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#HarryPotter bigots are in for a rough ride!

Goldberg gets the last word here.

This, please.

I just added both phrases to my mute list. Voila! They're gone without a trace!

Hi there. I don't Give A Fuck that Biden pardoned Hunter. If you're bothered by what he did, seek counseling. He did it. It's done. Move on. Thank you.

When this guy showed up in Ep.01 of #SkeletonCrew I screamed out loud. Real ones recognize him instantly!

Pity the poor little girl who watches WICKED and then wants to learn more about Elphaba, watches THE WIZARD OF OZ to seeHammy Margaret Hamilton lurching around, shrieking and threatening to murder a dog before she dissolves into a pile of wet green clothes and smoke. Sorry, kid. No happy endings!

Never forget, Elon Musk offered to buy a SpaceX attendant a horse if she would massage his Weiner. Never forget. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

There is absolutely no justification for this except bigotry. We should aspire to be better than this.

I'd listen to Rogan, but unfortunately I am a well-balanced adult with friends instead.

#BlockParty. Block this sad, angry little #MAGA chud. Bye bye, Sad.Boy! bsky.app/profile/sues...

Genius

Every Starter Pack or Follower Post that doesn't include me is officially FAKE NEWS! Wisen up, America! Suckle my teats and enjoy a big mouthful of my premium content!

That's a Bingo!

Right-wingers who thought we were going to drop our valid criticisms of the president and the morons who elected him, now that the election has ended, are in for a four-year-long rough ride. It doesn't end until he changes. And he isn't going to change, sooooooooooo... #BuyersRemorse

If you ask him to wish your 17 year old niece a Happy Birthday do you have to pay extra to keep him from masturbating during the video? How does that work exactly?

Adapt or Die. That's the simple choice in front of us. #MAGA has pushed and destroyed so many boundaries because we didn't rise to the challenge. We need to actively resist them, punish them at the polls for diddling fascists until they realign with what the majority of America wants.

That awkward moment at the Congressional Meet-n-Greet Mixer at the Capital Hill Club, when #MattGaetz wanders up, wearing only a Trump tshirt, and asks you if you "want a bump" of the coke on the tip of his dick, but doesn't remember you'd already declined that same offer 20 minutes ago. #Awkward

Elon Musk looks like a batfish that made a wish to be a Real Boy, but the spell is fading and he's Super Pissed about it.

In the coming bullshit years of the 2nd Trump administration, bookmark this for when you need a future boost of hope, optimism and drive. youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA?...

They ask an important question, "What use is an incredibly diverse, low-drama, fun-filled echo chamber for outreach to moderate, independent or right wing users?" In other words, "What use is this incredible cocktail party for organizing and running our HOA?" Dur Doy!

Cosigned!

All this talk about Hegseth's alleged sexual assault. And NOBODY over here talking about him assaulting a drummer with an axe, live, on-air! This man is a menace! youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...

What a truly odd thing to get angry about. Kirk must not know what Gaetz was accused of. Boy will HE be embarrassed when he learns!

We should all conduct ourselves in such a way that our words and deeds aren't so obnoxious and toxic that 21 million people (and counting) don't flee our business to a competitor. #LetThatSinkIn bsky-users.theo.io

Dems need to panic less, celebrate wins more and begin behaving like the people who're about to take back the Senate and House in 2026. (Because we fucking well are.)

Fantastic list. Adding them to my follows. Thrilled to be included. #FuckTrump

THIS is what I'm talking about. Trump wasted days here, pissed off the GOP, enraged the left, for what? What did he gain with this misadventure? Get ready for more of this garbage for four more years. Evil in concpet - very little follow-through.

Let's be clear. If the report exhonerated Gaetz, the Republicans would've already shared it. It must be pretty fucking damning for them to work this hard to bury it. I guess we'll all find out now.

Wait. Monopoly and Fallout are in the same universe? That... that actually makes a lot of sense.

#BlockParty This numpty is here to bring the liberals to tears. 3 followers at a time. Genius! He invested all the time to set that up and nobody is going to see it. Blocked! Delorted!

I collect old things. This sweet baby just arrived yesterday. It's real. I like that you really get a sense of her charm in her typed note.

This AND before you block them, block their followers too. (Don't worry. Blocking six people doesn't take very long.)

Pro Tip; Search for the phrase "two genders" on here to uncover a pocket of self-identifying MAGA chuds. I just happily blocked about 20 of them. I appreciate their unwavering dedication to self-identifying. Makes it super easy to catapult them into oblivion. Bonus pts bc these are all bigots too!

Never forget that the ludicrous nature of these entirely unqualified candidates for cabinet positions rests solely with the president-elect, himself. Idiots, by nature, will accept whatever is offered to them. The blame for each and every one of these directs to one man: Donald Juan Trump.

For the coming tribulations, it's important to find your inspiration where you can. And this is fuel for your motor! Enjoy!

How do we prevent BSKY from slipping into Twitter 2.0? Here's how...

I will never have a movie-going experience like my first viewing of "The Ecstasy of Gold" from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. That music! That direction! That performance! The whole film just slows down and lets that entire scene play out. Wallach running past a blurring background! Amazing!

Gonna need some enterprising Congressman to step up and introduce a bill banning Nancy Mace from any Congressional bathrooms. How can we be certain she won't assault someone? If they cared about women's safety, banning Nancy Mace is the only logical option.

She's beautiful and I love her

Navarro does not play.

Here we Fucking Go, folks!

As my Memaw used to say, "a hit dog will holler". If GOP are getting this upset about having their hypocrisy called out, then keep doing it. Do it more. Triple down and never stop.

Another day without "Big Titties" making the cut. What has America become?

@riseforchange.bsky.social Need to change your username, bub. You're fucking up a well-known progressive LLC. (Surely not your intent, right?)