Kris 🏳️‍🌈

Obviously the French are protesting and burning things. They’re really, really good at it. Once they’re upset they do not fuck about

TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch

OH Scale xkcd.com/3297/

Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.

If “cowardly corporate fuck” meets the bar for disparagement we’re gonna see a LOT of law suits

Bernie, you are 95. How are you getting arrested at 95? Why are you so awful? www.lbc.co.uk/article/f1-t...

Sure, getting to Wembley was a nightmare today, but I did get a selfie with @rjcity.bsky.social so that’s an easy win!

I hope @speedballbailey.bsky.social managed to go to the zoo while in the UK. Zoos are important

@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social Hey, DMed about an AEW thing if you have any desire to attend. No worries if not 😊

Wasn’t expecting a government emergency alert saying “Don’t start wild fires”

There are some wild choices in what got trimmed and what was kept in The Odyssey. Chris Nolan is a weird guy

In his press conference Scaloni said Argentinians shouldn’t confuse football and politics, so it’s nice to know they’re starting fights for purely footballing reasons

Holy shit, the Amelia Earhart episode of Bob’s Burgers is just stunningly good

NEW YORK—Finding himself unable to tolerate the continuing stubborn refusal to address the real issues at hand, apartment dweller Jordan Stills has declared himself “sick and tired” Wednesday of hearing his upstairs neighbors skirt around the core conflict of their long-running argument.

Not thrilled by the current state of the North Stand works at The Amex 😡

Very pleased for Coventry, one of the longest suffering fanbases around

One of the great slogans of our age.

“We choose to go to the moon” is, to my mind, the greatest section of a political speech in modern history. Artemis II reminding everyone of the driving force of humanity youtu.be/oYJRwgHEFS0?...

You know when something is so good it’s annoying. It’s so perfect it’s frustrating

Love any episode of a sci-fi show when they're clearly running low on budget. "This planet is, once again, a quary. Next week: a forest"

Zero resilience in Brighton’s men’s or women’s sides

I saw an AI video of a coconut crab doing weird coconut crab shit which is completely unnecessary because if there's one animal that doesn't AI to look weird as fuck its a coconut crab

While this is dumb as hell, I’m much less worried about a potential conflict with Denmark

🐊Followed to school

Bengals getting blown out 24-0 to finally close off any playoff route is honestly a kindness

Wake Up Dead Man is now the best Knives Out/Benoit Blanc movie. Saw it at the cinema and it is just superb

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

America, why is your Fanta? Have you seen an orange?

I cannot explain to Americans how perfect Gabe Kidd wearing a Stone Island tracksuit is

Hey Southern Water, the deal can’t be that we pay you loads of money and your drains overflow whenever it rains. That’s not a system

Funniest play possible

Seike comfortably Brighton’s best player that half, potential to get something from the game if she continues running that right wing #BHAFC

Bit of a venue change from Wednesday night to Sunday afternoon. Away at @arsenalwfc.bsky.social to see three points for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social #bhafc

Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC

Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC

Begging Sky to bin the midday WSL slot. It’s rubbish

What a performance from the Red Roses to win the world cup! Looked a bit ropey following the yellow card, but did just enough to keep Canada contained. Incredible tournament from Canada as well, could easily have won it another day