half-duck.bsky.social

where i create from

the last time a chapter got described as "fun" undyne was the star of a chinese liveleak video

I stumbled upon a pic of the most beautiful rotting vertebrae… somehow it compelled me to drawing rot goblins using a skeletal remains as a playground

copycats friendpins and pluttat with friend possessing battat x pluey (aka battat and pluey torture) #battat #pluey #friendpins #pluttat

this word takes up so much space in my head that i'd rather be using for other things

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

I like to imagine that castle town took form right as Titan Spawn Ralsei accepted his role as the prince in the prophecy

deltarot has peaked

“I asked ChatGPT—” Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.

Ralsei after you spend 3 turns in a row not attacking the defenseless Titan

HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??! #DELTARUNE

learning how to stand up for yourself to your parents is a bitch of a lesson but god once you learn it you are truly untouchable

Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p

Ralsei,,

Oh good

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).

Well, I'm not sure if EVERY city should be a 15 minute city, but yes I like those cities that appear shimmering on the desert horizon for 15 minutes before evaporating into the cruel hot sky.

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

Running is a healthy activity! Especially when there is something dangerous chasing you, then it is incredibly healthy!

Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Never bring a large bag of feathers to a fistfight. Don't bring anything to a MindFight, you're supposed to just do those ones with your mind.

Spill the tea. Splatter the juice. I'm thirsty for gossip, absolutely spray the Coca Cola everywhere.

We let them have that one

Through the teachings of God and the Bible I have learned Lightning. I have learned lightning fucking bolt.

Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you

I want to hunt elon through a forest

Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money

Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back

If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.