Premee Mohamed

Premee Mohamed

@premeemohamed.com

Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Author of WICKHILLS, THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER, and more! Winner: Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, Aurora award. Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲

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I am still here, just took a break for lunch, cannot answer questions without lunch!! (We are getting some GREAT questions, I am DELIGHTED.)

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com

OKAY I finally got around to x-ing 'take proof photo' off my to-do list for my Reddit AMA on October 27 -- if you wanna, join me on r/TheMagnusArchives and pick my brains about whatever you want! :D (This is launch day for FROM THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER!)

This is today! :D I hope we have a lot of questions! (But like not an unmanageable amount of questions because I will panic and hide.)

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com

OKAY I finally got around to x-ing 'take proof photo' off my to-do list for my Reddit AMA on October 27 -- if you wanna, join me on r/TheMagnusArchives and pick my brains about whatever you want! :D (This is launch day for FROM THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER!)

Trilobite is watching always watching

It’s Trilobite Tuesday! Feast your eyes on this dolomitic Encrinurus, uncovered from the Silurian exposures of Illinois. Notice the stalked-eyes atop its cephalon? This morphologic trait may have allowed it to burrow into the sea floor and keep watch over its surrounding marine world.

They forgot 'the jump-scare of discovering your own name in an article' 😂 (I am going to rush off and immediately read ALL the other stories though because omg these descriptions??)

Reactor Magazine@reactorsff.bsky.social

How scary can a short story really BE?? Stephanie Feldman recommends 5 examples that demonstrate the best of what horrific short fiction can do...

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It is 7:57 a.m. and I do not want to get out of bed The sun is not even up But I gotta because the city inspector is coming by today to sign off on... something, I forget, but I got an appointment reminder sooooo

I am very interested!!!!

Brandon Moore, PhD@rando.insalubrio.us

Chinese mycologists described a new giant fungus named Dianjunus rex whose ancient family lineage dates back to just after the asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs. Its upright fruiting bodies can grow up to 20 inches tall and weigh as much as 5 pounds! 🧪 www.frontiersin.org/journals/fun...

Oh BTW the ebook of THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT -- a tribute anthology to Stephen King's novel THE STAND -- is on sale today for $2.99 in Canada at least! :) My story is called HUNTED TO EXTINCTION and was an Aurora Award finalist last year!

kobo.comThe End of the World As We Know It ebook by - Rakuten KoboRead "The End of the World As We Know It New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand" by available from Rakuten Kobo. The blockbuster New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling short story collection based o...

Also LOLOLOL I am lookin a LITTLE SCRUNGLY (I figured I would just get my shots and go to the bank and go home) but anyway I stopped in at the Indigo I did not even KNOW was there across the street from the bank and! I asked nicely if I could sign WICKHILLS and they were all like "YEAH YEAH!!"

The person I talked to (Cam I think?) was also like "Thank you for asking, because it is true that we can't return signed books, but a) these will probably sell as there are only a few copies, and b) if people do it secretly I can't put the SIGNED BY AUTHOR sticker on them"

*appalled* NATURE I AM NOT HERE TO KINK-SHAME BUT ALL OF YOU PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS BACK ON RIGHT NOW THERE'S ROUGH AND THEN THERE'S "I BROKE MY BUTT"

There are these repeated injuries in hadrosaur tails. There were a few theories on this, but one of them stands out. No easy way to say this: some dinosaurs were really into rough sex. 🧪 Link: https://www.cell.com/iscience/fulltext/S2589-0042(25)02000-0​

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After my mandated 15 minutes I'm going to attempt to walk over to the other side of Northgate because I need to go to the bank, send thoughts and prayers for beetle to not be run over and squished in a very car-centred area 💀

OK the nurses are distracted and squealing over a tiny baby with super cute curly hair I'm making a break for it THEY CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE FOR FIFTEEN FULL MINUTES

Last year I also got both on the same day and ONE arm was super super unhappy about it but I couldn't remember which (Today's nurse said that was probably the flu arm, which is the same amount of vaccine but a bigger needle)

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#axelreads #12 Hitting the silly goal I set for number of books read this year with a belter: Wickhills by @premeemohamed.com It's a proper ride of a book with wonderfully bonkers world building and absolute confidence in the readers ability to keep up and figure it out. Thoroughly enjoyed it!

Dr. Axel@tabletopastronomer.com

#axelreads #11 Final installment in the binge for the moment (I think) Notebook by Tom Cox. Again absolutely delightful and makes me want to keep a diary or commonplace book

Uncontroversial take: hot & sour soup must be truly the king of soups The GOAT of soups Delicious, gloopy texture, warming, curative properties, contains many items Can I, a layman, identify 100% of those items? It is not important. Tasty soup.

Also I don't have a lair! I have a lovely home office! It's very professional and there is nothing arcane about it at all!

The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social

So WICKHILLS by the perfidious @premeemohamed.com turned up a fortnight ago, but I've only just started reading it and it is a DISGRACE, for she surely has glowing glass jars secreted in her lair that contain the very SOULS of Mervyn Peake, Ed McBain, and John le Carré that (Deranged rant continues)

ALSO reminder that my friend Sara's party last night was themed as always, the theme was 'cult leaders' (or cults generally I think?) and I went as Sathya Sai Baba, which meant I had the Wikipedia page pulled up on my phone to show people all night, but it was worth it

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- Edgar Allan Poe (literary types) - Jack plus beanstalk (fairy tales) - Robert Smith from the Cure (music and musicians) I NEVER GO AS A GIRL AS YOU WERE

ALSO I just remembered, we had one person I didn't recognize and she was like "Oh I'm Elizabeth Holmes" and the MOMENT she said it I was like OH MY GOD I AM NOT SMART She looked UNCANNILY LIKE THE POSTER and also kept going around giving people the @__@ to get followers, it was great

ALSO reminder that my friend Sara's party last night was themed as always, the theme was 'cult leaders' (or cults generally I think?) and I went as Sathya Sai Baba, which meant I had the Wikipedia page pulled up on my phone to show people all night, but it was worth it

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AS I WAS LEAVING it occurred to me I could have gone as an HPL-styley cultist (maybe a fishperson?) but too late, oh well, and she never repeats themes 😂

Dr. Frank-n-furter staggered over at one point and was like "I'M A LADY!" (he was not a lady fyi) and added "BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN!" and I told him to ask Sara what I had come as previously: - Prince (dead celebrities) - Jareth the Goblin King (Hollywood) - Caligula (heroes + villains) (cont'd)

ALSO reminder that my friend Sara's party last night was themed as always, the theme was 'cult leaders' (or cults generally I think?) and I went as Sathya Sai Baba, which meant I had the Wikipedia page pulled up on my phone to show people all night, but it was worth it

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We also had a cultist from Midsommar (in an INCREDIBLY good costume), a handmaid from The Handmaid's Tale, a Tupperware saleswoman cultist, a bunch of 'regular' culty people (daggers, grimoires, daggers, robes), some people affiliated with Lord Summerisle, some MAGATs, a few --

-- excellent old-styley cultists with animal horns and fake furry heads etc, two people who came as 'cult cinema' (we had Dr. Frank-n-furter!), and probably some people who showed up after I left! Great party, no notes, although I did not make any followers. :(

ALSO reminder that my friend Sara's party last night was themed as always, the theme was 'cult leaders' (or cults generally I think?) and I went as Sathya Sai Baba, which meant I had the Wikipedia page pulled up on my phone to show people all night, but it was worth it

Jesus also came over and judged me a whole bunch for being a fraud and doing fake miracles like materializing gold etc which I think was very unfair

Nice try Random Penguin but I am not following that author I heard she's a giant bug AND some kind of weird mad sientist locked up forever for crimes against *checks notes* states of matter including but not limited to plasma

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Ever notice "abusers can grow and change" uniformly comes from people who haven't actually checked if someone grew or changed? It's like a magic wand of sentiment they wave over harm.

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Y'all have helped me buy exciting things for my homecoming, including a walker tray, bed risers, a toilet riser, a shower transfer bench, groceries, and grab bars. You will also be helping me stay in my house. Thank you so much. www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...

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FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoply, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'woe & hope' Accessorize wyth a scarf.

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Also (yes I know my office is a mess, shut up) I went to the Harvest Art & Book Fair the other day and there was a local artist doing LIVE PET PORTRAITS IN MARKER and I was like "CAN YOU DO MY LIL DISASTER" and it was near the end of the day, so I agreed to get it mailed LOOKIT

Also I have not bought Oreos for a REALLY long time (not sure why, because I love them) and the other day at the drugstore the 'brown sugar bubble tea' flavour was on super sale -- I think $2? -- so I was like "Pfft, they're probably on sale because they're gross" and friends they are not gross

They are tasty and I regret a) buying two packages and b) not buying more than two packages Mainly because I ate too many at once and my stomach hurts but also when they are gone I will not have any more which is very sad

REMINDER you need to spread the word so that a SHIMMER BADGER and BELOVED EDITOR can get real groceries, maybe including some nice roots or grubs, wait, I'm being handed a note www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...

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E. Catherine Octobler@ecatherine.com

You (I) haven't grocery shopped in two (2) months. What's the first thing you're buying? 🛒