half/moon

the pitt on another planet be like dr. snitaker: look at the protuberances on his tarsal bulbs. dr. ki'ing: his orbs are in retrograde noah wyle: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! dr. snitaker: we need to transfer fluid from his abdominal sac to his scrotessence.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

in order to approach this sext, we're going to have to bring in some extrasextual knowledge

extremely dumb thing to care about but does anyone else think that things catch fire way too easily in movies and games and things

A2302 Animal's body made smaller.

no guys in my fantasy setting everyone in the world just agrees on a shared tongue. how did so many different cultures over such a huge geographic area end up all speaking this one language? im not sure but its definitely not imperialism ok?????

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

diabolical misspelling of my deadname

work has made me Insane

not my ass trying to search the internet for worldbuilding information about my own project

dont make me tap the sign

my most underappreciated post youtu.be/xo41t53XSpI?...

reposting this whenever the D does some bullshit

explain yourself

Blue Mountain Dancers

Nobody: Ava in 2021, for some reason: the one to fill that hole is ME

i have been hooked up to this machine for 35 days and my body is starting to produce new fluids

tensicles

hate to say it but the hit rate for internet personalities with personal discord servers is pretty bad

man on D train to Brooklyn reading "Dominance Playbook" with his backpack blocking an adjacent seat. my brother, this is not the dominance we are looking for

gregory, urgent update. was unattended in apartment, bored, overexerted. erroneously ingested Mordin Solus Weed. correct - sample came from your own supply. unable to estimate duration. suspect condition may be indefinite

this user save scums egregiously in rpgs

To make it easier, here's a dirty check if your overlay does suffer from regular injection by pasting the attached message into a twitch chat. If your chat overlay no longer has a transparent background and/or reloads (after 1 second or immediately), then it is affected.

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. that's why i draw cubes on company time

You and Ava sitting in a tree. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E

it's my birthday tomorrow! this isn't true but you should kiss me on the mouth about it anyway

my cheap bluetooth earbuds that i got for free from my last job (attached to a big uline order) finally met their demise and now i have to make a an actual choice about how i want to listen to music on my phone. what's y'all's preferred options for bluetooth headphones

A2272.1.2 Cricket hears water hiss on hot iron: learns his song.

Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances

haug

the year is 2526. it's been 300 years since the fastest horse was born and 280 years since the fastest horse died. no horse-related records have been broken in almost 3 centuries. in the halls of a freezing Enceladus colony, the last horsemakers are still trying