HotShotHamish

Funny how yet again there’s no “must-have” early Saturday fixture today. Must be because Liverpool didn’t play (far) away in Europe this midweek.

The media should really, really stop reporting what Donald Trump has said. What a serial liar, flip-flopper and charlatan *says* is about as important as a dog barking. It’s the things he actually *does* that are significant. And to anyone thinking “it’s part of his strategy…” - Grow up.

Classic Republican thinking. Only more blockades can fix blockades. You have to admire the consistency.

It’s a genuine Paddy’s Day treat to see Bernardo Silva in tears. Thanks universe!

Anyone remember the Epstein files?

@economist.com “Other eyewitness reports?” You have a responsibility to report the truth. This is cowardly reporting and is not what the world needs right now. Please, report the truth - in this case that the DHS is clearly incorrect/lying, and maintain your reputation.

Nothing wrong with that Villa goal. Awful officiating at Old Trafford, in favour of the hosts, for the 19,647th time.

Well that’s very nice to see. To be fair neither team’s performances through the season have deserved a Champs league berth, but fluff sideways me I’m glad United lost. 😆

It’s a shame seeing a talent like Cunha heading to the football graveyard. If he wants to see his career die he could at least go to Saudi and cash it in properly.

Wow. With the White House “Wire” set to provide real “transparency” in the news the US has gone full 1984. Really dark times.

How it started | How it’s going

COME ON THE REDMEN!!

Going three points clear would be a big step in the fight against Burnham’s Boys after they both lost at home. Not too surprising at Goodison, but a nuce surprise from Wolves! Big second half please Red Men!!

Fergie consistently showing up at Old Trafford is like Rembrandt going week in week out to a toddlers’ painting-by-potatoes class.

Overturning 3-goal first-leg defecits clearly not for everyone…

RFK’s autism comments are vile. So, fitting right in with the rest of the worst US government there has ever been.

Another poor refereeing performance at Anfield.

Pawson, again, proving he’s a dreadful ref. Clear, late, elbow in the challenge from Yates and Everton should’ve had a penalty. And I’m a Liverpool fan.

Funny how rivals’ opinions on Mo oscillate wildly, year on year, between; he’s so overrated/stat padder/total shite, to… carries the team/you’re a mid-table club without him etc. and no doubt now he’s extended we’ll be back to first position again…

Dunno if anyone else has noticed, but that Trump fella, over in the States, is a bit of a prick really.

We’re managing to make Sander feckin Berge look like Franz Beckenbauer

Everton bailed out twice in two games by cowardly VAR officials shirking their duties.

What is the point of having VAR at all? If they’re not gonna correct that? In theory I support the concept of VAR but the past week (season?) proving that it’s not fit for purpose.

Ref’s losing the plot tonight. You can tell he’s been briefed not to “let the crowd get to him” and has gone full retard in the opposite direction.

It’s like the whole Everton team have found Rodri’s anti-foul cloak.

Tierney. Tsk tsk tsk. He’s almost as big a whopper as Trump.

And there’s another of our players kicked at shoulder height and no foul given.

Terrible, terrible officiating. Give us some foreign refs pleeeeease.

Jesus wept. Twice as long checking an obvious offside than they spent clearing a leg-breaker

Fuck me. Remember Curtis’s red when he slipped over the ball? How is that not a hundred times worse?

Seems the good ol’ US of A is already realising just how big a shit-sandwich Trump is serving up. A friend in a big PR company being offered the opportunity to tender in a “Make America Cool Again” campaign. Wonder if they’ll go down the MACA acronym root. Doubtful.

Nothing to see here

No complaints about the result. Newcastle the better team, but questions again over the officiating. Joelinton getting away with absolute thuggery at the end. For some reason the VAR dissection in evidence for Chiesa’s goal didn’t happen for that foul. Funny that.

Hey Ruud! Why the long face?

Not sure what’s thinner, Bernardo 🐀 Silva’s hair or City’s squad?

www.theguardian.com/football/202... I do love a Ronay article. Up there with Alisson as one of the very best, if not *the* best, at doing what he does. Says we’re polyvalent you know!

PSG absolutely madrided by Liverpool in the same stadium, where Real Madrid madrided Liverpool

2 years ago today. Arch rivals… battered. With a Bobby Firmino cherry on top. What. A. Day.

JD Vance sits down to piss.

Manchester United 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We’re gonna win the league We’re gonna win the league

Man. United + Everton: Played 52 Points 61. Liverpool: Played 27. Points 64. Oooh yeah.

That was our lowest level of possession (34%) in a winning performance since 2003. Slot knows how to win in many different flavours.

There are 186 Man City home games in the @fbref.com database and today is their lowest xG per shot (0.04).

That’s the champs we’ve just been watching. At times that looked like a training game. Incredible.

Amazing how we’re spanking City whilst simultaneously saving energy for Wednesday. What a team.

How strangely appropriate that the final meaningful bit of action is Ashley Young diving to try to connive a penalty out of the slightest of contacts. Always been dodgy Ashley Young.