Hamsternator

Hamsternator

@hamsternator.bsky.social

The bestest hampter on the internet. Destined to be your ruler and idol. Sometimes streams games and other things ^^ Will absolutely share posts of cool indie game projects.

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Another day of kitty-related broken sleep. I swear if Niva doesn't quit her shenanigans I'm gonna have to call in sick for a week and never leave bed to recover...

Seems like 2026 is another year where I don’t dare ask an artist to draw my sona with a giant schlong… or any size of dong for that matter. How does one become depraved enough to find the strength for such a request?

”This software is so bad! Didn’t they do any QA on this?” My sweet innocent child. You can’t even fathom the amount of frustration and confusion that we endured during testing to get it in the pristine state you see. #qalife

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Kenney Shape is now FREE! (and it'll remain free, forever) ✨ Previously a paid tool, I'm releasing it as a gift to the community. Today's update will be the final one, with no further updates planned. That way I can focus on new software & projects! kenney.itch.io/kenney-shape

If I see another post from an extrovert being "why won't this introvert talk with everyone all the time!?" I'm literally not going to do anything about it... cause I also want that person to stay away from me.

Rain is pouring down like some divine being decided to drown us all, shich is a perfect reason to work from home ^^ That is… if I wasn’t the one who happens to currently have all assignments be related to physical tasks in our lab. YAY!!! -_-

When I need my cat to stay chill and not disturb me for a while I provide her with recreational drugs in the form of catnip. All I wanna say with this is that I'd make a heckin' cool dad.

15min with the Steam Frame and damn that visual upgrade is a treat ^^ The controllers are nice but I miss the knuckle straps on the Index. Streaming seemed to have some small hiccups but that might be issues on my end. It’s heckin’ comfortable though and I haven’t installed the ergonomics kit yet.

A few months ago I was feeling quite mentally stressed and during this I went to #subway a few times for lunch. Unfortunately they made mistakes three times in a row and my pettiness made me abandon Subway for a while. Today I was ready to forgive and went back. I got the wrong bread… 4 in a row.

My Steam Frame has entered my country! Hopefully I’ll have it before the weekend ^^ So excited to check out all the po… nature documentaries that I’ve saved in 4k.

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I just updated the 'Craziux Avatars & Hangout' VRChat world with a lil' quality of life update! #VRChat #VRChatWorld - Re-worked light bake - Material Updates - Bugfixes + More o:

First decent sleep all week, and naturally Niva decides to wake me up 1h early. Her food bowl wasn't even empty! She just demanded to get the good fresh stuff for breakfast '-_- Cats...

About to undergo a fudgin’ thorough physical examination for my fudgin’ physical health. If I get a heart attack on that darn excercise bike I ain’t taking any responsibility for it. They should have known this is a bad idea…

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If you wanna avoid accidentally picking up AI slop on steam, I'd recommend following a few curators that negatively review games whom use generative AI, that way you have a quick easy way to check if a game uses (even if its undisclosed)

I’ve got four years until the next election and I’m gonna win that election by a landslide. How? By giving people what they truly want. A ban on children in public transportation and public venues. If I win by 15% i’ll ban the parents too as a bonus.

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I know this isn’t that interesting to y’all, but I’m heckin excited seeing these sprout so nicely ^^ Going to be a while yet until I can harvest anything, but I won’t be able to stay silent when it happens :D

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Tiny Factory is out now! 130+ tiles to create factory & warehouse games. The visuals are easy to replicate/expand and it's completely free to use in any sort of project! 🏗️ kenney.nl/assets/tiny-...

You know those scenes in movies where the hero who barely managed to survive with bandages all over suddenly has their lover visit and proceed to have some R-rated passionate lovemaking... I have one surgically applied wound yet to heal and if I'm hugged wrong I'd probably die. Why must movies lie?

Trying out a mystery puzzle. I have no idea what the complete puzzle looks like but I know it’s gonna be a clue for a safe combination. Takes more time than I anticipated ’^^ #murdermostpuzzling

Almost time for surgery. As requested I've had 4 showers in the last 10 hours, removed my chain necklace and so on an so forth. But why did they force me to shave!? There's an ugly stranger in my home, and it's me! ;_;

I'm not allowed to eat for the next 18h and am already freaking out about it... despite eating a bucketload of food to ensure I don't marginally starve. I clearly have the proper hamster genes. I know how to prep for food shortages.

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2022 läste jag igenom valprogram och valmanifest. Det tänkte jag göra inför det här valet också. Som alltid; * Jag tar mig friheten att raljera och skämta. * Ta det inte för seriöst. * Det hela är baserat på mina åsikter. Nästa genomläsning blir således: