The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad

This man looks annoyed that he's left his Tissue Compression Eliminator at home.

This is how we grow the economy?

My emergency box just contains a bunch of micro USB cables, phono adapters, and a couple of those ADSL filter thingies.

Glad to see this has all blown over since last year.

There's lots to love and/or be horrified about in this comic, but this is a great punny name.

Nathan Fielder might have gone too far in promoting his new film.

Iconic.

Is the sudden influx of scammy sex-bots onto Bluesky (hi, new followers!) a sign that this site has gone mainstream, or is it just that twitter is finally dying and there's no one left over there to scam?

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

Public executions are the hallmark of any healthy democracy.

The power of big data.

"We've just taken over Warner Bros. and everyone thinks we're evil. There's only one thing to do: hire Tony Blair!"

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

I keep going into Luton and not getting knifed, it's crazy.

With Doctor Who being taken out behind the woodshed by Disney, James Bond belonging to Amazon, and the death of Queen Elizabeth, the Adeptus Astartes may genuinely be the UK's largest remaining cultural export.

Machete would never. Ugh.

Broke a capacitor off a laptop motherboard and reattached it with BluTack - that's a viable, long-term fix, right?

No one wants to admit it but the first step to fixing TV is going to have to be making it 4:3 again

@julietteburton.bsky.social every bit as good as I'd been told - v.nerdy, v.funny (and that was a good Yennefer cosplay, despite my muted reaction).

Carrying on the Steve Dillon appreciation with a new shirt.

Some very nice Steve Dillon originals at Luton Comic Con:

Settle down, Disney+

Woman: adult female sandwich

I let the handbrake off my car and it rolls through the front of your house - my fault. I let my dog off the lead and he rips open your shopping bag - my fault. AI company lets loose an AI agent and it hacks a private database - unclear who is at fault. 🤪

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of English Literature students cried out in horror...

#TwoTierPolicing

Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh, cruel; she feels alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great singer Ella Langley is in town. Go and see her. That should pick you up." Woman bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Ella Langley."

You don't get whimsy like this anymore.

Just had mince pie.

I see Piddington is a town for Rockers.

The little frame holds before cuts are perfect

What did Anita Anand do to deserve Any Answers?

Is "Macklemore" really pronounced as Mac l'Amour?

We have always been at war with Piddington.

BREAKING: The Oneders will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

the solution to the problem of being unable to both have the cake and also eat the cake is simple. perform a zeno’s paradox on eating the cake, only eating half at each sitting until eventually you scraem in utter defeat

That's a lot of gold moving around... (song unrelated)

Quote this with a gif of your first anime ever

From the UK, "it's in Parade magazine" has me doing a double-take.

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.

The hardest thing to stomach about all these far right protests is not that they are happening, because there will always be cunts, but that they are getting bigger and braver and more aggressive because of the ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC response from the government and police

I mean, he's not wrong...

What a weird coincidence, surely these seemingly independent companies couldn't have a single point of failure caused by incestuously sharing the identical infrastructure.

In response to the news of Chris Langham's passing, I've seen more than one post naming People Like Us as the logical precursor to The Office, and can we just not, please? I don't want to become the worst possible incarnation of this meme: