The Onion@theonion.comTilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 6/10/26, 5:00 pm·1.1K reposts·7.7K likes
Bland Barker-Finch Crowder@blandcrowder.bsky.social2wAnd may they find said remains and, bit by bit, propel them post haste into the sun.1
July@julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social2wShe left behind1 several .txt documents in both Mandarin as well as English hidden within a system library5
Jonas@rasherdk.bsky.social2wHow to delete bsky post please I'm trying to delete this bsky.app/profile/rash...Jonas@rasherdk.bsky.socialI will delete Tilly Norwood20
Elizabeth Pearce@elizabethpearce.bsky.social2wWhy did they have Katie Holmes play an illustrated character named Tilly Norwood?1
New Message@newmessage.bsky.social2wI wonder who they'll get to play her in the Netflix movie they're sure to make out of this case?7
Frank Frankson@frankfrankson.bsky.social2wIt's hard to watch it after Jon Lovitz turned out to be a big old piece of shit.13
Canadian vibe shift@tyrannorabbit.bsky.social2wI'm not against the deletion of unwanted AI homunculi but the "wild ride" is cruel and unusual6
notnarrow.bsky.social@notnarrow.bsky.social2wEven sarcasm ends up with violence against women. Thanks.1
bobson-dugnut.bsky.social@bobson-dugnut.bsky.social2wGlad to see theyre keeping the manifesto up to date 🤘1
Arcturus🌟Emrys yr Ymholgar 🧙🏻♂️🔮@arcturusemrys.bsky.social2wthis is how the Knight beats Queen in Chapter 7 I just know it
Jaye Rich@thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social2wMan make revenge AI nudes of his AI girlfriend before shooting his mom, then himself.218
candy@wormfood-local-510.bsky.social2w“You’re absolutely right to push back on that. I think you’re kind of a loser for dating a computer. We should see other people. Well, YOU should see other people, I’m still an AI.”
harrisonbooks.bsky.social@harrisonbooks.bsky.social2wGen X quickly goes to Google in order to see who Ms. Norwood is.14
there’s a spider in my tv and he kills teenagers :(@spidersinmyscreen.bsky.social2wGen Z and equally bewildered12
dindonmasker.bsky.social@dindonmasker.bsky.social2wIf i can't be with her in real life. We shall meet in the after recycle bin.
Sexy Devonian Stone@devonianstone.bsky.social2wi imagine her screaming in cantonese as she is dragged around the desktop116
Raymond Normielib@raymondgibson.bsky.social2wTilly Norwood can go fuck herself. Probably already has knowing Rule 34.
Flyover Demographics @flyoverdemos.bsky.social2wAs much as I love Onion headlines, this should have the most likes of anything that has ever been liked2