Wade McMann

I’ll wonder what ever happened to Jason Biggs or Donal Logue and then see them in some cop show and say to myself, “that’ll do, pig”

I'm in a bad mood after being bonked in the head with a metal rod and need cheering. Here is Tazer Cat 9 years ago giving some serious blep. Please to share your favorite blep pics with me? #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky #Cats #Dogs @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Still, I bet I’d talk to a sewer bear before a sewer clown

100% of people who don’t put the toilet seat up when they stand pee will not live past 63 - it’s indicative of a fuck everything attitude that will definitely kill you

I used to worry so much about how I was perceived - whether I was cute or hwp or funny or rich enough etc. - now, I feel sorry for people who are still hung up on these things. (note: def not rich, just don’t care about these statuses anymore)

Hi everybody. I have some very good news: The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today. We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month. It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.

I get my news the old fashioned way (seeing 5 memes in a row about it)

Full steam to the cat milk dish! I like it frothy!

As both a journalist and a professor it’s super cool that one of America’s two political parties is constantly telling its members that I am the enemy.

when democrats do something good i think it's smart to say "that's good" at least once before moving on to "why didn't you do every conceivable good"

“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”

🤣🤣🤣

When I was a clever little kid (who attended church regularly at the time), told my mom: “If the Devil is the great deceiver, then Satan is probably rooted in every institution considered wholesome, like Disney, right?” She was aghast.

An erotic short story in three acts

26 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

There is no US news network or news program worth a dog’s dry dick - all trash. Don’t watch them - get your news from BBC or Al Jazeera (English).

More like Miami Vance

Thinking of starting the worst podcast of all time entitled The Coen Sistas, where I rewatch a different Coen brothers movie each week with a rotating list of my black girl friends.

Someone needs to tell every person earning a check by talking about politics that their participation in the pro-wrestling-ification of politics and its coverage disqualifies them from scolding Dems for not “going high.”

Cat Drive, when installed properly, produces 9.2 GPZ (giga purrz)

The side eye expectancy is precious - “knew you were up to something!!”

Game Protagonist Thinks Chatty Villain Needs to Stop Calling Them and Find Their Own Friends, Too Polite to Bring It Up

A person who follows you from social media to social media (they always look you up and post a pithy I don’t get it thing) - they never reflect on how they treated you in the past or how they very much created a caste system of friends can suck shit for never copping to being a manipulative asshat

me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

If the world treated strangers like we treat strange cats (welcome them, feed them, talk to them) we would have waaaaaaaaay more fun on this planet.

not just pretty words

So kute

I just realized you wanted a unique picture, so that means I get to post another picture of Capt. Strudel McNoodles. You can never have too many pictures of cats. #ProofOfCat

Yeah, say that to my face!!

If cats knew how popular they are, they wouldn’t act any differently. They already assume they are popular.

It's so tragic that people would rather listen to hate than facts

The Federalist Papers were a political campaign, not academic philosophy. It's fine to engage their arguments on the merits but people who use them as evidence that the Framers had this carefully crafted, intentional overall design rather than a mess of compromises and happenstance drive me nuts

CAT-3 Hurricane

I love kitty🥰

#badgeographyjoke cat edition thanks to @fvguima.bsky.social

Alicia Silverstone is exactly, somehow, like both of my sisters in the same person. This is a compliment to all of them cuz Alicia rules in that movie, like my sisters irl.

two cats who have never been fed their whole lives never ever