Medusa Oblongata

Not one, not once.

Inflation is very bad and the amount is egregious BUT "oh my god stuff is more expensive than it was when I was a kid" hasn't been a hot take since roughly money was invented.

Diminish an anime Leveling with friends

"The Adam Conover Polyamory Discourse" sounds like an either amazingly good OR absolute garbage EDM jam.

Used being shut in as an excuse to finish reading "Solo Leveling" and welp that sure was fucking fantastic. Also Beru is an angel and must be protected at all costs.

Oh god, I just realized this is the first sick day I've taken as a person with an inbox-heavy job and tomorrow is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Due to marriage and a bunch of people dying I own my home, but I'm just thrilled to not be paying rent any more, and I like paying property taxes because I like having functional roads and drinkable water and good schools and for kids to have lunch every day and stuff like that.

Neat, my birthday's in July and I found my dead husband in our home office at around 4:10am in late October the year I turned 47 so I thought that was the reason.

I still mask and I have covid. Most of the people around me never mask and they don't get covid. I don't know what point I'm making. I don't plan to stop masking but right now it feels really fucking futile.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. I'm not sure what it says about me that this is the only one I found:

"I tried to tease it but I just pissed it off."

Add "for tax purposes" to a movie: "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead For Tax Purposes." Also, Hotblack Desiato would like a word.

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Haven't set foot in a Target in years. There are two pretty close by. Boyfriend and I used to love going to Target to window-shop on rainy days. They don't get my foot traffic, my eyeballs, or my dollars.

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

Gryphon's Drag Race: Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talons.

I take my meds so the unskippable cut scenes you accidentally trigger when talking to me are half as long and ten times as coherent.

This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.

Here at the Sports Bra bar where a small group of transphobic fash are gathered again. The portland community has yet again shown the fuck up to defend the space and the community and antifascists greatly outnumber them Fascists have already been pushed so far out and there is still a large group

Oh my god I have three adult children, none of them go by the name they were given at birth, which I gave them, I'M THEIR MOTHER, if I can "deal with" [rolleyes] their name changes no one else has the slightest excuse. wtaf people. freal tho.

And might i add that we had a word before "influencer." It's "shill." Shorter and more to the point. I'll use it in a sentence: "No one paid attention to the supermodel's opinions on banking because they knew she was a shill."

can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them

There's a very good and incredibly simple reason mainstream media is all in the tank for fascists: You can't sell the 24 hour news cycle to people who are happy.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. Not even once.

Every time I see anything about stupid Roko's Basilisk my brain starts tootling ROKO'S MODERN BASILISK Roko's modern basilisk! --doot doot doo dee dee doot doot--

I'd never use AI, never have. Honestly, the complete garbage the Microsoft grammar wizard (which I can't rip out of my work computer) keeps prompting me to do makes me loathe to trust generative learning with anything more complex than Tic-Tac-Toe.

I have kind of a weird name, and after over half a century of life it's still a little bit annoying when people get it wrong even after I've given them the pronunciation, but I'm never going to stop calling that dipshit Yolo Minneapolis.

Oh fuck yeah bud

I'm so short-waisted, this is what all high-rise trousers and shorts look like on me.

When I posted this it was so obviously a song parody that I didn't bother with "sung to the tune of..." and now I have NO fucking idea what I was talking about.

One of the best barbecue places I ever went to had a hand-written menu on the exterior wall where they spelled it "Side Idems" and "B. Q. Q." and that shit was so good