Harry the Sea Otter

Do you dislike lying liars, the kind that have their pants on fire, who knowingly lie in order to convince you to believe something? I made a list of a particular group of lying liars you may wish to subscribe to! bsky.app/profile/did:...

I learned a new German word today and I am looking to use it as much as possible. Fortunately, there are many opportunities for this. US-Justizminister Todd Blanche hat ein wahres Backpfeifengesicht.

I guess this close to the election, the hoods come off. I think that's the saying.

Gas prices in Kalifornsky. Food or heat. That’s the choice that Alaskans statewide are being forced to make because Dan Sullivan has voted 14 times to extend the price-hiking Iran war.

I'm honestly kind of confused here, which one am I supposed to be?

Oh no, this dumpster full of pants belonging to @twstedtv.bsky.social appears to have caught on fire for some metaphorical reason I can not fathom. I am thankful he is safe, though. I wonder what he will do now that all of his pants are on fire, though.

He definitely hates facts. The "Chinese Government Official" is Lobsang Sangay, a Tibetan-American, born in India, and has never been involved in the Chinese government. So apparently you are "fucking lying".

This human is pretending this Sharia Court building is in Michigan. Apparently he does not read very well because it says "Kingdom of Bahrain" on it, in Arabic (top circled) and English (bottom circled). Alex Jones fan? 🦦🦦🦦

Okay so Vivek Ramswampy is 5'7" Donald Trump is "officially" 6'3" Someone is not being honest here.

Note for future GOP federal office hopefuls: Your qualification for a Trump Endorsement is now 100% based on the attractiveness of your firm, muscular buttocks. Better start hitting the gym.

Oh shit, has anyone checked on Vegan Pete?

Couchfucker words of Wisdom: "You can't turn the Titanic around overnight." Okay so you're all doomed to sink into icy waters. Well, I'll be okay at least, I was made for this. The rest of you: good luck, humans!

It really does sum up MAGA perfectly.

If you were waiting for your sign to donate to an insurgent campaign for Congress in Missouri...this is your sign. I'm current polling 5 points ahead of 14 yr incumbent Ann Wagner in a seat held by the GOP for 34 years. I need you now. We can take this across the finish line and change Missouri.

David M Friedman, former US Ambassador to Israel under the first Trump Administration, is shocked to learn that Social Media did not exist in the 1950s and 1960s.

I can't decide if I should say "Ramaswampy" or "Ramasmarmy". They both have their merits.

"Well, I'll be honest" yet still doesn't come clean about (allegedly) having Erika Kirk dress up as a leather couch for sexy time.

Has anyone else noticed that Scott Bessent looks like what would happen if Stephen King started hanging out at Mar-A-Lago?

Cool so that's nice, you're going to have broke MAGAs hanging around polling locations dressed like Dog the Bounty Hunter, demanding to see the ID of anyone who walks up to vote. abcnews4.com/news/nation-...

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but...

Wow. I've never seen a Senior Superlative like Tommy Teapot's before.

That will surely make all the difference in California, and finally swing it toward Trump.

Tommy graduated at the top of his class I'm sure.

"Oopsie, we 'accidentally' suspended the No Kings organizer account. Sorry, it was an automated system, we assume no responsibility." -Meta

When you order a canvas print of Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" on Temu:

You know, if Texans are really having a hard time choosing who to elect as governor, maybe they should just ask themselves: "Gee, I wonder who was governor when Texans were being charged thousands of dollars for a day's worth of electricity..."

I guess when you're a sociopath with the personality of a dog turd, but have a lot of money, the best option is to be matched with someone who has "has a lot of money and is happy to spend it stupidly" as their top qualification in a potential mate.

I am thinking Shohreh Aghdashloo should be UN Secretary General. Look, she's done it before, and she saved the world. She's got a pretty awesome track record, plus she says "Fuck" a lot. I dare you humans to find someone better.

I guess Laura Looner is in the running as well.

Well, that fire was named appropriately.

Katie Zacharia lasted exactly 0.5 Scaramuccis as Press Secretary.

Well, I can totally see why this would totally not cause any problems whatsoever. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

The Lion King for Tax Purposes

Ethan "America First" Levins? You're a Steinie, aren't you?

I think that Primsky Labeler thingy is a bit overzealous.

Same energy.

I can't tell if all these new blocks are related to my Chantal post, my Kiwibank sheep post, or because somehuman thinks I'm being mean to Kimberly Guilfish.

I love that the humans here may flip a Senate seat because Republicans are dumb. As you can see below, there are two unrelated Dan Sullivans, but only one Dan Sullivan has been endorsed by Dan Sullivan, the former mayor of Anchorage. Another Dan Sullivan is a teacher, then there's the senator.