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Scott Jennings in a long blond wig in 3...2...1

Trump should tap Darlene Graham. She's not going to win her seat, is essentially a blank slate, and is dumber than a field full of fence posts. Just like trump likes em. Plus, think of the laughs we could have.

What? No Sophie Cunningham?

She'll be fifth in line for the job...

And not 2 brain cells to rub together between them.

😆

I'm reminded of the Sesame Street song of my childhood, "🎶One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong...🎶"

Okay but first we need to know what Scott's pussy looks like.

But. But. He’s not blonde

I can’t believe he isn’t making Ivanka do the job. All of the ones in the past were just substituting her anyway.

"One of these things is not like the other..."

My bet is that it will be Kate Upton. (KKKKK)

Scott is making Bank at CNN telling lies

The always-great @nytpitchbot.bsky.social was thinking along similar lines: bsky.app/profile/nytp...

Scott needs to show more cleavage to have a chance.

Where's that immediate transgender surgery the GOP is all lathered up about when you need it?

I wonder if he happens to be left-handed. Not that it matters, but I kind of figured that handedness had something to do with it.

Such a deep bench of meh on their side

Scott’s got no chance. The secret is out that he’s really a red head according to a former golfing buddy who shall remain nameless.

I think I can see half of their qualification. But they will have to learn to smile more…

The incompetence of this Administration is breathtaking.

BREAKING: Jennings releases new headshots. He’s in it to win it this time.

I don’t think Kate Upton is MAGA

So, Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka or a guy with an acceptable ass?

Sydney Sweeney must get this job and just answer "sports" to every question. I demand it.

Blame her for being so naive that she thought she could do the job or that her background story wouldn't produce problems, but far more blame for Trump and his team for throwing her in the fire and after predictably getting burnt under the bus.

Sorry Scott but you are short on the two main qualifications.

Hmmm. If he picks Jennings he gets a snotty a hole in that position AND gets to act like women are too stupid for the job, but on the other hand, he's been saying a ton of gay shit lately.....

Will Jennings be Trump’s boob of choice?

Scott’s the only one who could get past Natalie’s veto, she’s not going through that again.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not tbh

Ahhh Katie we hardly knew ye.

I doubt that Sweeney will ruin her career to be Trump's top liar for 2 years.

Scott’s cleavage is lacking, but he is otherwise a complete ass

Scott is the biggest boob on that list

My drains are clogged just looking at this.

Are there any natural blonds? I don't

(Mrs. Figmo here) Say, how good do you think Scott's chances look? Maybe not so hot.

Jennings is remarkably adept at lying with a little vile smirk. Just like the rest of the White House press secretaries!

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So you don’t have to click any…

Is his daughter not available?

Scott is gonna have to go a little blonder if he’s even going to have a chance.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The interview will involve making out with Natalie.

As long as they can read, that would be a step up!!

3 total and all three were in charge of keeping up with the lies.

Trump did pedo both boys and girls Jennings fits They probably all have good oral technique

Jennings isn’t hawking cleavage, so he’s not really competing…

Three women with giant boobs and……..Scott Jennings, that tracks.

#Ivanka-Matryoshkas including Scott Jennings if he wears a wig and some lipstick.

Scot kinda resembles Eric.

He has been checking out guy’s asses lately. Said Jon Husted has a great ass when in Ohio and Collins got a great body today in Georgia. Scotty, get that booty bouncing you can get to sit next to Natalie.

Am I Bluesky-pilled if I think it’s a little misogynistic to just group Alix Earle and Kate Upton in with those two? Sweeney and Jennings — ya that makes sense. But Earle and Upton seem like decent enough. They’re anti-MAGA at least.

Jennings doesn't have the titties. Can he twirl around for me, so I can see his other qualifications? If he has a strangely square ass then he's in. Trump would appreciate the solidarity, even if he would miss having a clone of Ivanka nearby.

How nice is Jennings ASS? I’ve never seen it

what about the swimmer that arrived 5th because she was racing against Mark Spitz?

All losers 🙄

I still find it funny. Maga was ok with this Chinese lawyer lmao. Imagine if Biden had done that.

Oh please please please let Sydney Sweeney get the job so it can tank her acting career so I never have to skip another movie that I’d like to watch but won’t just because she’s in it.

Same.

Scott doesn’t have a chance.

I vote for Sweeney. At least she will be nice to look at

Oh no, Riley Gaines again got 5th place?

#StephenChung for press secretary!! C'mon he embodies the hideous racism that only hurts himself 💯

But he hardly looks like Ivanka at all!

But he's male and not blonde, although Trump does seem fixated on men's asses recently...

He will get the gig this time because Natalie made the call to smoke Katie...Scott is not a threat to Ivanka Jr. like Katie was; she can be daddy's bestest girl all by herself again.

🤡🤡🤡🤡

I'll give you odds on it's not going to be the one on the right

One of these things are not like the others.

No way Tony Hinchcliffe isn't on the short list. (This is a height joke)

Breaking: According to German sources there was a another secret candidate and she got the job: bsky.app/profile/claa...

If Scott really wants a chance at the position he needs to smile more.

Maybe this will work.

Sidney fucking Sweeney?!?! We’re already a damn laughingstock so I guess why not. 🤦🏽‍♀️

They would have to blur or pixelate her face or nobody would watch.

😂

I meant you referring to women as "Binkies"

🤣🤣🤣

Sidney all day long in revealing attire. no one will care how she handles the questions believe me.

Kate Upton is a Trumphumper? NOOOOOOOOOO

lets go through them all in that order

The fifth place swimmer and bench warming WNBA player aren't happy. They weren't happy before this announcement, so I'm assuming they still aren't thrilled.

Kate's dad is non-MAGA(?) Republican Fred Upton, yes?

I'm betting on Sweeney. Best boobs.

💯 irrefutably a #dipshitocracy

Don't forget these two!

They all look like Ivonka

Ivanka 2.8, 2.9, 3.0, and it’s good trump approves of a person’s right to choose.

Scott needs to just grow his hair out, wear a touch more lipstick, and slap a pair of tits on his chest and he would be a shoe in.

I used to watch the show Criminal Minds, did Trump’s mother have long blonde hair? 

Well, they could always find the mega girl that tattooed his name on her forehead head

No need for one!! The information is useless

What if Ezra Klein got the job?

he needs a blond wig

🥹🤣😂🤣🥹

🙄 I mean, it’s almost believable.

I'll go with the Ivanka lookalike

Hmm...looks straight up like the pamphlet my barber hands me before my haircut 😂

So.. 3 candidates who show boobs and one who IS a boob. Par for the course.

I’m voting for the blonde 😉

Well there's been KKK, and there's a K on the shortlist. Also Trump will decide by the same rules all misogynists use... carefully consider their credentials, then select the one with the biggest tits.

Good lord! I’m fine to waste 5 gallons of water for this image.

Not ugly enough.

Lol

Thankfully you remembered the necklace!

Tough to tell the bigger boob in there and yes it’s Jennings.