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Dear MAGA: You claim Dems hate Trump more than they love the country. However, it seems you're willing to sacrifice yourselves on the altar of Trump just to "own the libs". How much are you willing to sacrifice to put Trump over country? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The Dow is now closer to its 52 week low than it's 52 week high. Are you finally going to start paying attention to the big picture? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Secretary McMahon: You may be "on the job" for about a week, but you've known about this for months ahead of time. If you don't know what the 50 year old IDEA acronym refers to yet, why exactly did you take the job? Asking for the millions of pissed off students and parents. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: For the second time in a couple weeks, stocks are poised to drop 1000 points over two consecutive days. Do you want to just resign now or do you still want to go through the impeachment process again? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The stock market really doesn't like uncertainty but when you come out and say you're not ruling out a recession, you get the FAFO response like is happening today. Have you learned any lessons yet? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How many vacations and rounds of golf have you played already on the nation's dime? Asking to get DOGE's attention so they can actually cut waste, fraud, and abuse in the system. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Muskrat: Tesla is down over $200 since it's high in December. A board member is dumping her stock. Two SpaceX rockets have now blown into bits. You're running DOGE. Wouldn't it help to drop the extra curricular activities and just focus on 1 company? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: It's been several weeks past the 24 hours you promised. Have you considered actually negotiating instead of tongue-lashing Ukraine and pandering to Russia or is your "quid pro quo" style of "leadership" getting in the way? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: By my count, this is now the third time you've threatened Hamas with complete destruction if all of the hostages are not released: 1/7, 2/10, and now 3/5. Don't you realize the more you threaten but not follow through, you look like an idiot? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: A couple years ago, you posted that if the Dow was down 1000 points in two days, the president should be impeached. In the last month, the Dow is down almost 2500 points, over 5%. When are you going to put yourself up for impeachment? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

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Dear Sec. Kennedy: For a long time, you've been openly anti-vax and have even made money off of it. Now, you're encouraging parents to talk with pediatricians about MMR vaccines. Aren't you afraid you'll lose your precious MAGA support? Asking for the people that see through the BS. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How will the continued culture war you're pushing finally lower my prices? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Secretary Rubio: Is this what you expected when you signed up? It should have been. The writing was on the wall for years and you chose to sell out instead of take a stand, like so many of your fellow Republicans. Was it the money, power, or both? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How is it that there are all these claims to cutting wasteful spending, yet the proposals you and Congress propose will just continue adding to the debt? Asking for the people that continue to see through your hypocrisy. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: Did you get tired of other world leaders calling out your BS this week so you finally took it all out on Zelenskyy today? Asking for the intelligent people in the world that wish you would finally grow up. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: So bringing in eggs from 3 or 4 different countries is a good thing now? I thought we need to be self sufficient and do everything here ourselves and not be dependent on anyone for anything. Asking for the people that still see through your hypocrisy. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Tesla stock owners: The price of your shares has dropped almost 25% over the past month. Where are the lawsuits saying that Musk is ignoring the company and hurting it through his DOGE actions and recent speeches? Asking for the people that see through his BS. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Musk: Is there any coincidence between the government department you've raided first compared to the departments that have been investigating your companies? Asking for the people that are seeing a glaring pattern. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You removed ethics requirements, now allowing staff to receive "gifts". How does this kind of bribery "drain the swamp" which you campaigned on? Asking for the people that continue to see through you. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: Reports say that your first time around, you spent $152M in taxpayers dollars in just 4 years to vacation and golf. How many times this week alone did you go golfing on our dime. Asking for the people that want this particular item cut from the budget. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Congressman McCormick (GA-7): If you expected 75% of your attendees at your town hall to be unhappy with what's going on, why did you think it would help to gaslight them and accuse them of being unproductive? Asking for your constituents that see through the lies and BS. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Musk: I found some government costs that you overlooked. Please remove all of Mr. Cheeto's golf outings from his budget. Thank you! #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How does a 25% tariff on vehicles make my car insurance cheaper and reduce inflation? Asking for all the people who are impatiently waiting for you to follow through on your promise to reduce prices. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: So, what was the sweetheart, quid pro quo deal you made with NYC Mayor Eric Adams? Asking for all the people that continue to see right through you. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How does attending the Super Bowl and the Daytona 500, to the tune of millions of dollars EACH of taxpayers' money, make my groceries more affordable? Asking for the people who are actually ok with trimming what's REASONABLE from the budget. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Sec. Rubio: How does a comment regarding the need for Hamas to be "eradicated" while in the middle of a ceasefire deal with them, give them any incentive to continue following through on said deal? That will only bolster the most extreme to continue fighting. Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: Noon has passed when you threatened all hell was going to break loose on Mama's, but you also put the ball into Israel's lap. So which is it? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: There is zero incentive for Xi and Putin to reduce nuclear stockpiles and military budgets when they have expansionist plans just like you. Or, have you finally realized you can't balance the budget without hitting military spending too? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: So you finally spoke with Putin. About time. We're 3 1/2 weeks past the 24 hours you promised. So why aren't you taking a hard line with Putin like you seem to be with Zelenskyy? Asking for the people that see through the facade. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You wanted to "drain the swamp" and get rid of unelected bureaucrats. However, you bring in an unelected bureaucrat and he just talks in circles. So, how is this lowering my prices especially when I see the inflation rate ticking up again? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You revoked the Foregin Corrupt Practices Act and claimed that it means more business for America. How does extra expenses companies incur doing nefarious things, which will be passed to consumers, help America? Asking for the law-abiding citizens. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You're correct. It costs more to mint a penny than its value. Wasn't always that way but it is now. However, so is the nickel but you didn't mention that. Are you moving to an all digital currency and take physical currency out a step at a time? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You're trying to place yourself in charge of the Kennedy Center, but how does this reduce the price of my car insurance? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How does an executive order regarding paper straws versus plastic straws reduce the cost of eggs, which is only continuing to rise? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear House Oversight Committee: It seems that Musk's and/or Starlink's issues in Ukraine were being investigated by USAID before he pulled the plug on everything there. Why not subpoena Musk unless you know you bit off more than you could chew? Asking for the people that want answers. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How does you and Pam Bondi getting rid of the Foreign Influence Task Force, part of which was to keep our elections safer, help "Make America Great Again"? Or is this move to help make past transgressions disappear? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You are proposing the creation of a sovereign wealth fund, which some other countries do. However, Congress controls the purse. So how do you intend to get around the Constitution on this one, or don't you care? Asking for the ones that still see right through you. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You finally talked with Trudeau and Scheinbaum. You put a 30 day pause on tariffs because you claim they gave in. How is it a "win" for you when they simply reiterate what they were already doing and you "agree" to it? Asking for the people who see right through you. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: Recently, you had ordered multiple health agencies such as the CDC, NIH, and FDA to stop alerting the public to health and food issues that affect Americans. So, how does this "Make America Healthy Again"? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The American Gas Association says that 9% of natural gas supplies come from Canada and they are working with your administration to mitigate the effects of the tariff war. How does a tariff war help reduce our energy prices in the middle of winter? Asking for America. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: So, your tariff war began in earnest last night. I'm about to go to the store for groceries. Can you tell me how much less I'll be paying now? Asking for all the sensible people who know tariffs will only increase prices. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: In April 2019, during your first term, the FAA instituted a program to create interest in the disabled community to fill air traffic controller positions. How do your hypocritical comments about getting rid of DEI in the FAA "Make America Great Again"? #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You effectively eliminated the Aviation Secrity Advisory Committee last week and now a commercial plane and military helicopter crashed into each other last night. How does that move "Make America Great Again"? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The OMB, through your direction, cut off many programs such as SNAP and Medicaid until a temporary injunction said otherwise. How does a lack of food and health care help "Make America Healthy Again"? Asking for the people that care about others. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How does changing the name of Denali reduce my car insurance costs, which you promised to do? Asking for all car insurance payers. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: You threatened the world economically at Davos. Build here or pay tariffs. Where are all the raw materials coming from to build the structures? Where are all the construction workers coming from as well as the workers to make the items? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto