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Guess what!! I’ve been WILDLY DEPRESSED

When I can tell someone doesn’t floss in 2025 because of the built up gunk in their teeth I get really upset

I thought I was having a flare of digestive issues but it turns out I’ve just been drinking two olipop a day

The fact that I blinked and then my two year old dog is becoming a “senior” this year 😭😭😭 I’ll never get over it

My mom’s feedback on Paris? “It smells”

I really wanna know if someone’s midlife crisis has ever transformed them into a crust punk, like I would pay money to watch that documentary

the crust punks i knew in Oakland were really mean and cliquey honestly, I think they didn’t like me or maybe they just sucked

crust punk go-fund-mes are my roman empire

What if…what if I adopted another dog while my husband was out of town 😏

When did overwhelm become a noun, I hate it

And I’m really sorry but who the fuck cares about jimmy carters funeral right now. Like why is this shit even in the news like who actually gives a fuck?

I can’t do it anymore. I can’t look at the fires

I have five medical appts this week…overwhelmed doesn’t even begin to touch it. And I saw an optometrist who was so weird and brusque today omg. Kept checking the time and stuff. And gave me a crappy contact prescription

What do you mean I’m 36 years old? I was literally just born

Four years into my move and I still feel lonely and isolated as ever despite meeting some new people and getting involved in things. At what point do we call it a wash and move back to where we have friends?

Cancelled my fiddle lessons because the lady has an aviary and raises birds. No birds for me! 🚫 🐦

Can someone explain to me why my mom, a physician, has extreme and deliberate anti-refrigeration ideas? Like leaving open jam, yogurt, cooked meats out for more than 24 hours?

I wish people would stop posting newborn “skin to skin” time with shirtless dads. Like keep that to yourself why are you making us look at it!!!

WHY does my mom make a ton of food and then leave it out all night? Like she literally refuses to refrigerate it and then if I don’t wanna eat it I’M the crazy one??

Happy new year! all my copays are doubling while my take home pay is decreasing. hbu?

I just feel like we are soooo fucked this year I’m sorry

Ate food, wanna vom. Story of my 2024

Maturing is realizing my 7 am AP Calculus class (“zero period” ) of which I remember nothing was actually cruel and unusual punishment for being an OCD-driven high achiever

It makes so much unfettered sense that I’m ending the year feeling like absolute withered trash rotting in my bed

The extreme disgust I have with people who sell furniture on FB marketplace but don’t include measurements or more than one picture. I hope you never sell your nasty af couch honestly

I hate the vibe of craft breweries

Utterly embarrassing that at 36, I have no property to my name, no baby, and no stable career, but what I do have is a four-song darkwave EP coming out on a boutique label. Setting myself up for a dark and lonely second half of life

It makes me wanna barf that this horrible guy I dated for like a year is now a mega-rich crypto bro who posts pics of himself with grimes

Wait wait a cop literally strolls by the guy who set the woman on fire WHILE he’s fanning the flames and makes no attempt to stop him?

When my lil family is all in bed together I imagine we’re falling asleep on a ship sailing safely through space or a calm ocean

Not a surprise that I feel like absolute shit today AGAIN!!!!

Get the eve6 guy out of my timeline I had enough of him back on twitter

It’s crazy when billionaires are ugly

Went to an old-time jam and of course I walk in on an old man peeing cuz he didn’t bother to lock the door

Today I was just waiting in line at target and somebody looks a time and says “she looks bored”….and I swear I was trying to look neutral

The fact that liberals aren’t condemning the fact the Luigi went to Starbucks and McDonald’s shows how performative their “criticism” usually is

CEO pay has never made much sense to me. Is there really no equally competent person who would do the job for much less? Where are the “market forces” here? Everything is fake.

I have to get another mammogram tomorrow…I’m so tired lol.

I hope those of you who reposted the photos of him are happy….dafuq is wrong with yall?? Can’t you let a man walk free

This time of year when the sun sets at 1 pm I should have lower expectations for myself

Not an ounce of focus or willpower in my body today. Just twisting and needles in my abdomen

Are we allowed to QT posts just because they’re cringey or are we all trying to be nice on here

How is it fair that some people get to live in Europe while I don’t, when I was born there??? I don’t like to live under the reign of jealousy

There’s a house built in 1774 for sale for $300K and it’s a little ugly with drop ceilings but I’m salivating even tho I can barely get my act together to make a doctor’s appt much less buy a house

Will I ever have a day when I’m not worried that my dog is imminently dying?

It’s the new live laugh love

getting pre-anxiety over something that is going to give me anxiety in the future

It’s kinda foolish to think this really sends a message tho cuz all the CEOs are gonna do is hire security and pass the cost on to their customers/hostages. This has to be organized all out war but we’re all too scared for that (including me)

No one’s talking about gun control today huh

Yooo they’re unaliving healthcare ceos now