hazel

hazel

@hazelwrit.bsky.social

law school ruins lives

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up in Auckland for the weekend and (a) Auckland Museum remains great (b) I really am most interested in tapestry and ceramics, and there's some gorgeous ceramics on display here. now on to the museum shop!

thinking sadly about the rise of AI slop in fiction spaces, esp fandom spaces: fiction (and fanfic) is so much about authorial voice through whatever lens you're writing. and AI slop just completely compresses that into the AI House Style.

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the thing that makes fanfic distinct from many other genres is that is a thousand or ten thousand voices telling the same story over and over, in the traditions of oral storytelling. There is a man named Steve and he is a Captain. but every voice is different even if the plot is the same.

I like weird little stories about grief and I like dumb little stories about love and I like reading and knowing that the author probably laughed when they were writing one scene and they were unpacking their own feelings as they wrote another. AI takes that away. It's just generic House Style.

thinking sadly about the rise of AI slop in fiction spaces, esp fandom spaces: fiction (and fanfic) is so much about authorial voice through whatever lens you're writing. and AI slop just completely compresses that into the AI House Style.

and AI House Style is boring and repetitive to read with complete overuse of certain sentence structures eg "She ate the apple. The apple did what apples have always done: let itself be eaten. The world turned." like blah fun once maybe but unfun done 16 times in the same 20k fic. >

AI House Style is more technically correct at English than a lot of fic authors. But it simply can't - it is not communication between an author and their readers. It's not a person. There's no sense of thought or experience underpinning anything.

the last house on this section (a 1940s asbestos shack that we lived in for 12 years) just sort of lazily wobbled in earthquakes. Kaikoura was the only sharp jolts I remember. this house, built in 2023, jumps in earthquakes like it's crashing into a wall. probs coz we got foundations now. #eqnz

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Lawyer: the facts will clearly show that my client was not in the vicinity of the glass during the time in which its contents were partially removed

Mark Baxter@aotearoabadger.bsky.social

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Environmental Consultant: While not a regulated quantity we'll need laboratory analysis before knowing proper disposal methods. Change order.

the group chat is alive with the wonders of Prudence M Muggeridge, Damp Rat (Gaelyn Gordon) and so, friends, what YA novels did you imprint on as a young teen that still hold up as an adult?

"You seem like a person who appreciates bluntness, so: your weight is a disgrace." Plus like 15 variations on the same theme, which is I guess true but definitely unhelpful.

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

I cannot tell you how profoundly unhelpful it is, when you have shown up to urgent care because you're coughing until you puke & piss yourself simultaneously, to be told that you need to lose weight. It may be true but it's not going to do anything for me right now, is it?

Insomnia really is much easier to deal with once you have taught yourself to feel grateful at getting the quiet, warm, dark time to yourself. Am I grateful every time? Uh, no. Is the experience more pleasant most of the time? Yes.

grandads: either a fitter and turner then security guard, or a paint salesman (though I think that grandad had a trade too) nanas: either a legal secretary or a school admin/bank clerk their working lives were 1940s-1980s and my grandmothers always worked, as did their mothers etc

Revan@revan.eurosky.social

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

I can't speak for anyone else in Wellington, ofc, but our council rates for 26/27 are $2000 less than last year, and our predicted Tiaki Wai rates for 26/27 are about $2500. So, in the round, it is an increase but (a) less than expected and (b) not that surprising given the whole. poo. thing.

I could wish that we had been paying $100 a year more in rates from 2012 (when we bought our place) to now so that the pipes hadn't gotten this bad, but. Can't change that, can't have poo in the streets.

Loot that drops after defeating me: - novelty earrings - three kinds of painkillers - felt and suede slippers - coke cans (original flavour) - a range of conference pens - intricately-patterned pashmina scarves - handkerchiefs - annotated Supreme Court (NZ) cases - silver rings

Thefourthvine@thefourthvine.bsky.social

Loot that drops after defeating me: -so many Ricola cough drops -also some mints -several half-used seed packets -in summer, three pounds of tomatoes -in winter, three pounds of lemons -at all times, nasturtiums -socks -novelty slippers -10 grams of hojicha tea

glad to know this is universal. never getting over the Wellington business owner who complained about major water infrastructure works in the roadway preventing customers from coming to her shop. customers not deterred by poopsplosions, apparently.

functional moron@fiveburger.bsky.social

it’s crazy how many business owners will go to city meetings and say “my business sucks so much ass that if you take away 3 parking spots no one will be willing to walk half a block to go there”

Would like to shout out my local pharmacy, Simon's in Tawa, for one of their staff hand-delivering my meds when I'd missed the cutoff for same-day delivery on an urgent prescription.

drove past Te Ara Tupua on the way to Queensgate (glasses shopping for my partner) and just a really steady number of people out - lots of kids too, which is nice to see because the old SH2 adjacent route was not possible for kiddos

I'm sure it will make active mode commuting much more pleasant between the Hutt and the city but it's just as nice seeing it used as a good family walk - another public space for people to enjoy

I bought a bunch of 80s Analog anthologies at the Upper Hutt bookfair this morning and I'm really looking forward to reading some classic sff.

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(some of those titles may have been changed for brevity). there's one I keep thinking about recently about, like, a post-calculator world where one (1) man proves humans can still do basic arithmetic, I keep flashbacking to it whenever I am forced to contemplate large language model AI.

also Pandora's Planet, in which aliens try to take over the world!!! but alas are defeated by international politics and guerilla-style teenage shenanigans. it's so so so funny.

I bought a bunch of 80s Analog anthologies at the Upper Hutt bookfair this morning and I'm really looking forward to reading some classic sff.

my introduction to sff was my dad's old Analog anthologies feat stuff like Flowers for Algernon (brilliant, terrible), I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream, something about a giant person foot on a prison planet, One Red-Haired Scotsman Saves The Natives, I Blew Up My Own Nuclear Spaceship, etc.

there is so much politics in my feed and nobody ever tags it and so I am left to discern whether it is the US Supreme Court or some fash party in the UK or, like, Shane Jones (of #nzpolitics fame) who is being talked about

and then like we of new zealand are complaining about one or more men named Chris and people who are very much not from new zealand jump in to say how we need to defeat the red ticket but they know not what they say because red is not the colour of the international conservative movement

this is simply not an either/or question. I do not take my birthday off because I don't really care about it but I think it's a completely reasonable thing to do

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some legal/philosophical thoughts of a late night because I can't sleep: I've recently been thinking about how the law interacts with physical reality. I've been thinking about it as a thing that sort of floats around, and is sometimes attached to, the observable world >

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> they're different methods of creating a link between the world as we live in it and the laws we place upon it; different ways of framing that relationship.

> I don't think this thread is useful for anyone (except me, maybe) but I hope it was interesting for someone. and I'm sleepier now.

some legal/philosophical thoughts of a late night because I can't sleep: I've recently been thinking about how the law interacts with physical reality. I've been thinking about it as a thing that sort of floats around, and is sometimes attached to, the observable world >

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> I don't really have any conclusion or unified theory of statute but what has been crystallising for me more in the last while is that what the law doesn't say can be as important as what it does, and that what's not on the page can be a mirror or distortion of reality as much as anything that is >

> and I really mean this in a very black-letter sort of way; of course all law is inherently policy and all policy is inherently political in every sense. but you can frame some things as a fact of life or as a new right bestowed upon people by their government, and the distinction matters. >

some legal/philosophical thoughts of a late night because I can't sleep: I've recently been thinking about how the law interacts with physical reality. I've been thinking about it as a thing that sort of floats around, and is sometimes attached to, the observable world >

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> the former is a different kind of attachment between the law & the physical world from the latter. law generally expresses itself as rights, obligations, requirements, duties, etc. it sometimes directly says, hey, here is a thing >

> eg, s 10(1) of the Constitution Act 1986: "There shall continue to be a House of Representatives for New Zealand." but that's reasonably rare; the law is capable of creation and destruction but mostly it doesn't need to. cats exist whether the law acknowledges them or not.

some legal/philosophical thoughts of a late night because I can't sleep: I've recently been thinking about how the law interacts with physical reality. I've been thinking about it as a thing that sort of floats around, and is sometimes attached to, the observable world >

> an example: the phrase "a person must each lunch between 12pm and 1pm each day" is different from the phrase "a person must, when eating lunch, do so between 12pm and 1pm each day". One creates a legal requirement to eat lunch; the other legally limits an existing thing a person may do.

sometimes I think about how I could have been paying, say, $200 more in rates per year since we bought in 2012, and how much that might have alleviated both the massive rates increases we're seeing now and the massive infrastructure deficit that has led to it. then I'm mad.

(our rates in 2012 were just over $400 a quarter because the old house was an asbestos shack. our rates this year - same section, new build house twice the size - are about 1500 a quarter)