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hazel
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Lawyer: the facts will clearly show that my client was not in the vicinity of the glass during the time in which its contents were partially removed
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Environmental Consultant: While not a regulated quantity we'll need laboratory analysis before knowing proper disposal methods. Change order.
grandads: either a fitter and turner then security guard, or a paint salesman (though I think that grandad had a trade too) nanas: either a legal secretary or a school admin/bank clerk their working lives were 1940s-1980s and my grandmothers always worked, as did their mothers etc
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Loot that drops after defeating me: - novelty earrings - three kinds of painkillers - felt and suede slippers - coke cans (original flavour) - a range of conference pens - intricately-patterned pashmina scarves - handkerchiefs - annotated Supreme Court (NZ) cases - silver rings
Loot that drops after defeating me: -so many Ricola cough drops -also some mints -several half-used seed packets -in summer, three pounds of tomatoes -in winter, three pounds of lemons -at all times, nasturtiums -socks -novelty slippers -10 grams of hojicha tea
glad to know this is universal. never getting over the Wellington business owner who complained about major water infrastructure works in the roadway preventing customers from coming to her shop. customers not deterred by poopsplosions, apparently.
it’s crazy how many business owners will go to city meetings and say “my business sucks so much ass that if you take away 3 parking spots no one will be willing to walk half a block to go there”
I love this kind of contemporary documentary - Wellington, 1966. I went to law school in the largest wooden building in the southern hemisphere, which was in 1966 the seat of the public service www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3jQ...
god, my very favourite type of history video: hyper-specific local knowledge (in this case, the Old Porirua Road from Ngauranga to Tawa, with a Part 2 to come) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cqP...
hazel reposted
hazel reposted
> I don't really have any conclusion or unified theory of statute but what has been crystallising for me more in the last while is that what the law doesn't say can be as important as what it does, and that what's not on the page can be a mirror or distortion of reality as much as anything that is >