John Kleckner

John Kleckner

@hejibits.com

comic friend (he/they)

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i've been trying stronger spells to no avail

The Onion@theonion.com

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

workshopping another "Pokémon Go to the polls" to encourage youth voter turnout hey teens, you heard about GTA6? Go To A [polling location and cast] 6 [ballots]

people sometimes sign their posts with their initials, so why is it that when I do it everyone thinks it's a joke? jk

I've seen people lamenting that it's hard to tell whether a new fan game project was AI generated, so here's a tip: if a project released in 2026 and the author doesn't write an impassioned diatribe about how AI is ruining their hobby: they used AI

not media related, but I was also afraid of acorns when I was like 3yo. my family still makes fun of me but one of you fuckers told me acorns could eat people!!!!!

control resonant doesn't have a photo mode and it's killing me

John Kleckner@hejibits.com

My new hobby is going into video game photo modes and zooming in on tiny food textures (Spider-Man: Miles Morales)

Culver's my beloved

The Onion@theonion.com

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/

I have never seen a conversation about Kane Parsons (The Backrooms) without someone mentioning his age. I hope they keep this up for the rest of his career, like in 25 years he wins an Oscar and the discourse is "can you believe a 46-year-old made such a good movie?"

any day now sony is going to release a successful live service product that finally turns things around, and we're all going to look so silly for doubting them

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Hideo Kojima says that Sony was going to cancel PHYSINT according to a notice in mid-June. Kojima teamed up with Xbox after searching for a new partner for 3 months

the way the amiibos strike a better fidelity balance than the game does

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social

Two new amiibo are coming in 2027! Young Link amiibo Young Zelda amiibo These amiibo will unlock special in-game masks in The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect

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PSL isn't just a drink. PSL is the warm (or iced) embrace of a dear friend, who has returned home after a long time away. PSL is the swansong of Summer, a symbol of better times ahead

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every year

70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

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70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

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baby's first Unity Raid. my Mewtwo turned out pretty good pretty sure they were planning a 2nd one after Worlds; there was an inactive gym at the arena that got deleted just before the closing ceremony, but PoGo tournament bugs put them 30min behind schedule so they expedited the rest of the event

70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

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we out here

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70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

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drew a shitty-but-family-friendly Mean Look Haunter on the chalk wall (it's hard to draw above eye level with thick chalk) also won a raffle to attend a TCG frame decora workshop, where they give you a booster pack and the host does a Bob Ross-esque paint-a-long (I haven't painted in 10 years)

half of the line for 1 of 12 Pin Rally locations. the Pin Rally was cancelled early on day 2 due to safety concerns they somehow didn't anticipate

70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

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we out here

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70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

John Kleckner@hejibits.com

we out here

it's particularly funny how this week-long boycott draws a line at renewing PS+, which most subscribers pay for annually, sometimes years at a time stick it to the man by frowning in his general direction for a week while you continue to give him your money

sebmal@mrdo.pro

just saw that this was a thing and lol. our time limited boycott will surely send them a message, that we are deeply unserious baby people that can't go more than a week without playing touys

hopefully they say Anything about the structure of the full game because the network test feels like a side mode to me... and what if it isn't

I'm finally building Pokopia's bird altars and I incidentally triggered a cutscene in Dragonite form (who otherwise doesn't have a standing animation)...the aura

one time somebody said my comics aren't real comics because I use lowercase lettering

Johanna T 👻 📚@johannamation.bsky.social

I posted a character design tip on twxtter last year, and several ppl replied “stop telling me how to draw!” 🙃

if they were really committed to immersion they'd make it so that refueling your car costs real money based on current florida gas prices

Kotaku@kotaku.com

GTA 6 Cars Need Gas, According To New Leaks, And Fans Are Split: "They Need To Remove That ASAP" "FINALLY!" "I don't need that" "Hell yeah!"

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Kingdom Hearts but it's McDonald's uniforms instead of black cloaks (and also they work at McDonald's) (1/2) (originally posted 2022/04/17) #art

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Kingdom Hearts but it's McDonald's uniforms instead of black cloaks (and also they work at McDonald's) (2/2) (originally posted 2022/04/17) #art