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If your voting in AZ, ballot measures presented by the redorklicans are turds with sprinkles, don’t be fooled into supporting them, they are still shit.

So effing ready to vote, check my mailbox twice a day even though I know they haven’t mailed the ballots.

“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism — it's my least favorite quality, and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.” - Conan O’Brien in 2010

Everybody’s dog is the best dog in the world and no one questions it because it’s true.

you and me both

🐾 A dog never asks if you're rich, famous, or successful. They only ask one question: "Are you coming home today?" ❤️ Original post

Free election pitch/platform for anyone who wants to be elected by dems and repubs “I will read the epstein files on the house floor until I’ve read them all or they are fully released “ thats it, nothing else required.

Happy Dungeon Crawler Carl day to all who celebrate

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"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

I don't debate trump supporters now for the same reasons I dont debate flat earthers or anti-vaxxers. They are willfully ignorant and not worth my time or energy. Be a dolt, I don't care.

We are winning the Epstein Fury war so hard we win it several times a day, never has the US won a war so many times. We just need Iran to figure out it lost and the rest of the world to recognize how great we are at winning the same war back to back like all the time.

My view on this is increasingly unpopular, but I stand by it and I am ready to fight: Coffee should not taste like strawberries Your loudly fruity light roasts are bad

SAVE ACT: Government: umm yeah cant vote by mail its not safe or secure. Me : dang so what do we do? Government: I need you to get a passport just to make sure it’s you. Me : Ok, so how do I do that? Government: umm yeah, mail me your personal docs and payment and umm yeah Ill mail the passport

this is the energy we need, was rooting for you! I am sure you will go on to do great things regardless.

Also announcing his health care plan

10/10 no notes

Down is up Wrong is right War is peace ffs this is beyond stupid; and btw release the Epstein files jail the pedophiles!

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

Horrible regimes do not end when bad people die, they end when good people effect change. Take note…

Please stop voting for stupid people.

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

People in the future will look back at us how look back at the 1920s world and say wtf, I hope we can stop this now and they don’t see the same as the 30s and 40s

No. We don’t need to “modify ICE training.” We need to close DHS. Dismantle it. It’s an outdated expensive bureaucracy that’s been usurped by violent white supremacists. Shut it down.

this is the bare minimum our reps should be doing

Hoping this is the year it happens!

Thats kind of what they are going for, if there are no jobs they don’t need us anymore and so need not worry about housing or healthcare. Malthusian eugenicists.

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.

The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes. #uspoli

MAGA: "What if Obama or Clinton are in those files? What then?! HUH?!?" Normal people: "Then they go to jail and face trial I move on with my life because while I did vote for them, I don't worship them, and I'm not in a fuckin' cult."

@schumer.senate.gov I hope you get voted out and are remembered by history as the spineless enabler you are.

no more spineless squakboxes

Trump's incoherent answers to Norah O'Donnell raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental fitness.

Republicans are fine with the shutdown because starving people is just as cruel as denying folks health care

This neo-feudalism trend really sucks .

The amount of work that will be required to right all the crap this fucking moron and his polesmokers are doing will take generations

luckily it was cancelled because the shooter was demographically uncooperative

There wouldn’t be a problem with jews in Gaza if they weren’t hell-bent on supporting terror and hatred starving and wanting to genocide palestinians

There was a point in time where I felt defund the police and abolish🧊🧊🧊 were extremist views. I apologize for being so wrong.

Always wondered what it felt like when jews began to get rounded up in Germany and how people just let it go on. I no longer wonder, just alternate between profound sadness and absolute rage.

The Four Assholes of the Apocalypse

this is 💯 pure gold

The joke of the weekend is going to be a man who was so scared that he had his daddy keep him from having to fight in a war...and is now having a military parade to try and convince people that he is brave. #BoneSpurs

The kids are going to be all right, this a level of cool and conviction to aspire to.

seems like common sense 🤷🏻‍♂️