Herefore Hooves

Howdy howdy! I'm Herefore Hooves! 👋 I write transformation stories! They focus on costumes, magic shops, reality shifting, and general hijinks. www.furaffinity.net/user/here4ho... I'm also a huge satyr fan! Reality Writer: Satyr Sam's New Defaults is a great place to start.

"What #lesson have we learned today?" [Answers in various breys and bawks and whinnies and assorted barnyard animal sounds.] "Yes. Don't visit the petting zoo at the cursed fall festival. At least until next year when it reopens and maybe you guys can be turned back. Or get a job." #Octransfur

Relax #Octransfur, I’ll turn you back once you’ve finished learning your #Lesson. Oh hey, look at this! The obedience school gives you two free weeks of classes if you pay for a year of lessons all at once! Can’t pass up a deal like that. 🐶

I’m tryin’ to get out of Texas. Nobody told me that moving to the great state of Sexus was an option.

A recent study showed that people who vote early are more likely to spontaneously transform into their fursona. It hasn’t been peer reviewed yet, but why take the chance? Get out and vote!

Specializing in reality shifting magic is tricky when you’re also an author. It becomes incredibly obvious when you’ve #Written a thinly veiled self-insert character. Baah, I don’t know what you guys are talking about though, I’ve always had these goat legs. #Octransfur

Jack o' lanterns are a Halloween classic. You can use them as decorations, treat baskets, or even masks. Just make sure you think about the logistics of how they'll come off. 🎃 Don't lose your head in this Faux Pass ghost story! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66814129/ #Transfur #TFEveryday

It’s pretty easy to mix up Automatic Telling Machines and Ottermatic Telling Machines. One dispenses cash. The other correctly identifies anyone who walks up to it as an otter. On the plus side, it does dispense a nice juicy clam to the startled and confused otter.

Congrats to my Brazil buds! 🇧🇷

The teefs. I am obsessed. Patreon~ buff.ly/lwJkBjU #oc #werewolf #ActionRomanceFantasy

Just your luck that you decided to indulge in the cursed waterpark at the end of pool #season, you think as your new form is deflated and folded and tucked into a box (complete with image of your new happy orca pool toy form). At the least feels rather cozy... #Octransfur

Any particular ways you would characterize a squirrel character? Or something that someone may notice upon becoming an anthro squirrel? 🐿️ #AmWriting

“Woof, how do you keep your calendar free during the full moon?” “Fishing trip with the boys.” “That works?” ”Arf? Have you ever asked a follow-up question about someone’s fishing trip?” “Point taken.”

have you ever wanted to commission an artist for a new character, but intimidated by the process? do you not know where to start in finding artists open for commissions? would you like some tips from a commissioner's past experience? this is for you! wellspring.neocities.org/posts/2026.1...

Jack o' lanterns are a Halloween classic. You can use them as decorations, treat baskets, or even masks. Just make sure you think about the logistics of how they'll come off. 🎃 Don't lose your head in this Faux Pass ghost story! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66814129/ #Transfur #TFEveryday

When I said I wanted to #Open up more, this is not what I meant! Get that magic zipper off my chest this instant! Woah, hey, don’t pull it down! I’m gonna fall over- Baaaaaaahhhhh! *Grumpy hollow costume sounds.* #Octransfur

Road Trip! Howling Good Time's secret is out. Carson's performing with a pack of werewolves! With any luck, their tour stops will go off without a hitch. Wrapping up my October #WerewolfWednesday story on a Friday. Thanks PHP! I hope you enjoy it all the same! www.furaffinity.net/view/66791303/

Be careful of the #path you follow through the woods. Not all worn paths are intended for humans. If you end up on a cursed game trail you’re liable to lope into the next grove a little more bright eyed and bushy tailed than you were before. #Octransfur

Read Distress for free on Webtoon! 😌 (New episode is out today!)

Road Trip! Howling Good Time's secret is out. Carson's performing with a pack of werewolves! With any luck, their tour stops will go off without a hitch. Wrapping up my October #WerewolfWednesday story on a Friday. Thanks PHP! I hope you enjoy it all the same! www.furaffinity.net/view/66791303/

Still taking an #Octransfur break in this nice garden. They sure do emphasize not to stray from the #Path. The statue park’s a little strange though. Next to every “Keep Off The Grass” sign is a surprised looking sculpture. Usually they’re got a more pensive expression. Stylistic choice maybe?

DND is live! www.twitch.tv/gloryrole

Interrupt #Octransfur for today to show off this #Garden defense system to @here4hooves.bsky.social (whenever he arrives). While we wait for him, check this out! Wolverine-shaped topiary? Yes, but also protects your garden (once calibrated). Huh. Don’t remember this satyr-shaped topiary...

That's between $0.25-$0.40 cents an hour. You have to keep putting in a quarter or two to play. In other words, Game Pass is an Xbox Live Arcade.

No #Octransfur post today. I was supposed to meet up with @jasperunderbelly.bsky.social in the #Garden, but I can’t find him anywhere. It’s a shame too. Someone recently added a really cool wolverine hedge sculpture. He’d love it. Anyways, posting will resume whenever he turns back up.

Only just now realizing toons probably mean something different when they say, “Getting completely hammered”. 🔨

Your toon friend got completely hammered on hard cider last night. He’s looking downright #Sketchy this morning. His outline’s dangling from the ceiling fan. (Use a broom to get it down so it doesn’t stick to you!) Better take him to an art studio to get some line art and coloring done. #Octransfur

werewolf wednesday #art 🎨

Whoops! Or not! Looks like FA’s down today. Might move this to Friday. It does raise a good question though, where are TF authors posting these days? Any other site I should be looking at? SoFurry maybe? I feel like I don’t know the culture of AO3 enough to post there.

♫ Everybody knows you're onto something, and they all want in~ 🌕 They don't know about the bad news you keep underneath your skin~ 🐺 ♫ The lyric posting is shifting into high gear! Conclusion dropping tomorrow!

Teleporting into a airplane cockpit wasn’t a *bad* outcome necessarily. But due to layering spells, Ace had also shifted into a flamingo. Post-emergency-landing, being carried off by animal control, the flamingo thought maybe he shouldn’t have decided to #wing it for flight spell. #Octransfur

Did you hear about the sphinx up the road? They asked a novice mage for a lion TF, but the mage decided to #Wing it. #Octransfur

The next customer at Faux Pass is… No one? Wait, that can’t be right. What exactly are a wizard and werewolf supposed to get up to during a lull in traffic? Time for a day off! Mixing things up with a bit of slice of life. Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66741376/ #Transfur #TFEveryday

Autumn is becoming a theme in these recent commissions, this one is a couples commissions for @jinn.dad and @lilbeef.bsky.social

The next customer at Faux Pass is… No one? Wait, that can’t be right. What exactly are a wizard and werewolf supposed to get up to during a lull in traffic? Time for a day off! Mixing things up with a bit of slice of life. Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66741376/ #Transfur #TFEveryday

Your friend’s been in denial about just how long he’s spent as a cartoon rabbit. You #Spotted his name in the “Guest Staring” slot in the opening credits this month. It’s only a matter of time before he gets added to the regular “Featuring” part of the cast. #Octransfur

Hopping inside your TV and spending an afternoon in the toon world can be tempting. Who doesn’t want to spend the weekend as a zany cell-shaded critter? Just remember, those TV portals only work while the #Broadcast is live. Once the show’s over, you’re a permanent resident. #Octransfur