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He's got that "big load" on his mind.

Forgot where he was?

Ketamine kicking in?

Where is Sexus?

… Nexus plexus.

And now I have found out the felon is coming to Salina, Kansas on Saturday. GROSS.

Freak.

He must have spotted a couch in the crowd

🤣🤣🤣

Of course, it’s pronounced “Arsesue”.

At this time and in this context, there isn't anything sexy about Texas, except maybe James Tallarico's abs, which I don't think Vance is likely to admit.

He said Texas

Is he thinking about his sofas? 🤣🤣

What's actually important is that the rest of what he said was totally vile.

Freudian slip

Something he knows nothing about

Sexus is a good nickname for the Epstein files.

The memes STILL write themselves

Holy crucifixion trilogy

He saw one of the 🪑 in the front row and it just sorta came out

JD Prance-Failed drag💃queen with the smoky tatted eyeliner. The FAN OF🛋️COUCHES is in TOPEKA, KS making yet another attempt to pretend he has one ounce of ENERGY while giving a speech-Dull-Desperate! In DEEP RED KANSAS! Too bad, JD! Kansas is going BLUE💙! 💙MORE RED STATES ARE GOING BLUE!💙 #VOTE!🇺🇸💙🦅

Freudian slip? Is Vance a sexist or a sex freak? Oh my word!

They're all glitching so hard.

He’s bringing Sexus back!

Texas, he can’t even keep track of the state he’s lying about.

Freudian Slip.

Now, I want to know: Do they pay Vance's background 'fans' less than Trump's 'fans'?

It was all that talk about meat packing that sent his mind wandering.

In his defense, he was probably subconsciously thinking about canvas which some furniture is made of and, well…

He's been hanging around his illiterate boss for too long.

He was probably randomly thinking of a couch at that moment.

Save some Sexus for the Rest of Us!

Probably an attractive love seat off to the side caught his eye.

He always has sexus on the brain

He dreaming of that plump La-Z-Boy.

This crowd is sadly lacking in 60 year old bleach blonds

Freudian slip or just JD Pance mangling another word? "Sir, this is a campaign rally, not a confession!” 🤣🤦🇨🇦

He’s why we have plastic seat covers.

I refuse to believe this dirtbag knows his Henry Miller.

Whatever his boss has must be contagious.

"Free Sexus"

I didn’t know you could “catch” dementia.

Which furniture store was he fantasizing about?

Next they’ll run for cover

He’s just putting his own creepy spin on Trump’s “renaming everything” project.

Is that the official term for fornicating with a sofa?

A big Henry Miller fan?

JD was trying to say Kansas while thinking about having sex with a child in Texas.

The Fuckflower State

🤔🤔

Probably a couch in his sight line

He's been reading Henry Miller?

the very type of a Freudian slip

Hahaha... Freudian slip?

Ole’ Henry Miller would be proud of that couchboy.

That's what they'll call it if Texas breaks into quadrants: Nexas, Sexas, Exas, and Wexas. And Austin.

He's got furniture on his mind...

Someone is ready for that couch later! Oh baby 😆

Oops....he had his 'couch' on his mind again!!

Why is he always so moody and yelling

Is Trump catching?

Even JD Vance can find difficulty in being a megaphone for Trump's rectum.

No Lie Detected

Probably thinking about a couch.

Perhaps he was vocalising God’s word on NeoChristian Fundamentalist values. 🤔🫢😖🇦🇺👁️

These people can't try to be normal.

Freudian slip.

Please get that “our faith” out of your mouth. You don’t know anyone’s faith…you phony.

It's what happens when you meld Sexy Sectional together.

Trump is JD's speech coach, apparently.

Freudian slip?

Damn shame!

🤭😅🤣😭

He has a love seat on the brain

Dreaming of the furniture factory he saw along the way.

Texas, Kansas, it's all sus to me

So, neither JD or DJ can speak properly. “The best words”

Look at all of their blank faces… They didn’t even catch that.

He’s really bad at all of it

Something is wrong with his mouth. 😂

Well, he has a couch from Kansas, Soooo

Thinking about that couch.

That’s all they have in their minds!!😁

Sexus or Succubus?

He is starting to sound like trump. Could he have early onset dimentia, or just simple brain damage?

All of trump’s“ass” comments got to him.

Yeah! The former Republican voter now Democratic pastor/minister who is so square you could use him for framing a house, is a Trojan horse to bring down “the way Kansas lives” [sic].

Didn’t take JD for a Henry Miller fan!

that got me 🤣

😳

Maybe he’s stopped reading Stephen Miller and started reading Henry Miller.

Well, at the furniture store he tries to say “sectional” and it comes out “SEX-in-ALL!”

He’s troubled. The couche in his dressing room is so sexy.

Profrussent

It's not that easy lying for a living when the liar in chief might change the story before you've told it all.

Sofa king lol

He meant to say ”Secstional”.

Someone must have inspired the Freudian slip by holding up a picture of a sofa.

I'm guessing he'd rather be home on the couch.

shitler is gonna try to rename Kansas as Sexus now

He is so breathtakingly bad at this

😂

i know he’s got kids and all but any sound close in phonetics to ‘sex’ coming out of that mouth is … ugh

bsky.app/profile/meid...

Despite the weird malaprop, I don’t really understand what he’s trying to say.

Couchfucker is thinking of Sexus!

Guess what is on his stump of a brain..?

Jae Dee’s in a Sexus state of mind.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A couch in the audience discombobulated him.

The Autopen wrote Vance's speech

He just said "six of us" really fast

oops

He was thinking about playing “pok-a da sofa”. Obvs.