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Reversal of Fortune should have won all the special effects Oscars for how they convinced me that Alan Dershowitz was a good guy.

Severance is The Matrix written by Tom Waits

I've come to the conclusion that the reason Rivers Cuomo dislikes the #Pinkerton album is because it's all about being a horny self-involved emo dipshit and the reason I like it so much is because when it came out, I myself was a horny self-involved emo dipshit

Hearing "ninja swords" triggers me in a way that almost makes me sympathize with gun nuts when they hear the phrase "assault weapons"

Here's my understanding of cryptocurrency: Imagine a massive Ponzi scheme based on the game musical chairs. Now imagine that while you're imagining that, a fourteen year old in Palo Alto steals your wallet.

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

I reported it it as incorrect content to Google. I Googled "Gulf of Mexico", it of course gave me the new name. I clicked the 3 dots and reported incorrect content. Petty is my middle name 🖕

The metric system (qua system) is far superior to the imperial one because of translation between scales. However, the foot is a better-sized unit of measurement and is superior to the meter. I propose we make a new metric-like system around the foot. I am 550 centifeet tall.

I love how the 1200 year old branding scam of naming the pleasant one "Iceland" and the icy one "Greenland" is still roping in marks. Well done, Viking marketers.

In the "What is best in life" scene from Conan, I'm pretty sure none of those dudes had ever put on a brand new pair of socks

Just rewatched Die Hard and I have to ask: if they were framing the interiors of the 32nd floor with steel studs, why the hell would they need a radial arm saw with a standard blade? I really hope someone in continuity got fired over that one!

Everyone points out how hard Michael Caine goes in #MuppetChristmasCarol, but the Director of Photography isn't fucking around either

I'm pretty convinced that if three ghosts actually did show up to these jackholes they'd just call them cucks and say it was all fake news

just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on

So where's the retaliation at? C'mon Matthew, burn down the house! Or were you just bluffing? www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-ga...

If AI could put Kevin McAllister into Hereditary I think we'd all agree it was a net positive

Best part of the Home Alone invasion scene is watching Joe Pesci avoid swearing

I was going to keep quiet to protect a friend of mine from this information but I realize that I'm doing more harm than good by keeping this to myself: I thought the writing on Day of the Jackal absolutely sucked

"Day of rest" my embittered GenX ass