H. H. Shaw

Sci-fi/Space Opera 3 books (so far). The story follows the main protagonists, Kikola and Tehvay, two women drawn together from opposite ends of the social spectrum and thrust centre stage in the political upheaval of The Kalenth Hegemony. Free to read. theorionspur.wordpress.com

Stoonerisms are spupid.

For those that celebrate and in memory of this incarnation of the band. #Nemophila #NemophilaForever youtu.be/PSKf1k-JT5Q

The good thing about Babymetal fans is that even some long term fans have Momometal as their favourite member. They're wrong, the correct answer is Moa, but it's good. And even if another fan's favourite member is the wrong one you can go, "I can respect that. Even if you are wrong."😁

Getting through 2026 be like...

#LesFicFri Quick #OrionSpurSeries Book 1

Nothing repels me from clicking on a YouTube video more than an AI generated thumbnail. 🤮

This is the next post to go viral. Gain credibility by liking and sharing it before everyone else. Replace a word in your favourite film with your favourite number: Evil 8 2.

40 years between 1st and 2nd albums. White Stag by Beltane Fire consists of demos recorded in the late eighties. 5 tracks in and loving it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Don't get many of your type in here." The horse says, "Does that mean I'm not welcome?" The barman says, "You got it. Now move along."

A horse walks into a bar and says "Two creme de menthes please." The barman comes around the bar and opens the horse revealing two sheep. "Get out. You're barred."

Did you know fruit flavoured condoms come in peach.

A horse walks into a bar, "Double vodka, quick." The barman says, "What's wrong?" The horse says, "I just saw a chicken cross the road." The barman says, "You're joking."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "A diet Pepsi?" The horse says, "Something stronger. A Pepsi Max."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse replies, "A diet Pepsi."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse says, "A diet Pepsi."

Not to make the people who live in castle deprived areas feel inadequate, but the county (yes county, not country) I live in has so many they could run "guess the castle" picture competition every month for over 2 years.

Having read posts from sci-fi fans, I tried bluffing my way in a fan group. I failed. When asked what my favourite shows were, I said "Stargates G1, and Star Trek 5 Oyager."

Remember when companies had sensible names? Nowadays they're all Inqivinj and Fujeyenuh and Porcenk. And they all promise to grow your potential awareness in cyber online markets utilising the latest volatile agency.

Happy Moametal Birthday day.

Tears were streaming down the young woman's face. Kamina swatted an angry hand at them to wipe them away and smeared a bubble of snot over her cheek. Even wet and daubed with mucus, Kamina was still the most beautiful thing Hila had ever seen. #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

This week I started watching The Orville. This week I gave up watching The Orville. The scripts and acting were mediocre at best and it made the cardinal sin of making main characters stupid and ineffectual.

'That means I could be going into a war!' Tehvay thought, but she did not give voice to her sudden concern. She didn't want to end an otherwise pleasant evening on such a serious note. 'Besides, there's nothing I can do about it; I go where she goes.' #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

Hmm? What's that you said? You don't live a 10 minute drive from the ruins of a Roman town? Gee, it must suck to be you. #Roman #History

"If you were a slave, the very notion that you could resist and fight back is anathema to everything you believe. The concept is totally alien to you. You have no idea that the concept of resistance exists, let alone have a word for it." #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

There should be some device built into the collar of t-shirts to let you know you're putting them on back to front.

Not holding much hope for The Goodies reboot.

1. 1 racist. 2. 2 racists. 3. 3 racists. HA HA HA I love to count. 4. 4 racists. 5. 5 racists... 50. 50 racists... I don't love to count anymore.

What feels like a STAR TREK but isn’t actually a STAR TREK. Shall I go there... mmm... oh I went there.

@diamandahagan.bsky.social This is the sort of weird history stuff I expected to have learned from you.

Why do people like Chewbacca? Clone Wars - captured, Solo - captured, Clone Wars - captured, Empire Strikes Back - captured, Rise of Skywalker - captured. The guy's useless. #StarWars

Futurama predicts the future Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots. Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform party. Everyone: Yeah.

The late Galyn Gorg played Helen of Troy in an episode of Xena in 1996. Of course this was before racists knew how to use the internet. #HelenOfTroy

"Brave" by Marillion "The Whirlwind" by Transatlantic "The Silent Whales of Lunar Sea" by Skyclad

Good news, everyone. We no longer have a Grade A twat as Health Secretary. #WesStreeting

Me: Time to take my pills. My Body: I think you need to pee. Me: I know, 2 seconds. MB: P-- Me: Yes. Oh I need to start a new blister pack. Where's-- MB: Pee! Me: Hang on. MB: PEE! Me: 2 sec-- MB: PEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fuck my body.

Some thoughts on #SkyF1 coverage. If they spent less time telling us what's coming up, they could have more content. If they stop Ted Kravitz rambling on about whatever just attracted his attention, they could have more content. Very brave decision not to have theme music this year.

It's been dull and overcast all day. I finally get up the energy to move and turn the light on. 5 minutes later, the sun is out and I've got to build up the energy to move and turn the light off.

Apparently I've got unlimited texts to use up before the next month of my mobile contract.

There's a saying: "Learn from the past to avoid making the same mistakes." It seems the right wing has taken this to heart. Unfortunately they seem to think the mistake is the Nazis lost.

Did You Know episode #16. Until now the last mention of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show" on this site was 2 hours ago.

"Is there a point to your story?" Rikana thought for a moment. "No. Unless, it's that if you want to go down on me, don't expect me to return the favour." #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

Did You Know episode #12. This is the very last episode #12 of the series.

Did You Know episode #63. Before now the last mention of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show" on this site was 5 months ago.

FYI The Welsh Senedd just passed a law making it a crime to lie while election campaigning. Only one member voted against it, Reform's Laura Ann Jones.

*Werner Herzog voice*: Having seen her next video, I feel only sorrow at the inevitability of total societal collapse that its release will set in motion.

#Formula1 #SkyF1 #Crofty

Kikola slid her hand down until it found the bare flesh of Tehvay's leg. Tehvay did not object, so Kikola slowly moved her hand up Tehvay's thigh. She felt Tehvay's muscles tense. 'Should I stop', thought Kikola. #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries book 2

Remember that time when you could sort your youtube search results by upload date? Those were good times.

The other day I heard a radio presenter ask a question and he added "Don't AI it." Is AI now a verb, or does being a radio presenter make you stupid?