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The talking snake can reveal the location. ;^p

A painter covers only half a frame, matching color, light and brushwork to the scene behind it, and from the right angle the real landscape and the painting blur into one

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My MAGA Uncle Timmy in Virginia has been fighting with Verizon for the past week because the last time I visited I blocked Fox and Newsmax on his cable box and didn’t tell him.

Love it 👏👇

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict who spent decades attacking little girls w/his BFF Jeffrey Epstein while laundering money for Russian mob ask Iran to nuke LA & San Diego to help MAGA midterms while a bunch of cornhusk crackers cheered before?

Just woke up from a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Cybertruck and laughed so hard I peed my PJs.

So what if you just want to serve your country in the military now and don’t want Christian nationalism shoved down your throat and pushed on you by military leadership? I guess you are out of luck. Because that was our military for the entire history of the country until now.

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The Coultergeist is loose again.

If you joined the military recently hoping you could just do your job and serve your country without being called upon to participate in a Christian nationalist crusade against Muslims abroad or a prop in a Pete Hegseth workout video, you picked the wrong time.

AG Letitia James came with receipts: “They came for our SNAP benefits… we blocked them. They came for birthright citizenship… we blocked them.” “And yes, a storm is coming in November.” 🗳️🌊 #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance

Whoa. Fetterman accidentally admits he’s a Republican—before he caught himself. QUESTION: “Why not become an independent?” FETTERMAN: “Because I’m a lifelong, uh, Republican.”

It really does look like the poster for a horror movie, doesn’t it?

UPDATE: Blanche was forced to file his Answer yesterday, which he did. We’re awaiting confirmation that Blanche delivered to Court the unredacted handwritten FBI notes, along with other materials he was ordered to give. Will know shortly. I’ll break it all down on my YouTube channel later today!

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I’ve always said that fascist republican Susan Collins is a fraud and now we can add criminal who commits bribery to her shitty legacy. Stop voting this piece of shit into power.

Just so we’re clear, Susan Collins isn’t a moderate nor has she ever been a moderate, she’s a MAGA lunatic, a lifelong fraud and a crook who belongs in jail, not in a Senate seat.

Corrupt Susan Collins saved by a Kash Patel and Pam Bondi cover up. bsky.app/profile/prop...

And a malignant narcissist is a narcissist who ends up trying to destroy everything he hasn’t contributed to and isn’t entitled to. ht: @narceducator.bsky.social

This is hilarious. 😂 😂

Large protest today at the Kennedy Center against the MAGA regime’s illegal plot to fully destroy President JFK’s sacred memorial simply because an unhinged jealous pedo rapist tyrant is angry that he can’t take ownership of it. Love this. 💙👊

CLARKSVILLE: “Just give me a second, please…” Rashidah Leverett (a veteran) gets emotional as she takes her spot as newly elected CHAIRWOMAN after Dems finally flipped the Montgomery County commission. (H/T @CharlesUffelman)

“WE HAVE TO SHOVE ACCOUNTABILITY DOWN THEIR F***ING THROATS.” 🔥🔥 Katie Phang delivers a fiery sign-off on today’s episode of Sidebar with Katie Phang: “I don’t want any of you to ever think that we can’t get through this. But I want us to thrive, not just survive.”

Our hearts are with the victims and families of tonight’s devastating Metro bus and helicopter crashes in Chatsworth, and with the entire NBC4 family. Thank you to the first responders working tirelessly tonight.

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