hippo

hippo

@hippoqueenv.bsky.social

she/they/any discord: valerіe5 massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice

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I finally audited my tomodachi life catalog since today my grocery store had no new food (and yesterday, my clothes store had no new clothing) almost all the clothing im missing are summer/ christmas exclusive, but for some reason i didnt get served three winter exclusive pieces of clothing? what?

its kind of appalling how the game doesnt have such a simple of mechanic of "get all the exclusive clothing out of the way before the time-period is up and you have to wait a year to see them again" (also if youre curious, the food im missing is all christmas food) (this is probably really boring)

gardevoir you were cool but mr mime will just be a little more useful for the final fights wigglytuff you were hot garbage for the entire playthrough and you will not be missed anyways. dark, fighting, and dragon trainers? this elite four should be a piece of cake for my fairy types...

- pedantic asshole that has to get reigned in by their higher-ups - skilled, but overshadowed by the strongest person in their field - everyone makes fun of their tacky sense of style behind their back

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name two characters you think are the same person.

ok I kind of think TOTKs writers just fucked up the time-travel aspect and theres not much else to the timeline ganondorf recognises zelda at the beginning of the game, and rauru says "that was a future where you never appeared in this world"

my thought has always been that this is another fallen hero situation; zelda disappears from the main timeline and another timeline is created from when she appears in the past but ganondorf recognises her before a potential timeline split...

like the sky islands, depths, geoglyphs, and light dragon obviously did not exist in the BOTW timeline, zeldas influence in the past creates them the moment she time-travels back. but that doesnt explain how everyone from link to random children remember the wrong timeline

also its super lame that thunder has 10 pp, and that fire blast has 85% accuracy (the other two are 70%). gravity makes them all go over 100% but its about the principle of the thing!!

you can take the type out of the fae trickster but you cant take the idea! yawn + wish + leech seed stalling druddigon, into tailwind + u-turn the turn it dies so that azumarill can outspeed and nuke the rest of his team!

hippo@hippoqueenv.bsky.social

drayden isnt ready for my team of fairy types

i didnt use her against drayden but mr mime destroyed the triple battle right before him technician icy wind is 82.5 effective power, it still gets reduced by doubles tax, but 61.875 is a bigger number than 41.25 either way

BOTW TOTK discourse has gone on so long that we've forgotten about the ancient texts i havent heard someone complain about ubisoft towers since 2018

on the winning attempt, emolga switched out immediately (?) letting gardevoir chain KO joltik and flaaffy. so this after image was a FOUR VS TWO azumarill tanked emolgas (last mon) aerial ace + volt switch but MISSED aqua tail so i had to pivot around to get it back in during tailwind for the win

every other attempt had emolga stay in and whittle down gardevoir and it was a whole thing of pivoting around whimsi and togetic flaaffy and joltik to wish and giga drain to sustain through volt switches, but i never survived long enough to see zebstrika

gun to my head, if you asked me if the ralts line learnt psybeam prior to the switch pokemon games, i wouldve immediately said "well yeah no shit", until 5 seconds ago. what

im sorry for lying but im really struggling to stay motivated to continue playing TOTK and pokemon is really fun... im so glad i double check things instead of relying purely on memory because i was about to box gossip for route 4 because i couldve SWORN only whimsicott was fairy type

there are a bunch of pokemon that gain the fairy type upon evolving but cottonee is not one of them... was i alone in misremembering this? i always forget something crucial on elesas split it seems

i usually expect completely out of place absurd (but technically legal) pokemon like gym 1 spiritomb and dragon rage shenanigans with these sorts of runs. but regular vanilla marill is so obscene and you can just. catch it. dont catch riolu for cheren, rollout marill sweeps even on challenge mode

hippo@hippoqueenv.bsky.social

im not in the mood to complete another "monotype" run just yet but this concept tickled me enough that I wanted to at least establish the savefile before i take a break from playing pokemon :p

most pokemon dont get to make full use of both of work ups stat increases, but you get bubble beam + return + rollout + work up on AZUMARILL before gym 2. and then aqua tail at level 21. this is the most ridiculous early game pokemon ive ever used, esp bouncing off of how stunted BW movepools are

BW was like "oh liepard gets nasty plot at level 50 but zero special moves or baton pass". "everyone gets hone claws except the pokemon that rely on inaccurate moves". "no fire types get flamethrower before the post-game". and some of those same issues persist in BW2, except for azumarill. okay

im not in the mood to complete another "monotype" run just yet but this concept tickled me enough that I wanted to at least establish the savefile before i take a break from playing pokemon :p

these losers are so useless baby )sorry) not a single damaging move between the starting threes dream radar sets... i had to rare candy ralts to level 6 to get confusion... and then i got walled by a purrloin and had to get lucky with metronome (gunk shot crit on the 6th metronome)

yeah i think this is more fun and difficult than playing a nuzlocke (at least for games not explicitly designed for nuzlocking) its basically just lunatic classic fire emblem

it was pointed out to me recently that wikipedia is infinitely better at archiving creative works than things that actually impact the real world if a TV show gets announced right now it will have a complete article within the hour the fortune 500 article isnt even updated to 2026

wikipedia doesnt even have a list of the fortune 500 beyond the top 100 because the majority of the companies listed dont even have an article multiple individual tiktoks have dedicated articles on wikipedia

guy deleted their post and privated their account the moment i challenged their assertian that difficulty and friction are irrelevant to videogame critique well i guess their beliefs are consistent if nothing else (sorry i think i deserve to be mean once in a while at least)

kitchen appliances shouldnt keep track of time, just get a clock especially when multiple appliances have clocks its a 10 minute ordeal to get them all to sync up properly and if theres a power outage, or DST changes, you gotta do it all over again

drill run + hone claws is such a cool combo but unfortunately excadrill gets earthquake + swords dance well before its signature move...

i genuinely collapsed in despair

hippo@hippoqueenv.bsky.social

a while ago i called for TPC to remove (or rework) natures and ive only gotten more radicalised about this the more i play pokemon imagine spending an hour looking for a rare pokemon you love, giving it an incredible nickname and bonding with it, only for it to have the worst nature possible

TOTK without a paraglider is actually very fun but its unfortunately not a game where you can avoid acquiring it for so long. more open-world games should design their worlds around figuring out how to go down as much as you go up, instead of having an "ignore fall damage forever" mechanic

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Go to lookout landing then hyrule castle for the paraglider. Go do depths quests for autobuild. Go to new serenne stable then forgotten temple for dragon tears. Go to rito village for hestu and the newspaper. go to woodland stable for kotlin and fairy fountains. Then, you can start playing the game.

BOTWs biggest mistake was having hestu only at the road to kakariko village. He shouldve been at any of the central hyrule stables first, so the open-world game has multiple points to introduce you to a vital gameplay system. TOTK asks the daring question, what if fairy fountains were linear too?

TOTK without a paraglider is actually very fun but its unfortunately not a game where you can avoid acquiring it for so long. more open-world games should design their worlds around figuring out how to go down as much as you go up, instead of having an "ignore fall damage forever" mechanic

unfortunately TOTK isnt as non-linear as its presented, so yo have to go do the paraglider and then everything else in order if you dont want to waste 100 hours on redundant gameplay. BOTW kinda had this issue with pointing you to Kakariko and Hateno for the memories and camera, but its worse here.

if hollow knight continues past silksong, i hope they treat the title like the fire emblem, where every installment has a clear and distinct hollow knight, even if the story doesnt explicitly refer to it by that name

ok ENOUGH yapping about "tapu bulu no play rough" aurorus, the rock type pokemon studded with gemstones and based on the northern lights, does not learn the special type rock move that explicitly uses gemstones to shoot a ray of light

Looking at encounter tables tickles me sometimes. someone fat fingered 31 instead of 36 for no reason on Route 9 BW. In Melemele Meadows, all encounters are 9-12 for SM and Ultra Sun, but and 10-12 for Ultra Moon.

theres an ace trainer at dragonspiral tower in pokemon black and white, only accessible after team plasma blows up the entrance. i have no idea how he got there before the pillars open up the lake. he says hes so important that unova will shake if he loses. N is currently waking a legendary dragon.