Hieronymous J Doom

Hieronymous J Doom

@hjdoom.bsky.social

Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.

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Rewatching The Man With The Golden Gun and it's still fucking insane seeing Christopher Lee in a tracksuit. It's like seeing the Archbishop of Canterbury turn up to work in a gorilla costume.

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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Leeds United definitely know when I'm following their games and adjust their performance downwards appropriately. They're playing so badly I can't even properly enjoy Man Utd getting hammered by Bournmouth.

Watching the episode of TNA Impact where Hogan debuts and it's amazing. Hogan cuts a promo only to be interrupted by a series of old men until the ring is entirely full of people no one wants to see wrestle. Then just when you think it can't get any worse Eric Bischoff turns up.

Found a note from my yesterday self that just reads 'tactical old man simulator?' and I can't stop thinking about what would make an old man simulator tactical.

Walking home from church in a sudden downpour and somehow my coat is funnelling all the water directly into my crotch so I’m getting soaked to the skin penis first.

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It is incredibly funny that some Republican dark money group sent Tommy there to try and trip Abdul up and instead Tommy got bodied so hard the aftermath requires a professional wrestling announcer to adequately describe the damage.

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

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Miss the Pledge of Allegiance, but not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school? Try the Nerve Center Pledge.

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OK, there is something very, very weird going on in the press right now. It certainly appears, from the outside, as if certain people are being very much protected in a way that was not afforded to certain other people! Let's start with the facts around Lola Salem... 🧵1/

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No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

One of the most psychologically healthy decisions I ever made was to think of lying in a darkened room for two hours as "self-care" and not as "giving in to the symptoms of depression". Sometimes the best thing I can do for myself is nope out of everything for a bit.

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The first time I attended Thought Bubble I managed to cover my hands in lube in the middle of the show floor while tabling, so things can only go up from here.

Lucy Bellwood@lubellwoo.bsky.social

Through a roundabout series of events I'm going to be at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social this year! Catch me wandering around the show on Saturday not knowing what to do with my hands. (I so rarely attend festivals without tabling, but I think it's going to be a treat.)

The world is far from perfect but I personally have a new Department of Truth collection to read so for the next hour or so you'll all have to accept that we live in the best of all possible worlds.

Nice to know that JKR's lawyers are getting a much deserved two hour right to reply to the woman who wore a t-shirt to Strictly rehearsals that one time that no one was allowed to see

Good news my melodica has arrived and and it sounds infuriating. Bad news I'm too full of chest problems this weekend to actually play it for more than five minutes without feeling faint.

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Dazzle-ships in Drydock at Liverpool, by Edward Wadsworth, 1919. It’s a topic that appears to have fascinated Wadsworth. I love every single one of his takes on the subject.

Jujutsu Kaisen is one of my favourite kind of anime, the incoherent mess that feels like a DnD manual having a breakdown in the middle of an episode of Spongebob Square pants as the fate of the world hangs in the balance but also everyone is at school.

Scott Steiner Vs Bobby Lashley at TNA Final Resolution 2009 way better than it has any right to be. Steiner looks old as shit but still deceptively athletic. Popping out a Frankensteiner at his age and weight looks awesome.

Today the thing I have been dreading finally happened. I made a friend at the gym despite my best efforts and the natural blessing of a deeply off putting vibe.