Dave Convery

I think it’s a massive testament to just how good this film is that I - someone hugely invested in the art and craft of making tiny people - was only ever taken out of it a couple of times to go “how did they do that?” despite the sheer amount of stuff I’ve never seen in stop-motion before.

It's 2027. 78% of websites inexplicably open booking.com in another tab.

I'd forgotten just how frenzied the release of this was. It's not like he was universally beloved at the time but he really is primarily known as a weird crank now.

Beware the 31st October #ott #offtopictuesday

Is the budget targeting my wife specifically?

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

Rewatching The Man With The Golden Gun and it's still fucking insane seeing Christopher Lee in a tracksuit. It's like seeing the Archbishop of Canterbury turn up to work in a gorilla costume.

RIP

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Lula has fallen asleep where the heating pipes pass under the floorboards. More information to follow when she gets hungry or needs a poo.

Literally my first thought was ‘oh no, the CIA is going to accidentally murder Dave’s cat.’

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Metaphors are dead

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

Tell you what's really good for recovering from anxiety and depression, financial instability.

A distinctly British approach to A.I. NB - still my favourite panel I’ve ever written.

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Guy at this bus stop just tried to flag down a hot dog cart being towed past. Honestly, I get it.

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence

Genuinely incredible achievement. Really just an astonishing piece of filmmaking.

Well this screening of Wildwood is full at least.

Here’s Chapoman Matt Christman in 2017, after that torchlit fascist rally in Charlottesville. We’re almost ten years later now. Does anything here sound wrong? I would say no, it is not wrong.

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

Hey Bluesky, we brought these for you! 🍌🍌🍌 What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?

On behalf of web developers everywhere, I'd like to apologise to anyone who has been exposed to the PHP logo in recent days.

I don’t know if people are like cattle and get spooked by high winds, but it’s like Night of the Living Dead out there.

VIRGIN RON WAS INNOCENT

AI to be deployed to (rolls dice, consults chart) bring back (rolls dice) proper pints

This feels a lot like some minor piece of fandom escaping containment. Ondřej being in The Atlantic is like when everyone suddenly knew who Groot was.

OUT FOR BLOOD! Elizabeth Holmes comes to FORTNITE!

"elitist"

"average bristolian eats 3 ket a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bristolian eats 0 ket per day. Ketamine Georg, who is in massive attack & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted