Philip Bedford

Have we bitten off more than we can chew? #HawFest27 will be running for the whole of July 2027! Follow us for more details! #Haworth #Yorkshire #Comedy #Music #Literature #Fun #HawFestFuntivities

HOU @ JAX is an ugly game. Dubious officiating, camera work sub standard that failed to track the ball on 2 consecutive plays one of which was an interception, game clock mysteriously stopping for 3/4 seconds. #Wembley

"Summer Contemplation" Circa 1920's. By Sergei Arsenievich Vinogradov.

'Potty training scheme to roll out to 20 more areas' You mean parent training. smh #BBCNews

Gosh, I feel rough. I had my Covid19 and flu jabs 12 hours ago. Not just that my upper arms feel like I've been kicked by a horse but I feel like I've got Covid19 and flu. Serial yawning.

Roger Waters is putting Pink Floyd’s classic 1970s albums back on stage in 2027! www.neptunepinkfloyd.co.uk/roger-waters... #rogerwaters #pinkfloyd #harrywaters

Well I never. Lennard Pearce (Grandad in Only Fools and Horses) was in an episode of A Family at War.

After 49 years I've just realised that C-3PO must have been modelled on the characters typically portrayed by Ian Carmichael. #StarWars

Dear Greggs, Are you refunding the difference between the new Steak & Stilton bakes and the Steak Bake if customers decide Stilton isn't for them? #ButIDontLikeStiltonInsurance

Sad news that Monty Don is to leave Gardeners' World. I hope that Frances Tophill takes over.

I find it bizarre that you can't search CoPilot chats for key words to find a particular conversation.

Let's Save Water is a collaborative nationwide initiative backed by a partnership of water companies, regulators, and environmental organizations across England & Wales. Well 'collaborative nationwide initiative' how about leading by example? #BloodyCheek

Careful Sam. Things are about to get a tad warm. #1666

My 75 year and 1 day old, tea drinking wife is now a 1 shot latté convert. #CoventGarfen

Problem: Oral-B tooth brush disappears down hotel sink plughole. Solution: Get underneath and unscrew u-bend. Job's a good 'un. Another crisis averted.

So the Sydney Marathon runners will be running a course that takes them passed the Allianz Arena in Munich. Do take plenty of vaseline.

This afternoon I made a huge pan of meatball, chicken, corned beef and potato tagine. Sufficient for the next 3 Friday treats. #Mmmm

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Elton John is thought to have a set of pseudonyms when booking into hotels, so that people could not track him.Sir Humphrey Handbag, Lilian Lollipop, Lord Choc Ice, Sir Tarquin Budgerigar, Bobo Latrine Jr, Binky Poodleclip, Chlamydia Schiffer & The Marquis of Minge, are thought to be a few of them.

@burningshed.com Sorry to trouble you but are you able to give me an idea of shipping times (to UK mainland) of Cream's tripple deluxe vinyl box set cat 8819390.

Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.

In view of the water shortage we've been watering our plants with spent washing water. Now the basil has a faint Oud, Cedar & Amber bouquet.

Warning to Skipton Building Society customers - do NOT download the 'SBS by invite' app. It is not fully implemented and functional. Customers are being used as beta testers. Once flagged on its systems you will not be able to use the existing app which includes e.g. a security password generator.

"Don't you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything." David Bowie.

Anyone noticed Linda is developing human traits? Eventually I fear this is going to end sadly. #AnnDroid

Dear BBC News, Keighley is not in the west of Yorkshire. It is in West Yorkshire. It isn't in the cardinal direction of west. It is not in west Yorkshire. There is no county called Yorkshire. Who proof reads your web pages?

Dear YBS, have another go: PSA and ISA example: [..] a basic rate tax payer, wouldn’t pay tax if you were to earn the following in one tax year: £1,000 interest in an ISA £500 interest in a different savings account This is because the interest earned in an ISA does not count towards your PSA.

Wrote a blog post about Muckley Corner and how it might have got that strange name. It’s a place that’s been driving me crazy for a loooong time. Link here lichfieldlore.co.uk/2026/07/28/m...

I've learnt a new term today. 'bleeding-edge' An extreme version of leading-edge. #EveryDaysASchoolDay

An example of a Stone Age practical cooking tip, Cartoon by Gary Larson.

So now you can't kill YouTube in one go. 'Close all' doesn't anymore. Pack it in YouTube.

Wow. This is a thing by all accounts, not just a post for comic effect.

BBC Sounds has created a novel, if not bizarre, way of selling a programme it thinks you may be interested in, to you. It renames that programme to one of a series to which you are subscribed so it appears in the subscribed programme's listing. I think that's weird.

Wow. If you want to see a load of people vomiting, BBC2 is showing the All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship Final. Hurry or you may miss all the action.

Since when did they stop announcing the server's score first? Or is it only in tie-breakers? #Wimbledon #MensFinal

Ann Widdecombe murdered? Bizarre and sad.

Strewth, even Lewis Vaughan Jones has now joined the idiot TV & radio news presenters who think it's cool to introduce someone, ask a question and then greet them. Butt squirming and weird. @BBCNews

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Last year we were proud to have 30+ events on the #HawFestProgramme so imagine how chuffed we are to have 66 (so far) #HawFestFuntivities. Quite a few have been added since we released the printed version please check HaworthFestival.org.uk to see at full list at a glance. #HawFestisComing! #Haworth

It's not every Festival that has its own busker! David will be popping up at various #HawFest26 events #Haworth #Yorkshire See HaworthFestival.org.uk for details of all 63 #HawFestFuntivities

The event in #Haworth on 11 July is one of our events. #HawFestFuntivities #HawFestisComing! #Pride

When Lee and Lucy move to their new house. Their front door initially doesn't have a house number on it. Then it has number 24. Then a few episodes later the house number becomes 27. Either that's the result of crass continuity errors or it's a tease. Who knows? #NotGoingOut

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Very happy to be supporting multiplatinum Canadian rock band Barenaked Ladies on their Yuletide Ride 2026 UK Tour. The band’s first UK tour dates for 3 years! God I've missed them so much! THEY ARE THE ABSOLUTE BUSINESS! All dates here 👇 www.barenakedladies.com/news/

A pleasant dividend of losing weight is that I seem to be coping quite well with these elevated temperatures (27°C). No longer wilting. #Mounjaro