hobs

hobs

@hobs.bsky.social

master of the house, doling out the charm daily triviar: https://mookie.click

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guardian cap but it’s a business suit (with a stretchy shower cap fabric that covers it printed to mimic a regular navy or gray business suit)

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Hello, everybody! I'm Curt Gowdy along with Jim Palmer, Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen, Dick Enberg and Dr. Joyce Brothers, inviting you to join us for this all-important ball game.

bruce banner one of those dudes you check in pickup and it’s like damn he’s really hard to move can’t push him out/he’s an animal on the glass whereas hulk checks in and it’s like nah hold on this guy is strong? wait huh? you’re moving him off the block easy and they can’t even feed him in the post

when someone gets asked a question why do they say 'yeah' now? used to be they just answered the question

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Kirill Marchenko, in front of the net, takes the puck between his legs and puts it past Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen to give the Leafs the lead

jameis winston is the muhammad ali of the 7 ½ floor of my generation’s mertin-flemmer building

heard this dog we're taking care of drink water for what seemed like 3-4 minutes but when finally glanced at the bowl (to see how much was needed to fill it up again) it was... full

steve young says throwing this football, the way it was made, felt so much better than throwing an nfl football

*gets handed a metrocard on the subway* "pretend it's a microphone and give me a hot take!!" *puts metrocard in pocket/jingles a cup of loose change/solicits*