Honeygum

Few will ever see it. Most will be too afraid to share

Hank Green is Kiki and John Green is Bouba, I think that makes the most sense

Artist people on my phone, I need someone to draw Gingy Ito (Gingy Shrek x Junji Ito)

I am ashamed to say that I only know about this flower because of Pikmin Bloom

Reposting so I can get more of this on my feed 🗣🔥 This drawing makes me *feel*, dammit

Some days I got the juice to play the hard level of Pips, but I fear most days, I do not 😔

Feeling maternal towards those iron filing pets. Yes, that is my son playing fetch with his ball and yes, that is him pooping his own existence for me to put back in his food bowl. Yes yes.

I went to the doctor and oh my god, I actually have to do the Game Grumps meme and consume Prilosec

Been having tummy troubles and lemme tell ya: prune juice will completely obliterate you and clear you out holy shit

Who embalmed Stallone tf

Once bitten and Twice shy?? Twice would never bite their fans and they're natural performers smh /j

I love you falafel Mars rock!! 🗣🔥

How many of my followers are actually humans?? If you're a bot you gotta tell me that you're a bot-

You aren't a Kpop Demon Hunter, you're a Depop Demonia Scavenger–sit down ajfhskk

I just dont know how much I can trust wine simply titled "Josh"

Alex Horne is much like Jerma in that they are both oh so little and small

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

Barney doesn't seem like the powerful institution he once was.

Colonel Sanders looking suspiciously like Hideo Kojima

The two strongest Mongolian people in all of history appear to be Genghis Khan and Adiyasuren from Team Mongolia from Physical Asia

Definitely feels weird when a local sports team gets so big that it doesn't feel "local" anymore, yknow?

If formaldehyde is for embalming and lasting forever, maybe casualdehyde can be the low commitment version of that

Seeking: Friend group that is willing to commit to a group costume Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

"Art crime professor" is such a cool title, shoutout to Erin Thompson LMAO

Andy Richter lives to dance another day and I could not be happier

Leading my small-yet-devoted faction of friends to use all their votes on Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars has been a rewarding experience. The man tries so earnestly

My first thought was "Wow, that cat's so old!" and then I thought more :(

Okay so it's not just me-Facebook local news comment sections are actually just...terrible, right??

People keep comparing Sam Reich to other game show hosts, but what people fail to recognize is that he's actually gijinka Ruff Ruffman

New goal in life is to do something monumental enough to get one of them "Philippines is proud of you!!" banners ✊️

Carly Rae Jepsen makes me wanna be Canadian ✊️😔

So a decidual cast is like...a cursed Dortito

Did such a long shift at the poop factory, my god

#WarRavagedPortland

Using all 10 of my Dancing with the Stars votes on Andy Richter just to feel something. I'll vote on my mom's phone too why not

2% milk? Where's the other 98% of it

All I'm saying is I've never seen a Rivian driver successfully zipper merge

I love that Anthony Fantano lowkey looks like that one otter from animal crossing. What a good time

Out here doing music the looooong way

At first I had beef with the guy at my local open mic that made his standup set entirely out of masturbation jokes, but now that he's had week after week of new masturbation material every time, I've come to respect the grind. Funny away, Captain Gooner

Bechdel test, but for Frog and Toad

Devastatingly adorable cat

Currently at war with my body's impeccable ability to keep mucus at the back of my sinuses high enough where it can't get swallowed down, but not enough to blow out