Holly Brockwell

Inspired by @cate.bsky.social I've made a page where anyone can leave me anonymous feedback about anything. Use it anytime, it genuinely is anonymous as long as you don't dox yourself in the message! www.admonymous.co/holly-brockw...

I want this but it should be patches, not pins. #DCC www.foambrain.com/products/dun...

Forever grateful to Beverly Hills 90210 for making me learn a real ZIP code for overly American forms

What if America agreed to let presidents have more than two terms, but only if they can recall previous ones? Bill passes, bring back Obama, undo bill, done ✅

I've been enjoying @beccacaddy.bsky.social's The Future Hunter newsletter, & this week's is particularly excellent. "You might refuse the blue pill. Me too. But would either of us notice if it was slipped into our lives one tiny convenience at a time?" thefuturehunter.substack.com/p/ai-conveni...

INTERNET KATAMARI There goes my day 😆

Enjoyable: Acronymy, trying to make an appropriate acronym out of every single word

It really tickles me that whether they realise it or not, the hard men running illicit weed grows are professional gardeners. Sorry to break it to you, Roadman Kev, but you're into horticulture

How are Royal Blood only two people?! This has blown my mind. Saw them playing on SNL UK and the stage is so empty! Very impressive and all but have we considered backing dancers 😆

I seem to have grown Schrodinger's houseplant

The new The Dress is a horse www.reddit.com/r/opticalill...

oh love those double names best one is

Made this completely arbitrary thing and now I'm depressed. It's late Thursday morning 😭

HOW IS THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR RATS ACTUALLY 'RATTUS RATTUS' It sounds like something I'd come up with on a Friday afternoon. "Fuck it, Rattus Rattus. Pub?"

The old software company PF Magic made 4 virtual pet type games in the 90s. I had 3. Guess which one I didn't buy.

How is it fair that as a woman I can grow an entire human baby but not like.... One missing tooth

Somewhere, probably, Smol Paul is thinking to himself "Yes, that is me. I am at least one cat."

Everyone's going on their Amazon 'About You' thing and finding these deep insights into their lives. Look what I got

The famous ChomChom roller that all of us cat types swear by has had a bit of an upgrade -- Black & Decker now make one and it's even better than the original, IMO. Tip: do a back-and-forth motion, not long sweeps. Affiliate link, may benefit wonky moggies

The famous ChomChom roller that all of us cat types swear by has had a bit of an upgrade -- Black & Decker now make one and it's even better than the original, IMO. Tip: do a back-and-forth motion, not long sweeps. Affiliate link, may benefit wonky moggies

Petition for Number 10 North to be called Upping Street

Someone has been forcibly removed from my childfree-by-choice social group for admitting she wants kids soon. Apparently she was asked nicely to leave twice and didn't, because her parent friends don't have time for her and she thought childfree friends would be less busy 😑

Every time I go back to chase something up, I find that the last thing I said was "no rush! 😊" and then I can't! Stupid social conditioning

If I ever win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

Wonder if Microsoft is considering rebranding Copilot after today's aircraft situation. May I suggest bringing back Cortana? Or, the only AI assistant anyone actually wants... Clippy

My streak of texting "dead" when I mean "deaf" continues. Today's example: Lady: he doesn't respond to his name Me: is it possible he's dead?

No one does aeroplane ears *quite* like Smol Paul

"He's dead, so you'll have to find other ways of communicating a with him" "What, like a medium?"

Speak louder, he’s dead