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Oh bullshit. If we learned nothing from January 6, it’s that the more honest the outcome, the more likely he will try to overthrow it.
President Trump said that he will respect next week’s midterm results “if they’re honest elections” amid growing concerns from Democrats over his pre-election rhetoric.
Any Special Counsel would report to Blanche and the most corrupt DOJ since Hoover, and would get nowhere. Just vote to release the damn files with no redactions other than victims' names, and let state and local prosecutors take it from there.
House Judiciary Democrats want a special counsel to investigate Trump's ties to Epstein politi.co/4z95IDZ
"It was revealed that the post-cooked weight of the so-called 'QUARTER POUNDER' is only seven ounces. Because McDonald's used a fake name, I assume they must IMMEDIATELY give a lifetime supply to PRESIDENT TRUMP. Please inform CEO Mayor McCheese. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
“Therefore, because she used a fake name to be sworn in, I assume she must IMMEDIATELY resign from Congress. Please inform the Speaker of the House of Representatives, James Michael Johnson, that the Dumocrat Party has just conceded her seat.”
But sure: tell me again why he wasn’t really inciting violence on January 6. “But he said PEACEFUL protest” bitch STFU
President Trump on Wednesday evening lauded one of his supporters for punching a protester at a campaign rally in Clemson, South Carolina. Trump compared the punch to one from Evander 'the real deal' Holyfield, who attended the rally.
And if it did happen and your answer was “I platformed the mother of an abused child who chose the abuser over her own kid because I thought it might be good for a poll bump” expect Ben Franklin to say “Jesus Fucking Christ dude what the hell is wrong with you” then yeet you straight into Hades
Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.
As someone who grew up in the DC area, you have no idea how infuriating this is to me
The cherry trees are a symbol of DC. Huge number of tourists visit them each year and are a thing of beauty. But Trump cuts down the oldest cherry blossoms in DC for his golf course. He has ruined our city. www.alternet.org/trump-dc-gol...
Didn’t read the article, but I’m assuming it just says “because it keeps you from focusing on the Epstein files, the open corruption, the assault on democracy, gas prices, his felony convictions, and everything else that matters way more than a golf course.”
Does the president have an "absolute right" to a new golf course? www.vox.com/the-logoff-n...
Just put it in a classified White Housr briefing, and have everyone line up at the Mar-a-Lago men’s room where they can read it at their leisure
In a classified briefing, a DoD official revealed to Senators how much Iranian attacks on U.S. bases have cost us. Now, I'm calling for the DoD to make that number public. Americans deserve to know how much of their money is being burned on Trump's war with Iran.
Davis’s tweet reeks of fear. So many of Trump’s enablers are terrified that accountability is coming.
Those of you familiar with him know that Mike Davis is one of the genuinely fascist players in the MAGA legal world. Here he is first lying about what Slotkin said and then threatening her with assassination. A product of the corruption and rot of the conservative legal movement.
"I WANT THIS WAR END"
Trump is clearly freaking out as both parties have universally condemned his decision to remove Lindsey Graham’s sanctions against Russian oligarchs. He’s now trying to argue it’s about some secret plan he has to end the war in Ukraine. You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe him.
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🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
I don’t know anything about Abdul, other than (a) he’s seeking to become Michigan’s Senator, (b) he’s Muslim, and (c) he understands the First Amendment way better than this smug little Christian nationalist prick. Go fuck yourself, Tommy.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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"Everything you loved about the original, now with 27% more ass eating!" www.nytimes.com/2026/10/13/b...
Starting with the President and all the way down, this entire administration is just people who learned to fake competence after having failed at the lives they initially wanted.
White House press secretary Katie Zacharia said today that she failed the bar exam and never retook it, explaining that she had planned to move to China after graduating from law school and considered the exam results "inconsequential."
GOP: we’re the only party looking out for “real Americans” Also the GOP: we couldn’t point to America on a map
OOPS GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon The PAC boosting Collins is "absolutely furious" at the "ridiculous error" made by the buyer, which takes blame and has refunded the money. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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I would have thought Republicans loved having an example of things from Mexico coming into the US uninvited and wrecking shit. Every ICE thug should be sent directly directly into the storm’s path immediately to round that shit up
Gov Ron DeSantis is on TV complaining about the name of Hurricane Isaias, saying "Can't we have English names like Isabella". 🙄
Fuck every person who spent the last ten years supporting this bullshit to only finally now wake up and say "guys, don't hold me to this, but I'm starting to think the President may have lied about some stuff." www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please stop doing things that we long ago figured out weren’t great ideas. Don’t drink raw milk. Vaccinate your kids. Drink water with fluoride in it. Vote for the smarter candidate. For fuck’s sake, people.
NEW: As Trump’s White House and influencers keep touting the unproven benefits of raw milk, hundreds across the country are falling ill from outbreaks. Some people get severe indigestion. And some nearly die. Here's the story of one toddler who drank it. 🧵👇 www.propublica.org/article/cali...