J Beardly

We just love her so much tho

UPDATE: Brandon Woodruff To Pitch Ninth Inning of World Series Game 3

This game is well past stress sipping so time to dip into the cellar. Think this one is from 2017? It's not great but not bad. There's a reason I didn't drink it sooner. I'm not a huge mead/braggot guy.

My "Liberals are the new racists" commercial is raising a lot of questions about who the old racists are

This is basically the book of Genesis.

Hell yeah, go Brewers

A friendly reminder for the well meaning people I see making this mistake: If you want to refer to the community of Somali-Americans use Somali, the proper term, and not "Somalians". Anyone from Minnesota hears "Somalians" and braces themselves for something racist.

He jumped to his final conclusion. RIP king.

As a homebrew club president I'm disappointed to see all these stereotypes about supposed dangers of home distilling and the demographic wishing to engaging in it. I'd love if I could discuss the matter with any of you over a cocktail.

Amanda Seyfried seems pretty cool.

BREWERS 🍻

Just close your eyes and think of America.

Guarantee this dude has referred to his friends' or relatives' kids as "crotch goblins" and or "fuck trophies"

Hell yeah go Brewers 🍻

That chatgpt commercial with the elderly woman renting the sailboat and not knowing how to operate it feels like it has a chance of actually happening and ending tragically. And no one will face a consequence.

Android has gotten so shitty these days that the only thing keeping me using it is the fact that Firefox on iOS doesn't allow extensions and I need ublock to make sketchy sports stream sites viable.

Finally meta has its own pansexual, nonthreatening spokesthing.

Wow dakine sure knows how to make an inflatable pillow huh

The hot piss was Matt LaFleur's seat all along #packers

A very satisfying block to catch.

Maven is the name of, like, the strongest mountain bike brakes currently on the market and Anduril is the name of the firmware on my favorite flashlights. Wish these murderous fucks would stop copying the good names.

The comment that Hank Williams Jr. got fired from Monday Night Football over is kinda hilarious in hindsight. It's more likely than you think, Hank.

We lifted the body from the water like a gown. You took off your bra to wrap the wound.

Don't know the context but just last night I was texting with the boys in the wedding party I was just in, getting all sappy referring to "the kind of shit Andrew W.K. writes songs about"

Just a reminder that kwik trip gives money to trump as well. All gas station chains are bastards. Really all gasoline is just inherently evil, act accordingly.

Preseason football brings out the weirdest local commercials. The ad spot rate must be way cheaper than regular season games. The other night I saw one for a metal fab company run by a guy I remember punching holes in walls and telling me that mids don't exist, it's just bomb-ass schwag.

I was curious if @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social had featured these yet but let me tell you that is a very dicey search on here.

You're going to think this is a reach but I think that trypophobia burrito is a good example of a kind of subtle dehumanization that's hiding inside of a lot of ragebait. The image is disgusting. It is bad to look at. Doesn't seem good to share. Why share it? The reason is that it is dehumanizing.

It's honestly pretty awesome that Phoebe Bridgers got JK Broadrick to play on her new record. He played on Napalm Death's iconic album Scum and that's not even really a thing he's known for. Godflesh owns, jesu owns. Legend of heavy music.