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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

the goofiest cracker you’ve ever met

727 followers52 following7.3K posts

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

shit goes down and everybody who says that they care do shady shit and two mfs really going through it come over to check on my wife and kids and wifey cooked their ass all the gumbo to take home. i know the real the fake can fuck off - people really don't know what it is smh

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

this is exceptionally pointed at most of the people following me. yeah im talkin bout you. take an opportunity to check yourself and what the fuck you would do when the world crumbles. and if youd pull up on my family and show love or do some passive aggressive shit that comes off shady to the fam

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

really really trying to get @pablo.show to examine the corruption and double standards of the salesforce industry because that would be a fascinating watch and literally somebody needs to do it so why not try getting the best investigative journalist on the planet to give it a whirl?

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@moosewerk.filix-femina.com

Replying to @ceej.online

I feel vindicated in refusing to do cocaine because it's only ever been offered by people who seem like they'd looooove talking about salesforce

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ceej
@ceej.online

one last san francisco story: I overheard two guys in a bathroom stall doing cocaine while talking about salesforce

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social

I wanted to give you a chance to do more than post more ignorant, unsourced assertions; but since that seems to be all you have, I'm gonna go ahead and add you to my favorite mute list. Sorry, I should've done it sooner. It's not like you were going to post any evidence. That evidence doesn't exist.

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

let's separate the land from the people who live on it though - both states are entirely beautiful - both states largely have idiots there - one of the states has a massive amount of stolen land and fuck napoleon bonaparte while we're at it

headassforce
@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

literally if you're not paying me $50 an hour, i could care less about your expectations or how you feel about this or that or the third mfs is out here dying every day and it's a constant race between the clock or ourselves.

headassforce
@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

case keenum is a top 5 cracker all time for saying he was either gonna watch game film with his kids tomorrow or watch bluey....you know, i really understand that and i'm not an nfl quarterback - what a human ass dude

headassforce
@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

dude i just need to keep networking i'm fucking GREAT at it but my whole issue is that i really dont fuck with people like that, don't trust them, and i'm straight up antisocial and toxic when i feel like it. but like there's no doubt that i have a gift with the gab.

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

forget terrance ferguson is from littleton, co - shout out to that oddly named white boy for being from the old neighborhood i had a handful of church friends that went to heritage hs they're some decent folk, had a decent football field to march on tbh

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@hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network

there's a reason the last cornerback was jason sehorn yo - you have to be quite possibly the coldest cracker of all time to succeed as a white cornerback in the modern nfl - but like ceiling is still high for riley moss it's just the awareness that needs to improve the attributes are there otherwise