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(me watching clips of President Toddler Tantrum at the WHCD) Me: Dayum, he sucked so horribly. Bubba: Tell me about it.

Before Trumpism Came To Town....

Dear ladies - I have to ask you to please STOP putting comb lines in your eye brows. As a gay, I'm here to tell you that it does NOT look good. Use a different brush or a different gel or whatever. Figure. it. out.

Dear folks: Some of you seem confused, so to be clear - "x OR y" is not the same as "x AND y" Some of you never watched Conjunction Junction. We can tell.

I was at Costco today, so you know I got me some of their chocolate chocolate chip muffins!! I could almost give up sex for them...almost because I'm not gonna LOL

1st - If you have to tell people you're an "alpha male," then you're not an alpha male. 2nd - The "alpha male" thing is dumb as shit.

So adorable! More masculinity in that room than all of the DC administration combined

One has to go - a formidable black woman or Vice President CouchLover. Hmm, sUcH a HaRd dEcIsIoN. Bye, JD. Maybe Thiel will buy you an Island and call it CouchIstan. Angie for the win!!

Today's funny for the day - the YouTube algorithm suggested a fantasy football league video to me 😂 TO ME!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 YouTube - Your AI's broken

How Brad knew he was gay today - Cake is good. teehee IYKYK

How Brad knew he was gay today - I thought to myself: Me: "ya know, a male stripper could be fun. too" Myself: "really? at a baby shower?" I: "Hmm...Sure. Is there really a party where a handsome, muscled, shirtless man wouldn't be nice to have around?"

I stand with Macklemore! Free Palestine!

For Diaper Don's 2nd term, he has promised: DOGE check (DIDN'T happen) Tariff check (DIDN'T happen) Savings check from cutting healthcare (DIDN'T happen) Now, a $5,000 check if Repubs stay in power (eye roll). If you think you'll see any of those checks, you're willfully stupid.

I always laugh when bedding lists itself as "wrinkle resistant" or "wrinkle free." LOL I don't give a fuck if a sheet is wrinkled. If one's doing things right, they better the fuck be wrinkled. LOL

Good grief. Fucking Idiot in Chief had the US change Lake Ontario to Lake America. Childish. Stupid. No one else is going to call it that because that's not its name. At this point, Canada and Mexico should divvy up the US because we're too stupid to be a country anymore.

Dolly was an immensely bright light upon the world who will be missed. I hope she goes to find that other beacon of light Betty White and have a party wherever they are.

YouTuber: Soy Sauce + Ice Cream tastes like caramel. Me to self: Um...I'm a simple man. I'll just do Caramel + Ice Cream to taste like caramel.

and let's not forget this current banger: Explosive diarrhea is good. Food Safety is bad.

Given all the foods that can kill us or give us explosive diarrhea due to Republican "governance," it'd be easier if we could just get a list of the food we can eat as the list of food we can't eat seems longer at this point. I guess HoHos are left.

Watching a food content creator do brownie hacks - very first one - "this is a no-cook dip. the first thing we need to do is cook the mix..." Um, then again I say "it's fucking NOT no-cook." Grrr!

Finished Lucifer. While it finally got to the right ending in the last few seconds, it's ridiculous they made it where God can go to his son's birthday parties, but Lucifer can't. Whatever. Stupid. Makes no sense. Other that than, really enjoyed the show.

Pres Shits His Pants deliberately & callously has people be decoys for his shit-stained ass cheeks when there are options available just as safe for him. Again, he views folks as suckers & losers, and he cares only about himself - and maybe the daughter he wants to fuck. Vile. Despicable.

Ibuprofen makers: you're so precious. "Start with 1 pill. If needed, can take a 2nd." Um, if I'm uncomfortable enough to decide to take something, I'm already at the 2-pill level, at least with you.

How Brad knew he was gay today - Mark Ruffalo: Caring. Smart. Sexy.

Even if there wasn't a trans person who tied with Riley Gaines, she'd still be a LOSER. That trans person tying 5th with her is NOT what kept her from placing. She. Is. A. Loser!!

I tell ya, if cake mix boxes get any smaller, I'm just gonna have to start making cake from scratch. Trust me - none of us want that.

How Brad knew he was gay today: Last night I had a dream where I was in a room of men. They were all going around fist bumping, saying, "Bruh," then chest bumping over & over. I rolled my eyes, sighed, and said "I can't with this, right now. I'm going to go find the women." LOL

How Brad knew he was gay today - OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG The Devil Wears Prada 2 is on streaming!!!!!!

Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fraud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government.

Dear folks - It's not a "no-bake" dessert if you baked an ingredient the day before. You still turned on the oven and BAKED.

A MAGA was like "measles kid deaths were in 2025, not 2026, so no deaths." What the ever-loving fuck? I guess if a kid died in 2025 of measles, then they don't matter anymore? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, you supposed "pro-life" idiot.

I just discovered soft maple caramels - Oh. my. word. New food obsession unlocked. Well played, Werther's. Well played.

TX, stop putting political party over yourself & your country. Support Talarico who wants to put more money in your pocket and give you healthcare instead of someone like Paxton who wants to put more money in his corrupt pockets & give peds freedom.

“Don’t worry, Pete. That little speech I read was just for the voters back home. I have to put on these little shows to convince them I’m independent. You will get the $1.5 trillion for your wars even though I just gave ICE unlimited funding to run wild. We’ll just borrow more.”

Under Trump: -Household electricity costs are up 18% -Ground beef prices are up 22% -Gas prices are up 40% -ACA out-of-pocket premiums are up 58% -Inflation is at a three-year high "New Golden Age" for who?

No superhero has made me cry more than Chris Evans' Captain America. Damn it, Chris. #AvengersDoomsday That trailer got me.

How Brad knew he was gay today - I was reminded this gov't and its supporters actively treat LGBTQ+ youth as worthless property that is disposable and to be harmed. LGBTQ+ youth deserve love, support, hope, and dignity. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

How Brad knew he was gay today - I may need to move to Spain. Not because of football/soccer, per se. Their leader is hot!

Being on a timeline where I have a moment of agreeing with MTG really, really is not what I had on my life bingo card.

They know they did it and they are responsible. Which is why they will continue to stonewall this. Good for the reporter to keep asking about it and not let this go, because they are counting on people just moving on.

I do not mourn Lindsey, nor will I. He wasn't a hero. He wasn't a good man. He was vile. He was evil. He strove to cause harm, hardship, and death to the people of America and the world. His legacy is death and licking Trump's shit covered ass.

Dear people- STOP giving 1 star reviews only because a store substituted for something out of stock. That's NOT the product's fault, NOR the store's. It's YOUR fault for saying you're ok with substitutions. Be smarter. Stop being whiny. Own your error. Learn the fuck to turn substitutions off.

Dear Drag Queens on RuPaul's Drag Race - Some of you need to learn how to use tape to keep your man nipples from popping out. Your whole job is illusion. Stop ruining it. You're gay ffs. You should know better.

I laugh when folks be "a corp restaurant chain may be fascist, but remember many franchisees may not be. Those franchisees chose to work with, collaborate with, align themselves with, and support fascists for money. Actions matter. When people show you who they are, believe them.

He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it. The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:

I’m going to take a wild guess and say that not one dime went to veterans.

He stayed in office after a million Americans died from a pandemic he refused to take seriously, and then got elected again That's not a testament to Trump's charisma; nor his political skill It's a testament to the absolute stupidity of one-third of the US electorate & the apathy of another third

He fought it to the Supreme Court. He lost. He’s a rapist for the rest of history.

Once again, the conservative members of the Supreme Court show they are corrupt, political operatives. When Dems are in charge again, time to impeach, remove, replace, and expand.