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Hedleyest Lamarrior

The Pious Bird of Good Omental Jewelry

I’m not reposting that racist garbage but I WILL repost this. I’m an “Arab” and I create really great literature. In fact, here’s my very first published piece about another “Arab” who eats mean men 🥰

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subjecting patreon subscribers to ad reads for the Glen Alden coal company - pitching them "clean, dependable heat" thanks to Blew Coal, obnoxiously dropping phrases like "rich Pennsylvania anthracite" - ads I both write and deliver myself

every time people would raise the moral panic about people concealing drugs in Halloween candy, I would think "well sure, I love poisoning people with cheap drugs - but who are these Rockefellers out here just giving away candy for free??"

getting out the old Helping Hands and slinging that good good dick

Sort of interesting to read this familiar sentiment from a slightly different perspective (link: translate au francais to english)

Hey, pretty boy. Hey, over here.

you ever find yourself getting nostalgic over the Tristram village music?

broke: Twitter is a cult woke: Twitter is occult

They're calling it "valuetainment" but the community is so respectful of moms, they oughta call it "thou shal(honor thy mother and father)-utainment"

not ONE SOUL chimes in to say "his mom couldn't of died of that, I cured all her headache s😈 😈 😈 (meaning I helped her to achieve an orgasm)"

🫡 😭 MY PRESIDENT

Oh, my algorithm is getting good in the back!

We’re just normal men

people can use whatever algorithmic IDE they like, but I claim the person remains the decisive instrument behind the issue of any piece of work

ok no spoilers but do you guys think her claim about not having seen Who's On First was cap?

why are we talking about Tucker Carlson again :/ like what has the Koch money uo and done this week

Messaging Discipline & Punish

watching the man in the high castle and repeatedly thinking to myself "oh dang, it must suck to live in that bad dimension, couldn't be me" while stuffing a handful of cheetos into my mouth

I’d be really good as Senator Mon Mothma’s layabout collaborationist husband

You have sex with your child? But that means... My man. 😂🤝

Maybe 7 is the correct answer

I was never a big car guy, but it has been fascinating to watch Musk and his flunkies slit the throat of the US electric vehicle industry

Somebody should invent the narrowing gyre

All these ghouls lining up to criticize the live-streaming of capital punishment are taking pains to clarify they do, in fact, endorse the state murdering people - just not like this

badly need Gary Oldman's character, Jim Slowhorses, to come to my aid rn

i wish it were possible to describe how thirsty high blood sugar makes me. none of you have ever been as thirsty as i am right now

I am not saying you "should" do that, but you "could" look it up and maybe decide to do whatever you want with whatver you might find. Aight? Aight! Okay, here's how it looks: youtu.be/mCGRg2bGS70

My neck, my back but to the tune of footloose

My man looks like the Shmoo became a venture capitalist

"that's not my dog"

Kebab-refired Temecular Sunrization

I Don't Sleep Well (Title)