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@htmluterus.bsky.social

Nostalgia Critic Fuck a Fan Contest winner, 🇲🇿, here for a good time not a long time.

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It's nice to draw it on an actual desk instead of my lap like i used to...lost a bit of tablet muscle memory since its been a few weeks...but I think I did ok! Not a fan of drawing thought balloons on this thing tho, have a DAILY FUNNY.

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dusting off the ol doodle tablet today since i finally have the motivation,

Krita has a lot of nifty features but a lot of this shit is way more complicated that it needs to be, i should not have to look up multiple guides to find out how to change the fucking font on the text tool

BREAKING: Brazilian COMMUNIST DICTATOR Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, more famously known as "LULADRÃO" has BANNED heterosexuality in Brazil. "It is not a Brazilian value, but an American degeneracy." Your thoughts on this?

i dont care much for that ps1 trannssexual rabbit show but i think that woman is a lot more talented that anyone who is needlessly hostile or snarky about her work

LULAAAAAAAAAAAA, PRENDE A FAMILIA CRIMINOSA DE BOLSONARO!!!!! PÕE ELES TODOS EM GULAGS!!!!!!! ATE AS CRIANCAS TAMBEM!!!!!!! 🇲🇿🤝🇧🇷

Lowkey as a kid I wanted to see them start fingering each over and maybe diving into each other's muffs....Let's just say, the RUSSIAN CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS OF 1993, produced some unintended consequences ☝️

Brasil patch notes below: dignity: +100% racism: -100% introduced new feature called "science". removed "lying" from the game as it felt too effective. added a tool called "hope" to ramp up character moral. added "gulag re-education camps" for evangelicals. made "future" a bit brighter

Last night was a busy night, had to drop off 4 MILLION fraudulent ballots for Lula and vote for him an additional 300 times using various disguises which involved fake moustaches, glasses, hats, and funny accents. Sorry chuds, Respected Comrade Lula promised me free ice cream.

OK BUT LIKE Assuming Lula wins today, what does the Brasilian left do? Because he's barely healthy enough to serve the next 4 years, and Bolsonaro Jr. can just run again in 4 years anyway, Lula straight up does not have a successor and he doesn't seem particularly interested in finding one

I really just don't like how every single election worldwide since 2018 has been "THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION AND IT'S REAL TIGHT AND THE FASCIST COULD WIN AND BECOME DICTATOR, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM" and then 4 years later it's the same shit, not a very healthy or functioning system I think.

Russia had one 30 years ago where the winner used 2 billion (not an exaggeration)in American taxpayer funded "foreign aid" to rig and since then Russia has never had an actual election ever again, basically every country has something this high stakes every 4 years and I'm kinda emotionally exausted

Can't you be like my home country where the most uncharismatic people go "fuck you, nothing changes, more money for me" & win 70% of the vote because the main opposition party was created by Rhodesia and was forcing children to suicide bomb railways on behalf of Apartheid South Africa until the '92

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What I'll say about Brasil is that it's crazy that "Child of evil ass dictator who's dead or in prison runs for the presidency to enact familial revenge on the nation" is a thing that's happened like, 3-4 times in Latinamerica and a whole bunch more times elsewhere and no one's made laws against it

What I'll say about Brasil is that it's crazy that "Child of evil ass dictator who's dead or in prison runs for the presidency to enact familial revenge on the nation" is a thing that's happened like, 3-4 times in Latinamerica and a whole bunch more times elsewhere and no one's made laws against it

My favourite example is in the American Occupation Zone In Southern Korea Under The Samsung Junta where the daughter of former pedophile tyrant Park Chung-Hee was elected president and had to be removed 3 years later because it turned out she was being controlled by a shamanistic cult

My favourite titbit about him is that the Soviet authorities placed him in a mental ward and tortured him for a year and then years later after a few months of living under Yeltsin's free market economy was like "Yeah you know what the USSR wasn't that bad, in fact it didn't go far enough"

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Yeah wikipedia you might wanna lead with that next time

White people when you tell them there won't be femboy on tgirl sweaty babymaking anal sex videos set to music of the famous Soviet band "Kino" and free Takis Fuego flavour with a sippy cup of Irn Bru at the function

"The old look was outdated and very of its time" It looks cool idgaf, he looks like he watches Nick Fuentes and has a Vatican flag in his display name in the Netflix one

Concerned about the upstairs apartment, many rodents have been coming into the other apartments in the building via it, the people from there always smell quite horrid, not even depression stink bad, they smell like they shat themselves, its always a different species of rodent that comes from there

Voles, mice and even small rats are festering in that large apartment, so its not like, a single nest or colony, there is an ecosystem up there, and I'm scared to find out what the hell's going on there, probably a supervillain with a magic flute or something of that sort, monitoring the situation

The line reads in the English dub of those Devilman OVAs are consistently so bizarrely delivered it loops back around to unironically being good, in a Lynchian way. Really terrific and innovative pieces of animation, especially the gore and transformation sequences and the coloured lighting scenes

Anitubers back in the day (early 2010s) would cry and scream about how this and Violence Jack were back and immoral for how gory and mean spirited they were and then you watch this and it's like, yeah this is aesthetically, and artistically one of the best OVAs of the time #PutAniTubersInGulags

I have no idea how my parents were ever together considering my mother is a raised-as-muslim catholic convert nutjob who believes in demons and my dad is an atheist who thinks Stalin's only mistake was not persecuting religious people more

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it might be the primary job of endos, but sometimes shrinks get to torture trannies too

lil doodle i did earlier while doing uni work, her dress was 5 dolla and from the bargain bin and she is going to the liqa sto

Webcomic artist who draws Yuri and feminised versions of himself then starts going to "therapy for gender stuff" and immediately begins making incredibly misogynistic comics about how it's "okay to be a feminine man" feels like a hypothetical person I'd make up in a VC, and yet...

It's a good movie, well, a good time at least, but like, clayface, a bit of an odd choice, you can tell James Gunn is just picking whatever characters he is hyperfixated on specifically