LB Hunktears

LB Hunktears

@hunktears.online

socialist. luddite. writer & narrative designer @gardens.dev & @insecretplaces.com. father of dog. i love the beach boys. they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte, weird twine games) https://linktr.ee/hunktears

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this is a mixed media painting I saw at a second hand store in santa barbara last month. my interpretation is that it is about beatles, the rock and roll band from across the pond, and my review is that it's good.

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A fake video of celeb bald eagle Shadow “massaging” Jackie fooled viewers online. Experts say AI wildlife videos may do more than rack up likes: They can distort how people see animals, encourage risky encounters and erode trust in what’s real. My story: bit.ly/4n8kLJ3

bit.lyBald eagle 'massaging' its mate? AI deepfakes collide with the laws of the wildAI wildlife deepfakes are flooding social media, even targeting celebrity eagles Jackie and Shadow. Experts warn the “AI slop" poses real-world danger for animals and people.

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I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem

every dumb guy having the "what's the most fucked up movie you've ever seen" conversation is talking about things that couldn't even touch the average Martin and Lewis picture.

doing a Jerry Lewis hatewatch project while I also do a Dirk Bogarde diva worship filmography watch is heading to an inevitable Day the Clown Cried / Night Porter double feature, which will do such psychic violence to my beautiful brain that it might actually heal me completely and open my third eye

I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem

where's the message board or forum or yahoo group for fans of The Servant (1963) dir Joseph Losey screenplay by Harold Pinter starring Dirk Bogarde

Nuggets fan's prayer: Victor Wembanyama my perfect and beautiful 9 foot tall friend who I respect and love I need you to put the Minnesota Timberwolves so deep in the ground that they dislodge some kind of ancient evil like when I dig too deep in Dwarf Fortress have you played it? you'd like it amen

ok we have 73 copies. it's really good I teach you how to draw Mark. there's also a two page spread of Tim illnesses and injuries. and several essays. and a sun dial.

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we will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine

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i will be pamphleting like harry dean stanton in wise blood personally and if you guys don't want one i will be blinding myself with lye after the show :/

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"handing out" sounds very active like we are pamphleting like Harry Dean Stanton in Wise Blood. we will not be doing this. we do not have enough copies. you should find us and ask for them.

"handing out" sounds very active like we are pamphleting like Harry Dean Stanton in Wise Blood. we will not be doing this. we do not have enough copies. you should find us and ask for them.

when will Jerry leave us ALONE

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somehow the only casualty from printing dozens of copies of a 50 page zine on a home printer was caused by this horrible picture of jerry lewis biting dean martin which created a paper jam

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somehow the only casualty from printing dozens of copies of a 50 page zine on a home printer was caused by this horrible picture of jerry lewis biting dean martin which created a paper jam

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the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here

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I am logging back off please contact me privately via telephone or fax if you want to see my fan video for Crash (1996) set to the song "Honkin Down the Highway" (1977) that I made due to the ADHD medication shortage currently besieging our disgusting pig nation of USA.

I did every single one of these on the desktop computer at my job while on the clock. 2013, so I was... 23 or 24. I'm glad I was having fun at work. :]

asked a friend if adding anything to this Discogs cart would make me seem like a less sick and perverse guy and he said "I don't think there's anything you can do to make this look right"

talking so much about On Cinema the last few months has been really fun. I did a lot of drawings of rats for the zine and wrote an essay I really like and also I did this cool modification to a tarot card: see if you can spot what I changed...

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things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit