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Shamelessly stolen from a friend's text: “My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files”

This wasn't supposed to happen on American soil. But here we are, watching in real time as DC is overrun by a fascist dictator's military. So it begs the question - what's your breaking point? When will you stop hoping for the courts/voting/protests to fix everything? When will YOU get dirty?

Dox ICE. That is all. As you were. Also, DOX ICE.

Just a nice damn rainbow 🌈🌈🌈

I do like BlueSky, but a lot of you, and I mean huge swaths of the folks who post here, do nothing but outline all the ways "Trump Bad". WE KNOW. WE ALL KNOW. Stop with the echo chamber nonsense and ORGANIZE. We don't have time for finger-pointing and edgy memes. Our whole country is at stake!

No offense, but I think all the bad guys should knock it off

I love it when my work mom brings me bricks of halloumi cheese because "I'm not sure if you can get it at the store near you". Ma'am, it's the same chain you shop at, and yes, they do indeed carry halloumi. But I'm not one to turn down free cheese...

2A They don't want to show faces, badges, or warrants, nor identify themselves in any real way. 2A They are no longer in service to law and law-abiding. They are cosplaying as "righteous", but we know better. 2A Maybe if they were shown just one of the amendments they're supposedly upholding... 2A

Y'all, executive orders are not laws. They are not enforceable in any meaningful way. They are currently being used to see how afraid you are, how compliant you are, and how stupid you are. Do NOT comply with EOs. They are not real.

She has unlocked Parrot Mode. I am so glad she only weighs 5lbs.

One bright, happy spot in my day is finding a full Sesame Street "Bert" costume in the trash behind my office! He's in perfect condition!!!! Pics later when it's not so damn hot.

I have never been happier to live within a couple of miles of the world's largest navy base. Not because it makes me feel safer, but because it's Ground Zero and I'll likely be dust nearly instantly. @kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social - y'all aren't exactly giving me hope.

The Circus just went full on Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey. 🎪 🤡 #Resist #NoKings

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov Will you stand up or try to quietly fade into the background? Will you do the right thing and call for impeachment? Don't forget that an immense number of your constituents currently serve in the military or work in service to the military. STAND THE F UP!!!

TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON I think I've made my point...

Nothing they do is good. Not one thing:

Seeing MILLIONS of people turn up for "No Kings Day" across THOUSANDS of cities in a largely peaceful manner is so heartwarming and inspiring! I freaking love us ❤️❤️❤️

Decided to bring the little felon to work with me and the first thing she did was poop in my office. Thanks, bitch.

@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social Senators, we are watching you so very closely right now. You can either shrug your shoulders while we circle the drain or you can plug the damn drain. Either way, midterms are coming. Just want to put that out there...

And this is why I will NEVER register for any political party. The "centrist" Dems are MAGA apologists, dinosaurs who are holding onto a version of their party that hasn't existed for decades. They are GOP II: Geriatric Boogaloo and will drags us into the pits of hell before they let go:

He looks like he broke he widdle peets, but he's a faker. Gonna change his last name to PantsOnFire.

The physics of materials defines their resistance and behavior. Density affects buoyancy, elasticity allows deformation, and thermal conductivity determines heat transfer. Each material has unique properties that govern its use.

Melt together equal parts butter and cookie butter. Pour over fresh popcorn. You're welcome.

TIL I'm somebody's mom:

Unlocked a new behavior with my puppy. She absolutely LOVES it when I pretend to eat her face. Like, wrap my lips around my teeth and "chew" on her cheeks while low-key growling. She loves it and will smash her face against mine for "nibble time". I don't know how we got here...

Probably old news to some of you, but I was just introduced to this artist today: recycledpropaganda.com

The backup singers are doing the heavy lifting and should be applauded: youtu.be/9ym3RlvVR9M?...

They are racists to the core. They know this about themselves. They're just happy to have a chance to get the sheets out of storage. Stop trying to appeal to their humanity as they have none. They told us that empathy is a sin and they believe that more than we ever will. We need to move on.

Merrick Garland is proof that accountability can die of natural causes.

Happy Mother's Day to my amazing, smart, funny, beautiful mom @rethaj.bsky.social ! I hope you had a great day. I love you!!!

Think of this for a moment: If the strike were called tomorrow, how many of you would be ready to notify your employer that you will not be working until the strike demands are met? If we don’t have 11 million of you able and ready to do this, it won’t make the impact we want.

Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh theonion.com/sun-mai...

@booker.senate.gov + 15 other Dems voted for Tr*mp's election denier nom as ambassador to China. If we are truly in a Constitutional crisis w/ the pres attempting to install a dictatorship, why is ANY Dem going on record as supporting anything Tr*mp wants? Where is our unified party of NO?

The time for establishment Democrats is over. @kenmartin.bsky.social @markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov The party is ineffectual, weak, & divorced from your constituents. You need to get ahead of this regime if you want to keep your jobs. Be aggressively progressive! Time is wasting.

After reading headline after nauseating headline, I am BEGGING for a bus to hit me on my way home. Maybe a bus, train, and dump truck combo right next to a gas station and fireworks stand. Yeah, that would be great. I mean since we're all standing around with shocked Pikachu face and doing nothing.

Thank you Greyhound!

Look up your state, city, HOA ordinances on urban farming - ie. keeping chickens, sharing garden space, turning your lawn into a garden, etc... Start fighting for changes to those laws/rules NOW while we still have time to grow a flock and plant tomatoes. It's literally for your life.

I'm not buying another thing from Jeff's place. He bent the knee to the Felonious Cheeto because he wanted to put tariff information on items purchased from overseas. HE WAS BEING TRANSPARENT & that is a direct threat to this administration! Folks, keep this in mind when you shop, wherever you shop.

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov - What are you ACTIVELY doing to stop the atrocities being committed in this Commonwealth, in this country, against immigrants and citizens? What are saying across the aisle to get sense into your fellow senators? We, your constituents need a progress report

As much as I love BlueSky, I feel like we're just all howling at the moon. The people who need to hear/read about the injustices currently being committed against US citizens, POC, immigrants, etc... are not here. Unless you're speaking truth to their faces, they won't hear you. Get loud publicly!!

The perfect birthday present from one of my new favorite coworkers 😁

I sincerely hope that everyone who is required to report "anti-Christian sentiment" reports the entirety of this fascist regime as they are the least Christ-like and most anti-Christian people I've ever seen. Which begs the question - how long will "real" Christians keep allowing this behavior???

I would commit a misdemeanor for a hot fudge sundae right now.