Gibson Rickenbacker

About ten accounts have followed me in the last five days. All sharing the same (not even hot by the way) account. How about you fuck off? bsky.app/profile/juli...

schleeelp meeeee

For years and years I told people it was The Black Cauldron and joked it was no wonder I was so fucked up. Last summer my ma told me it was actually Care Bears: The Movie, and I loved it. Again, it's no wonder I'm so fucked up

I would love for Jack Lowden to get this but the sooner everyone gets on the same page as me and realises he's Exactly Young Simon Pegg, the better Seriously you cannot unsee it

Even Flow

AND NOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

🎶 what the world, needs now is NOT ANOTHER FUCKING HUNGER GAMES MOVIE

I might get the Eddie Murphy Delirious jacket to go out in around my birthday next month just for fucks

Jerry Maguire was onto something

I've been wanting to get into streaming for a while now,but sadly my PC sucks,so I'll try to make this my goal. I know it's a lot,but any support helps,tips,big donation or even just repost 💋 everyone that does contribute towards the goal will get a nice little surprise 😈 it would really mean alot.

Watching The Expanse. It's very good and everything but I'm somewhat distracted by the fact Bobbie Draper (Frankie Adams) is hotter than an exploding sun

Will Scarlett (Christian Slater) saying 'Fuck me, he cleared it!' after Robin & Azeem get catapulted over a wall was cut from the UK release of Prince of Thieves, always throws me when I see it. Same goes for the nunchuck battle in the 1990 TMNT movie. Because we are apparently a nation of fannies

Fried Green Vaginas At the Whistlestop Tiddies

The best thing about being a basketball fan and disliking football in the UK is, nobody wants to beat you up if your team won and theirs lost because they don't have a team and don't know what basketball is and are fucking dumb as a barrel of smacked assholes

Pauly Shortness of Breath

Chubby Checker & The Fat Boys - Do The Twist. Primary school jumble sale. 7" vinyl single. 5p. I was about 9 years old. Fight me

I bought some Super Boof weed yesterday and, after a night out at an open mic and several drinks, it's fair to say that coming home to that has put me in a state of Super Boofed. Feeling pretty great though and the piri piri wings I bought on the way home are about to be in serious trouble

Pretty much the 2026 attitude

In 2024 I was diagnosed with cancer and it was funnier than Shane Gillis

I've written two movie treatments, a grim survival horror called FOUR and an underwater Lovecraftian tale of madness, murder and love called Trench Flow. They're both great ideas and fully explored, but turning them into actual screenplays is something I've never attempted before. It's daunting.

Stop, I can only get so erect

Alright let’s have some fun. Let’s share your favorite black and white photo of yourself on this Monochrome Monday

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Today's vibe 🖤

'...the Bible, which of course I read religiously, ha' - Memento (2000), and the one time Christopher Nolan made an actually funny joke

I know it's not a difficult one to do, but after attempting it spontaneously earlier I realised I can do a pretty perfect Trump impression. Not sure what to do with this except annoy the boiling piss out of everyone

Horror comedies, yeah yeah yeah, can't budge for 'em... but what about horror romance? This is the best one I've ever seen and here's my annual reminder that anyone with a heart who loves horror should fucking watch it. Astoundingly beautiful stuff 🖤

This is good shit man. It's very much Jaws with an ancient sea monster in place of a shark (and Faramir standing in as a Quint) but that's no bad thing. A fun Spooktober watch

I don't know who needs to hear this, but this movie is knowingly John Carpenter out the ASS and it fuckin rips

Once again I am telling everyone who's into post rock/progressive/heavy/intelligent/beautiful music to listen to Oceansize. Like Tool + Radiohead / Manchester attitude, without the pretentious baggage. They should've set the world on fire and we just let it not happen youtu.be/UP4D8yFQvIE?...

As we approach Halloween, I just wanna remind everyone that these motherfuckers existed. In a kid's movie. Which I'm old enough to have seen theatrically. It's no surprise I'm as messed up as I am. Return to Oz is assault. DOROTHY GAAAAAAAAAALE! 😬

Beth already took ITMoM but I don't think anyone's gonna complain about my second choice

I wish to contend that not *everybody* was Kung Fu Fighting

Those little BASTARDS

RESIDENT EVIL (2026) =REVIEW=

Entire block of strong cheddar, 2 Pepperami Firesticks, one pack of garlic & herb Boursin. This is a totally acceptable dinner in my book. I am 46 years old

@outlawvern.bsky.social Image searching Resident Evil to go with my own review, and look who's the top search result dude 👀 that's cool man

The crassest, most disgusting, funniest film I've seen all year, in fact probably since Neeson's Naked Gun. Laughed my cock off

Woke from a nap w/ a loose deep sea horror screenplay idea. Wrote a full story draft. I'll turn that into a treatment this week. 'Peter Bryant disappeared deep under the ocean. He should've been long dead by the time he was found. But something kept him alive... and it wants him back.' Fuck yeah 💀

My #OneWishWillow worked!

Yeah, I got jokes

I've seen two people on here talking about watching Denzel's 'Fallen' on here today. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Clash of the Titans Yes, the Australian Perseus Sam Worthington one

"i hate a popular thing" is mostly boring sooooo instead tell me the piece of media you love despite everyone else hating it me? i have many, but the two that spring to mind are Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet which i own twice accidentally, PS3 game NeverDead, and Super Mario Bros. (film, 1993)

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I'm Tarn Ows Lake and I drown teenagers

🎶 Old McDonald was online A.I. A.I. Ewwww 🎶