andy [known agitator]

truly impossible to find an autism communication app that isn't either dogshit, nasty expensive, packed with AI-generated trash or perhaps all three of these things; the state of these special needs tools is absolutely grim and it truly boils my blood

i gleefully eat snacks right up until i feel sick, i am 100% awake up to the point where i crash out completely, i power through all sorts of stress and nightmares right up to the point where i have a mental breakdown... why does my brain work like this? i'm so confused

TNG commander card in the upcoming Star Trek x Magic the Gathering set allows you to grab and view up to the top 10 cards from your deck and put one in your hand while the others go to graveyard it's called the Cap Ten Drawn Look Pick Card

TNG commander card in the upcoming Star Trek x Magic the Gathering set allows you to grab and view up to the top 10 cards from your deck and put one in your hand while the others go to graveyard it's called the Cap Ten Drawn Look Pick Card

far too accurate of a read on my financial skills that my "emergency funds" account has $5 in it

genAI uses a bottle of water to pretend to have a few bad ideas, but i generate thousands of ideas every day and often forget to have any water at all

the "mentality issue" they're solving is that stealing from corporations is bad

yeah ok sure

you either die a hero, or live long enough for someone to turn you into a roguelike deckbuilder

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

#SpookyMonth64

Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?

to use the internet you used to dial in so you could access the information super highway, which was a series of tubes, and then you could surf the web (which was a road, which was also tubes) now there's only one tube, and you log on to let it spew stuff into your mouth until you go to sleep

God this shit was cool as fuck

fucking the kiwibank sheep mascot is socialist praxis, no i will not explain

one thing my dad was 100% right about is that you always need a little piece of wood for some tiny job, and it's really annoying when you don't have one

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

welcome, leon

"if you don't use AI you'll be left behind" prove it and leave already

is there a game with a kick button that is also scary? it's hard to imagine being scared in a situation where you can kick someone any time you want stomps don't count, stomping is a valid fear response

my favourite stage of grief is anger, and i like to weave that into all the other stages to really make them pop; bargaining? weak as hell, but angry bargaining? now we're getting somewhere

art is a series of fucked up little guys

crunchy nut cornflakes are like if frosties grew up and were forced to get an office job; eating them feels like mondays

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things are looking rough for Ed Sheeran, star of HBO's Game of Thrones

thinking about how weapon durability in LoZ: Breath of the Wild was a really good choice

my daughter discussing religion: "if gay people cause earthquakes then my high school is going to fall into the ocean"

what are some video game characters who slouch or have otherwise bad posture? i'm working on something

oh your art is messy and full of mistakes? it doesn't mirror properly? the proportions are weird because you grew up on a mix of anime and 3D platformers? you drew on the wrong layer and now the highlights are weird? that rules, dude, show me more; a horrible computer could never make that

there she is again

more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman

when you're about to wind down for the last hour of a very intense day but your child is suddenly experiencing a severe anxiety attack