Nimrod Sputnik III Esq.

Excuse me, it's not the 'far let's, it's the 'hard left'. Regardless, much like the 'far right' they're just cunts in a different wrapper.

At this point, Kemi Badenoch might as well don a cloak, grab a scythe and finish off the Conservative party. It's almost as if that's what she wants to happen.

Polanski's weaponisation of pseudo-antisemitism exposes him as a weak politician. We need a new leader. 💚

The war with Iran (I use 'war' loosely here) will be the soft, rotting cherry on top of Trump's failed presidency. What his tenure has done, though, along with his previous stint, is expose a cancer within the US - his supporters. Societal changes are needed to ensure it doesn't spread further.

People screaming about definitions of anti-Semitism that don't understand what anti-Semitism is should shut the fuck up. Thinking that Israel's actions are disgusting and hating Jews are two completely different things. Also, if you think Zack Polanski is a knob, you're just grounded. He is.

The number of genocide gargling, wank-lords on this platform is quite worrying.

I love how he's made himself look like a gym grandpa. Twat. Nice tits, though. Trump shares AI image of himself and Cabinet lounging in Reflecting Pool www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Why does Erika Kirk look like she's going to drop some God on Snake Plissken? IYKYK.

Tutiac Bordeaux Merlot 2022. Nice drop. Pretty smooth for a relatively cheap bottle. Would drink again. Really nicely balanced, a little on the bitter side... just a hint, though. Quite dark fruit heavy. Wasn't expecting to enjoy quite so much. #wine #redwine #winereview

Hopefully John Ashby spends the next 15-20 years being someone's bitch. You'll need plenty of Anusol, John. Make sure you pack some. Cunt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

I don't want the music to stop. Ever.

Up Next: Universities offer degrees in 'Prompt Construction & Design'. Prerequisites: Knowing how to do the job you're asking AI to support you with.

Imagine being Trump and knowing that when you die, there will be much rejoicing.

Why is it that every group I join on Pokémon Go does little to no work? Currently me, 300/500 caught. Everyone else, 40.

Imagine leaving a legacy like Trump. Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

As a recruiter, this makes me laugh. 500+ applications per role , the vast majority of which are either minimalist, 'throw shit at the wall and hope some sticks' garbage or AI generated slop. I read them all. No, I don't have time to respond to them all, surprisingly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nobody seems to give a fuck about being suckered by AI.

Kier Starmer is an inept prick. Kier Starmer has always been an inept prick. The Olly Robbins drama has merely highlighted it even more. Labour will continue to fail without strong leaders who possess presence, conviction and integrity.

I've just heard about the passing Desmond Morris. Such an incredible loss, but also an amazing legacy. The Naked Ape is still relevant today.

Bad robot.

JD Vance's failure is now complete. #hungary

Good morning.

I wonder if the Artemis crew will be some of the last humans left alive? What a time to be in space!

Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

Likewise, 'The Country' can only withstand so many bad decisions from an inept cunt that only cares about his bank balance.

So, how are Americans feeling about being more isolated than ever? I mean, your best 'friend' is now Russia. That's progress though, right? If you're sad about it, cry more. You elected the fat, whining cunt.

Yes, it's April Fools' day. No, Trump having a toddler moment over NATO isn't an April Fool.

If it wasn't clear that Trump is a Russian asset before today, it should be now. If it still isn't clear, you've permanently damaged your brain due to the amount of raw squirrel meat that you've consumed. Also, I hate you.

Trump's considering leaving NATO? Good. Fuck off. All the way off.

... and we thought Sarah Palin was bad. Palin would have done a better job.

Can't feed the poor. Got money for war.

Pam Bondi truly is dead behind those eyes. There's nothing. She's a corrupt machine, nothing more. There will be a reckoning. There has to be.

Fuck you, you obese, turd-gargling shitcunt. #trump

Donald, you do realise that when you're gone, everything you've built will be torn down and renamed, right? The only legacy you're leaving is the stank of your nasty, fat criminal ass on every seat you've sat on.

Trump thinks you're stupid. Why? Because you're stupid. #iran #talks #flyingpig

Legend has it that MissQGemini is still waiting for a response from Clara.

Brooks Potteiger (dumbass name) will burn in hell with the other murderers, rapisrs and pedos. Having said that, there is no heaven or hell so the entire argument is moot. Might as well be arguing over which Thundercat could beat Skeletor in a fight.

The most savage takedown in the history of the internet.

I am an accountant. I hate numbers. I hate Excel. I live in a permanently angry state and I love it.

Does the fact that my playlist hops seamlessly between Natalie Merchant and Slayer say anything about me? I should hope so.

Good morning. It's a War Ensemble kinda day. Hopefully nobody will look at me the wrong way. youtu.be/jqnC54vbUbU?...

So, American types. What's it like being isolated? My friends wanted to know. You remember friends, right? Bibi doesn't count.

That fat sack of tits wouldn't know one end of a deal from another. Fact. This is entirely manufactured to line the pockets of oil investors.

It's only just a crush, it'll go away... It's just like all the others, it'll go away...

Can we just get on with getting Trump in jail before he dies, please? Thanks in advance.