Godzilla

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

I am, fundamentally, a PvE player.

We can all enjoy one consequence as a treat.

I always thought I was paying the price for being clever. I still think it. I often quote The Queen's Gambit. "Two sides of the same coin. You've got your gift ... and you've got what it costs." I have internalised so much. How do I help stop others suffering as I have suffered?

I'm enjoying the robot discourse today but I feel like Robot Chicken already did much of the groundwork on this topic.

Anyone repeating the obviously false claim that the Guardian is left-wing is already suspect. Using that lie to claim the Guardian wasn't part of the killing of a young black man is just nakedly evil.

Terry Pratchett's Witches. Do the Lancre series and then have holiday miniserieses of the witches having adventures elsewhere. The Chalk spinoff would happen too.

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If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

I got into trouble at work the other week. Two guys in a meeting were commiserating over how much money they lost on SpaceX. I couldn't stop laughing. Every time I saw how mad they were I started laughing again. I'm still smiling about it.

If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what its like living in the UK

Pink. History green. Rural Studies blue. It was weird discovering that most schools don't teach Rural Studies. I sometimes wonder what the other schools were doing instead. Urban Planning?

It's not pretentious if I'm just like this.

Lead us Warleader.

Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online

Every year this post on Facebook reminds me why I hate Tankies.

They are finally making a thing called Neuromancer. A 10 ep TV series. I hate it already. I'm currently compiling all of the ways it will be ruined. On the plus side they have cast Briana Middleton as Molly. I don't know her work but at least I will get to drink the tears of racists.

Just a dog having the best day of its life. Original post

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Without downloading new pics, What's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Your white blood cells aren't combatting multicellar parasites? Eosinophil issue.

My special sandwich mayonnaise got pushed to back of the fridge and now I've invented horseradish flavoured ice cream. It's really good.

Yawn. A lot of people don't realise that Kaiju hibernate. We are the original summer blockbusters.

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Happy New Year Will I destroy the financial district in 2026? Will I make the people happy?

I am currently laid up sick on yet more antibiotics, but thank you to everyone who donated, I'll message you all once I'm well enough. We've put a stretch goal on to cover the platform fees (whoops) and recovery costs. You can read Chris' update below the original message. Much love.

I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.

Folks, it would be hugely appreciated if you could help James raise the money they need to get this sorted. Please donate if you can and share it about.

I'm having a hard time arguing with people in the Green Party about the Green Women's Declaration. Does anyone have an article on who these people are and why they aren't just "concerned women wanting dialogue"?

Owls have a hoot that means "I'm sick of your shit." I often hear our local owl pair call to each other when they hunt. I was outside and one was in a tree above me. Where are you? Silence Where are you? Silence Where are you? Then from the same tree: I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE! OH MY GOD!

Jacket Potato Time

Incompetent intelligence asset and all-round failure Paul Mason is pushing ID cards. I was already against them but now I'm ready to fight and die to prevent this from happening.

Bond will be a 'fresh faced' British actor

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.

What I'm wearing to the rapture

Incredible. Your Party doesn't exist yet and has already split We put these useless fuckers in charge of our lives and this is how we are repaid. With disdain We are all getting rounded up and sent to the camps and the worst part is we will have to hear these dickheads arguing when we get there.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

You must replace one Oscar-winning performance with a Muppet. Who gets swapped? Lew Zealand for Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):