Depressed Potato

My Family Reading DnD vicious mockery jokes to my wife who knows nothing about DnD. Me When wizards cast detect thoughts, do they wonder why it didn't work. J what are they casting, detect what? Me thoughts J Oohhh... Me Not THOTs... (Casts depression on self) J hahahahaha

FAA Journey Taking to District manager about her new policy. Me Does your policy allow you to prioritize resources for employee advancements. M No. Me (Spins my laptop around to show her HR policy) You are required to. M You will have to elevate your issue above me. Im done. (Sad potato face)

FAA journey In a meeting with union and management, talking about a pilot program. C Can we see the data on the pilot. F No, we don't have the data. The workgroup does. C If you don't have the data, how are you deciding to proceed with the phases? F It's a pilot program... Me & C (slaps face)

FAA Journey Talking to the district manager, a first and second level manager has been yelling and disparaging their employees. Me I have written statements from each employee about your managers misconduct. M I can't do anything with that you need more statements. Me (angry potato face)

The ‘Buck Moon’ at the Kelpies in Falkirk. The full moon last night rising between Baron and Duke 🌝🐴🐴 #falkirk #scotland #kelpies #fullmoon

FAA journey My manager is talking to me about my training. C Your trainers are getting upset with you. Me What do you need me to do? C You need to stop asking questions when they are training you. Me ........(Depressed potato face)

Blue-winged Parrotlet Tiny parrot with green body, short pointed tail, and pale bill. Males have cobalt-blue wings and rump; females are all green. Highly gregarious. Widespread from Bolivia across much of eastern Brazil, as far south as northeastern Argentina. 📸: @my_little_sensor

Sorry I'm late. I had to negotiate with terrorists (my dog) Over the release of some hostages (Getting him to poop)

FAA Journey On my second day, going to fix an AC unit with my trainer. R Yup, there is no cold air coming out. Me Are we going to get the temps and figure out the required system pressure? R Nope, just add a bunch of freon. Me (Depressed potato sigh)

My Family I'm off to work and my son (3) is playing cars. Me I'm off, love you! (Making the love you hand sign) W No daddy, I playing cars. I don't want to love you right now. Me (depressed potato face) okay...

FAA journey My first day at work talking to my manager. C You will need to go to a lot of webpages for work. Me No proble... C Let me teach you how to bookmark. One hour later C That's how you bookmark. Me (Depressed potato face) Thanks!