𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

Be human. Be humane. Be yourself. Be interesting. Be brief. Share. Laugh. Listen. Learn. Repeat.

Bama knocking on the door to take the lead. Aggie time out due to late substitution. #HFTB #RollTide

When you want to make a Sharia Law joke, but you need an appropriate audience

Not gonna lie, the new app for Bluesky supporting the iPad really makes a big difference for me

I’m pretty certain the test I took when I was four to get into a Montessori school was more difficult than the horse/rhino/giraffe test they give to relatives of MIT professors who know there’s a B in “dumb.”

“Hard to Handle in my Pants,” The Black Crowes Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title.

All of the helicopters, armed agents, press conferences, and propaganda are pieces of theater with one goal: convincing people that President Trump’s false allegations of widespread voter fraud are true. lnk.thebulwark.com/4BjONjA?utm_...

The Suns set early.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Insane. Officer who found man dead in Florida home allegedly moved in, renovated and assumed his identity for years www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

ICE causes man to wreck while his children are in the car, then tries to pry his kids from his arms. They got the wrong guy. Toward the end of the video, an ICE officer says law requires the person recording to back up 25 feet and threatens with pepper spray. (There is no 25-foot law.)

YES!!!!!!!

We finally found the paid protesters Trump keeps talking about

I am seeing a LOT more punt returners taking a fair catch between the 5 and the 10. The old rule of thumb was to plant your feet on the ten and let anything above you travel for a touchback. Seems like punters are better about coffin shots, and gunners better about downing them deep.

Today’s Quartiles puzzle was for the children.

Huge if true.

BLOOD WEEK

The GumpStream for Bama/Tennessee is live…follow along and drop comments. #RollTide https://trlfootball.com/third-gumpstream-in-october/

Come join us for the GumpStream™ — we are live for the early games too. #RollTide

Hey, look over here! The car can go upside-down! Ignore the nine-digit spending behind the curtain!

No heads hanging low. We will see them again #RollTide

Solid stop by the Tide defense. 

I wonder if the “Get early Truth Social posts for $100k a month” club got advance warning about the directive to nuke LA and San Diego. I could imagine some wicked shorts in the real estate market.

I wonder how many skins they’ll offer in the Season Pass.

Thank you, CBS Sports, for limiting the replay of a gruesome injury. I wasn’t paying attention, am glad I wasn’t looking when it happened, and glad it’s not in my face anyway. Good judgment.

Excellent thread (shared from the bottom, so when you scroll up it’s easier to read…)

Miami RB just crowd-surfing into the end zone

Bully is throwing in the towel. #RollTide

Najee Pritchett. #RollTide

What do you think the final margin will be?

Join us in our experimental livestream for Bama at Miss. State It’s not like you were gonna do anything else with that tablet anyway… https://trlfootball.com/alabama-msu-livegump/ #RollTide

iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist

One of the most incredible photos I have ever been sent, courtesy of Chloë James of the Cornwall Wildlife Trust Seagrass Restoration Team. Yep, that's Philodromus margaritatus...under seawater using...an air bubble to breathe and move about. I am utterly speechless!! @britishspiders.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7b4h3...

The only detail I’m waiting on is finding out which A.I. Schmitt’s staff used to faceplant on the Hawks/Hawkeyes.

An insane sequence for the Bills in the 4th quarter against the Chargers.

I’d love to hear the control room feed from the Bama game “GO TO BREAK GO TO BREAK IT’S THAT DIXIELAND DELIGHT SONG”

Josh Ford is a gecko. #RollTide

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

Mateerial Negligence.

I wonder how much of that settlement is going toward building the prison.

Remember your alt text, people.

Hey Hoosiers. Don’t be scared. You’re just too close and got some Iowa on you.

I wish I had a dollar for every maga voter who had to type “what is furries” in the search bar just so they would know what to be outraged about.