Ike

Just hired someone who started today at 9am. They quit at 8:48am.

“I love good defense” I say while staring in Montlake’s general direction.

Stacking wins baby

Because I care deeply for my country, I volunteer to test Taco Bell and prove it is not only safe to eat, but that it will also make me a more productive member of society. @tacobell.bsky.social please reach out to my management team to arrange.

“Want to see a dead body?”

We can handle Deutschland, but I would really enjoy hearing most Americans attempt to say Köln instead of Cologne.

I have been pretty disconnected from MLB with the Mariners doing what they do and the World Cup going on but I am getting fired up about Canada making the All-star voting very not fun. Kirk has played 13 games and is slashing .191/.250/.298. How is this fun?

I wrote about the Trump regime's flailing attempt to co-opt the World Cup in service of their blood-and-soil politics, and why it's important to reject this messaging and engage in the joy of an event that is antithetical to the fascist worldview. badfaithtimes.com/fascists-are...

REF-SNY-DER 👏 REF-SNY-DER 👏 REF-SNY-DER 👏

Setting up some keyword mutes to avoid seeing someone post that...

Rob Refsnyder

The Apple TV broadcast calling it Edgar’s Landing over and over is hurting my heart.

We're back! The Mariners are about to rattle of 15 of 18.

PSA: It's not a logjam if half the players aren't good

"...if they don't win it's a shame! For it's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six twenty-seven twenty-eight twenty-nine thirty" (1/418)

Checking out the @fangraphs.com 2026 standings projections. The thing that really stands out to me is the Mariners have the 3rd highest World Series odds in baseball but they picked a season to do that when the Dodgers have the best odds at 27%!!!

Champions

The Seattle Seahawks are still Super Bowl champions.

The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Go Hawks, get hype

This pregame show is so helpful for younger viewers. they probably don’t know the 49ers have won a Super Bowl before.

Can anyone confirm that if I have mlb.tv that I can watch the @mariners.com without blackouts? Or do you specifically have to pay for the mariners.tv to avoid the blackouts? I thought it was clear until the team's recent announcement.

Jon Ryan has the highest passer rating of all-time in an NFC/AFC Championship Game. (It looks like Darnold’s performance is 6th.)

The children on TikTok are going to unleash the sickest Seahawks edits over the next two weeks and I’m going to watch every single one of them.

Congrats to the Indiana Hoosiers, who have been trying for exactly two years. You’ve accomplished what a significantly richer man has been trying to accomplish at Oregon for like 3 decades.

Félix sitting at 54%

I am FURIOUS. (Congrats, Aaron. You’re totally deserving or whatever.)

“Jays in 4” “We’ll give you 1, Jays in 5” “It was always Jays in 6” “Schneider choked, Jays in 7” What if, what if it’s Mariners in 7?

I’m ready for whatever happens today. (I’m not ready.)

Game 7 vibes

We’re officially set up for Max Joy or Max Pain. Spin that frickin’ wheel, baby. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Go Mariners forever!

CALEB JOHN RALEIGH

So when is game 3? Tomorrow?

There are some Canadians here but would you believe it, there’s not as many as during the regular season. A shocker!

What an effort tonight. Let’s go!!!

UW, Mariners, Kraken, and… Looking at you tomorrow, Seahawks.

Obviously this all depends on what Woo’s status is but if he’s making the roster but not starting Game 1 I don’t think we see him before like game 5? So Miller, Castillo(?), Logan(?), Kirby, Woo? Really not sure how the 15 and 34 pitches for Luis and Logan respectively will affect their availability

The Seattle Mariners

I’m wearing the Mariners hat I wore during games 2 and 3. Unfortunately, I left without my hat before game 4 so it never touched my head that day. Wasn’t going to make that mistake again today. We’re alright.

When will our silly little solo homers be enough???

I am unwell but I am also ok dying tonight