Something wicked this way Ken (Lowe) 🐦‍⬛🐴

Innards and metal -2026

I grew up with YOU NEED TO BE WRAPPED IN FUCKING STYROFOAM AND SURVEILLED ALL THE TIME and now we just let kids talk to the robot that makes you commit suicide.

Something benefiting you personally is not necessarily a good thing. Something that inconveniences you personally is not necessarily a bad thing.

It's Chili's and I'm not even embarrassed.

I would like to see this man do long division in Roman numerals.

They're spies, the old wives say, but for whom?

"For damsels in distress, it gives unrealistic expectations of black knights murdering their oppressors, often leading to disappointment. For damsels, these books will give you unrealistic expectations for when you do get rescued." Anyway, buy my #fantasy book: www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen/...

Just as a data point from me: Cutting off my father did wonders for me, and eventually did wonders for him, since he ACTUALLY ADJUSTED HIS BEHAVIOR toward me. These parents are not complaining about the cutting off part, they are complaining about having to work and change.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Sounds like you can get off of Facebook without repercussions

I worked in the Illinois general assembly with the legislator who inherited his state senate office, so I guess 1 or 2?

We have the means to defeat AIDS!!

The Tigbalang are getting married!!

One way we could increase voter turnout is creating some mechanism by which I can stop fucking seeing political ads because I already voted early.

Yes, I want to drive around something that, if you have a collision, is going to jostle around giant tanks of compressed air.

. Judgement . . when the bills are due #tarot #illustration #horror #art

The only no call no show I ever pulled was at a call center during college-- my second stint there. Another job offer came in on the second day, and I just didn't even bother. Worst job I've worked in a lifetime of cash registers, post hole diggers, and white collars.

The Celebrated Jumping Car of Calaveras County

Hey all, I got laid off from my day job. I know i shoulda done a portfolio day post, or one feat. all the ways you can support me. I even started making a comic about it, but couldn’t finish. I’m just tired, sad & burned out. Please be patient w me as I catch up on emails and try to move forward 🙏

Counting weekends, one Fleischer = 181.4 Zacharias = 90.7 Scaramuccis

Under the imperial system, it is 99 Zacharias or 49.5 Scaramuccis to the Perino (9/14/07 - 1/20/09, 495 days)

We need to outlaw intellectual property.

Hello #Booksky, my #fantasy novel's antagonists: - Ethically murder commoners in to steal their land - Have pledged to drain the blood of the innocent SUSTAINABLY - Espouse a low-impact, renewable model of racial supremacy It's a tragedy though, they all die. www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen/...

If you like horror, monsters and WWI then my comic "Nowhereland" might be for you!

Nothing is more satisfying than turning off every automated feature you can when writing. No, I don't want your fucking autocomplete. No, don't correct my spelling because I need to retain my goddamn ability to spell. Do not colonize my imagination or process, machine built by profit vampires.

Hello all you definitely not male readers of #Booksky! I wrote a #fantasy book about a sword guy and the many women protagonists whose stories he blunders into by accident. Available in all formats here: www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen/...

. The Sun . . fun in the sun (apply sunscreen) #tarot #illustration #art

sometimes I’m like “if I was a good writer, someone would have found me and scooped me up and published me” and then I read published work and think “well”

All you need is love.

Once on the 4th of July, I witnessed a lady get kicked out of a parking lot where she was trying to watch fireworks. She ranted at the shop owner like "THIS IS COMMUNISM!!" and I was a junior in college, so 1. I knew why she was wrong but 2. Was already too disillusioned to try explaining.

Strange thing too. Even while I've been ensconced in creative agency world over my Bluesky absence, I've actually been getting some actual games writing done again. I wrote this for Laced Records' vinyl release of the Stellar Blade soundtrack. Came out nice. www.lacedrecords.com/blogs/blog/e...

We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.

It had to have rankled Hastert that he was one of the last politicians to face consequences for criminal behavior.

Man. If you haven't seen the documentary Marjoe, you need to. It came out in 1972 and is still depressingly relevant.

Seinfeld's head exploding like in Duke Nukem 3D, freeze frame, that stupid riff, Executive Producer Larry David

Hi, we are Tech Company. Even though you are transferring to the next iteration of exactly the same model on exactly the same carrier, we can't figure out how to just port your lock screen pic of your wife and kids and all your ringtones to your new phone. We're putting nuke reactors on moon.

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Those who have seen my unadorned chins know the answer to this already.

My conspiracy theory is that these auto insurance firms pay out so little that they need to blow advertising money to cook the books. These ad spots can't possibly be netting them any conversions.

For #BacklistSaturday, here's my #fantasy novel about a medieval Asian Zorro. The fantasy is powerful people actually facing consequences. Available in all formats, with a cover by @gruselzirkus.bsky.social! #BookSky #AuthorSky #IndieAuthor #ReaderSky www.patreon.com/IllusiveKen/...