Ineffable Jeff

Ineffable Jeff

@ineffablejeff.bsky.social

Inside you is one wolf: an alive wolf, and a dead wolf — Schrödinger's wolf. Do not make eye contact. He/him

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Ineffable Jeff
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"See how the gorgeous bird majestically took to the sky and gracefully carried off the rat." — every bald eagle observation as described

Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social

Metaphor Watch: My wife and I almost ran into a bald eagle sitting directly in the road on the way to work this morning. The bald eagle picked up a rat and flew away—in the middle of Baltimore.

Ineffable Jeff
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His middle name is John, so I was right. He is a toilet*. *apologies to every other John out there, my kid was named John

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."

Ineffable Jeff
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Hey, if you've got some virtues to signal — even vicariously— it helps highlight that virtues are important to have and (at least try) to practice

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com

Yes, of course McDonald’s posting about National Coming Out Day is “performative.” Nobody thinks Ronald McDonald threw the first brick at Stonewall. Nonetheless, the biggest and most influential institutions in American life performing affirmation of LGBT social and civil equality is a good thing.

Ineffable Jeff
@ineffablejeff.bsky.social

Is there a market for flop sweat? Because I've identified a reliable supplier.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

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Weedle
@weedle.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

News Eye@newseye.bsky.social

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Ineffable Jeff
@ineffablejeff.bsky.social

"It's not phrenology, it's 'Man's Best Phrenology'"

Caitlin Gilbert@caitlingilbert.bsky.social

In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:

Ineffable Jeff
@ineffablejeff.bsky.social

This "apology" is basically a Magic Eight-ball saying "Ask Again Later"

jae holzman@jael.bsky.social

so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform

Ineffable Jeff
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Great news for John Fetterman, who seems to be vying to be King of the Coal-Rollers of the Saturday night Wawa* parking lot crowd. * or possibly Rutter's

NPR@npr.org

At a White House this afternoon, President Trump said he was terminating "ridiculously burdensome" fuel economy rules. It's part of a series of changes relaxing or eliminating rules promoting cleaner cars. n.pr/3KuPGQX

n.prTrump administration rolls back fuel economy standardsAt a White House this afternoon, President Trump said he was terminating "ridiculously burdensome" fuel economy rules. It's part of a series of changes relaxing or eliminating rules promoting cleaner cars.
Ineffable Jeff
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Somebody get this guy some props

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."

Ineffable Jeff
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ATC: Flight Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six, please confirm. PILOT: I don't wanna. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm. P: Don't make me. A: Landing clearance requires confirmation. P: No. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six? P: P: Tylenol causes autism A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land

Ineffable Jeff
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EPSTEIN PATH TO PROSPERITY 1. Groom young girls 2. Traffick them only to myself 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

KENNEDY: Who if anyone did Epstein traffic these young women to other than himself? KASH PATEL: Himself. There is no credible information -- none -- that he trafficked to other individuals. And the information we have is limited.