Brian Heinz

My first Bluesky post. It should be elegant, meaningful and true. "GoHomeOrangeManWeNoLikeYou!!!

Just recorded half of the YOU KNOW WHO finale. Yes, YKW, COMIC BOOK ISSUES and (most of) my channel will be ending. Thank you for taking this journey with me. -Brian p.s. I doubt I'll ever stop GEEK-RIFFS.

Book of the Month had let me get out of my comfort zone and experience some very good books. www.mybotm.com/xpm7gguipfb

Went all in on tonight's bacon butterburgers. Stopped short of adding a fried egg. You can't reach the moon on your first try.

I mean...am I ahead of the pack? I never found Shane Gillis funny to begin with.

Trump is just getting us closer and closer to a reality where THE RUNNING MAN makes sense.

I can't believe I'm 50 and still haven't watched Elvis Presley in CLAMBAKE. So many wasted years.

I find hammering a nail to be ridiculous.

I see so many "Watch me shut up MAGA" videos on Instagram. And they're mostly BS. It's always a liberal vs a MAGA and the minute the Liberal makes his point the video ends. That's NOT shutting them up. It's just cutting their reaction. Making your point while pumping up your own ego is a fail.

R.I.P. Pac (fka Adrian Neville)

Made my mother's chili recipe for the first time on my own. This is both phenomenal and heartbreaking. I'm glad I could replicate the recipe. I'm sad she's not here with me to make it together. (Before anyone offers condolences, she's alive and fine. Just living elsewhere for the time being.)

The worst thing you could do to Trump is take ALL the cameras away. He needs his audience.

I can't wrap my head around Auctions where people bid early.

Sami Zayn: TWO-time WWE Champion!!!

Finally playing a METAL GEAR game.

Trump's DNA test came back. He's 90% bacon grease and 10% penis envy.

Trump thinks a fire sale is when you burn down your store and charge people to use the exit.

Saw a YouTube video that Glen Jacobs is wrapping up his time as Mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee. The first comment nailed it. "So, he'll be Citizen Kane?"

For some reason, I only become a fast reader when I hit the last third of whatever novel I'm reading.

Finally watching STRANGER THINGS S5. 3 episodes in and Holly is my favorite character.

Does Trump have something on Death? He's still here and five very good, decent celebrities have just died.

RIP Peter Cullen "Roll out..."

This is getting hard. RIP Tim Curry

RIP Dolly Parton Good-Bye, Dolly. Thanks for fighting the good fight for so long.

RIP Hayden Panettiere Just played UNTIL DAWN recently, too.

#OTD, we recognize Transgender Flag Day. Created by activist Monica Helms in 1999, the flag has become a symbol of visibility, community and resilience. We stand with trans communities in the fight to live freely, safely and with dignity. #TheMarchContinues

I pity the fool who doesn't like banana seats.

R.I.P. Chuck Russell, director of the Jim Carrey movie: The Mask

The best wrestling championship I ever saw was the LWF (CM PUNK's origin fed) Hot Potato Belt. Basically, the belt was strapped onto the worst wrestler in the company and the only way to lose it was to win a match and pass it on. A shame belt. I thought it was a brilliant concept.

Good boy!

Happy SDCC!!! come find @conorhughes.bsky.social and me at booth 2201 all convention long.

The Sonic drive-in guys are now back doing commercials for Jiffy Lube. This is like when the "Can you hear me now?" dude switched wireless companies.

Lets get them back on AEW.

Pretty Patties, Mr Krabs!!!

I haven't really liked Punk since he got booted from AEW. This didn't help. Hoping Sami goes to Summerslam and wins the belt back. But I think the company will always see him as mid-card.

When you realize you can see Trump unironically saying just about every Douglas Renholm line. "Oh, Wow! A gun!" "And I have a feeling I'll be needing you for a lot more than just deleting... incriminating files. I just mean files." "God damn these electric sex pants!"

I fervently believe that the ONLY time murder is acceptable is when it's against someone who has just entered a room swinging a racquet and cheerfully says, "Tennis, anyone?" Diabolical!

Sometimes wrestling can still surprise me in all the right ways. Congratulations, Sami Zayn.

Hmm...

When you're waiting for PRIME DAY and then none of the items on your list are marked down.

This game is bonkers nuts!!! #DeathStranding

I'm sorry...did Mads Mikkelsen just give me flowers and wish me a Happy Birthday? #DeathStranding

50 years of THIS?!?

So close to finally having answers, Brody.

I kind of love this.

I miss Splinter Cell.

I wonder how much Donald will sue NBC for? Can we please stop hurting his feelings?! This man is fragile!!! Like a big, beautiful snowflake.

They did it. The crazy sons a bitches did it.