Richard Roberts

Had a nightmare. What does it say about me that being handed the Eraserhead baby wasn’t the scary part? I just wanted to get it to the NICU. There was a weird but fun part where I’m sitting in a public chair and a salesman without explanation straps their inflatable pillow product on me.

@nycteris.bsky.social Chapter forwarded to Tumblr. Remind me to update Patreon. Enjoy.

I have been informed by @gothicneo.bsky.social that this movie is one I must not miss, so I shall not miss it!

Haunted dolls are rescue pets. They are not for everyone. They have suffered. They panic and act out unexpectedly. They have special needs. They are also an opportunity to turn a tragedy into a deeply loving relationship that will last your whole life and follow you to Hell.

Is it weird that pantsing and depantsing are the same thing?

@thephilfoglio.bsky.social I know this is a weird compliment, but Buck’s “They can’t all be gems.” has stuck with me my whole life as a piece of deep wisdom.

Diminish an anime Night on the Galactic Jogging Path

Absolutely this. By jiminy, go ask your library to stock my books! All of them!

According to Bluesky statistics my followers are: 1. Gibbering monkeys 2: Angels standing in judgment. 3. Plague rats watching for a crumb to fall. 4. DUDE. 5. Scholars of madness whose very shape violates reason. 6. A unicorn. 7. Robo. Sort yourselves out.

This game is exactly as serious as I am.

@amyforest.pds.pub.moe You need one of these! The Prof is so good at crafting.

@henrythedog.bsky.social That conversation fills me with road not traveled melancholy as someone whose Jewish experiences were so relentlessly ultra-orthodox they drove me into total secularism. There are so many flavors of Judaism I know exist but never experienced, that don’t feel like a prison.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

The voice actress pronounces Nya ‘Naiya’ and I don’t know how to feel.

My review of Hellraiser: Revival. Tons of content to delight any Hellraiser fan has been added to this, the X rated worst game in the Resident Evil series.

ABBACDC

I have no idea what I'm looking at but I'm glad I did.

Make a war film rubbish: Bridge Over the River Kawaii

Wild Children are eternally young, sooo... even if he was born in the pre-industrial era, eventually Scratch is gonna hit the mid-90s. And he's going to have a pretty good time there. #WildChildren

Very, very weird book. I highly recommend it.

Wild Children fan art by the delightful and crazy and delightfully crazy and really honking good at art @anxiousounce.bsky.social.

Ruin a book by adding a word X-treme Wild Children

Return of the Jedi Godzilla

Introduce yourself as an anime character.

Did it for the nookie