@dolf

@dolf

@internethitler.bsky.social

Came to make dumb jokes, stayed to punch Nazis.

341 followers105 following1.4K posts

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Its a bullshit suit and he knows it

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BASH: What's the crime? AG TODD BLANCHE: What's the crime? Well it depends. There *could* be a crime. But the real wrong here is that Alaskans are gonna be confused. BASH: The Alaskan Supreme Court ruled 4 months ago on this matter

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Blanche: Hey! He lesrned his lesson!!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6-- BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy BASH: This is a president who has a history

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

If shithead asks who you work for it means you asked an excellent question that he will not answer and he will instead insult you & your employer. It’s how the weak & guilty operate.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

No one will make millions

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: You're offering 1% to whistleblowers for turning in what you're defining as fraud. The False Claims Act, which has been on the books since 1863, offers between 10 and 25%-- TRUMP: At 1% people will make millions and millions of dollars

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Good job! Approval rate should take off!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Energy Secretary Wright is campaigning with Ken Paxton today in Texas. A reminder that government officials partaking in campaign events should not be normal.

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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

thehandbasket.co'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist tiesThomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

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Arya 🏳️‍⚧️
@aryafairywren.bsky.social

Replying to @resist008.bsky.social

Would you look at that, Marisa Kabas found out who this "Tommy" is! bsky.app/profile/mari...

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

thehandbasket.co'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist tiesThomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

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AdImpact Politics (X Mirror)
@adimpactmirror.bsky.social

#WIPol: "I'm gonna cut taxes, lower healthcare costs, and hold Big Tech accountable. Please don't fall for emotional appeals. Oh, and this is my baby alpaca, Pasta. She hopes you'll vote for me!" Steve Doyle is up with a new WI AD-94 ad with his incredibly cute baby alpaca.

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Then he bypassed his car to wander off into a field…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤔 What the hell is wrong with Trump? 🤔 Trump gave a bonkers speech in Georgia that included Islamophobic bigotry, oddly sexual comments about men, crazed lies about teachers secretly trans-ing kids, and a variety of other insane rants Here's the lowlight reel:

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Roger Sollenberger
@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social

Outstanding stuff: “Zacharia’s online resume shows a gap extending from 2013 to late 2023. For part of that time, she worked as an affiliate of Beachbody, a fitness company that ran a multilevel marketing operation she describes to WIRED as ‘sort of a pyramid scheme.’” www.wired.com/story/white-...

wired.comWhite House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Was an Affiliate Marketer for a Fitness MLMTrump’s newly installed press secretary tells WIRED that in the early 2010s, she promoted a product for a company then called Beachbody, which she described as “sort of a pyramid scheme.”
@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

And you’re a racist rapist criminal

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."

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Tinweasel
@solitarycamel.bsky.social

Replying to @theender.bsky.social

I'd love a question to be 'Has Donald Trump been surprised at how Joe Biden has managed to orchestrate the war on Iran, implement tariffs, and do all the other things negatively impacting the economy so far this year despite not being the president for over a year and a half?'

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Maybe “president” is not for him

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

ZACHARIA IS ON THE WAY OUT ALREADY 👇 Q: Would you have liked to have known that Katie didn't pass the bar? TRUMP: Katie has been treated very badly by the media. Very unfair. I just asked her, is this for you? Katie is off to a start that, the news has been so nasty. Maybe it's not for her

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Wow, does Low-T JD demand gratitude from his wife & kids too?

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

Some people Vance has accused of ingratitude or similar: Abdul El-Sayed Kamala Harris Zohran Mamdani Ilhan Omar Joy Reid Volodymyr Zelensky I couldn't find any white Christians.

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

They do the surgery in the pizza place next door

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

So they are STILL trying to peddle this incredibly stupid LIE? Do even the dumbest magaloids believe this weak shit?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "You stand here and say you're gonna be a champion for Black Georgians when you elevate to positions of leadership in your political organization people with ties to the Ku Klux Klan."

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

They just nazis bein’ nazis, y’all

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Collins makes apologies for white nationalists like his son in law: "These people feel like they've been forgotten. And they're just lashing out."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

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Department of Angela
@angelaisms.bsky.social

You know who else was salty about Nobel prizes? No, really.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn't. This is an indelible stain on the country of Norway. We will not forget, Norway." (note how tepid the crowd response is to this whining)

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Back to whining. Such a bore.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn't. This is an indelible stain on the country of Norway. We will not forget, Norway." (note how tepid the crowd response is to this whining)

@dolf
@internethitler.bsky.social

Wtf

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump does an incoherent ramble as a confused audience listens in complete silence: "And you know what they're doing? They go straight down, you know, you can make those drill bits talk. You can make 'em sing, you can make them go, they go down."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "I absolutely believe that Mike Collins would have been among those standing in the schoolhouse door ... Here in Georgia, where we are so proud of our legacy as the cradle of civil rights, I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a man like Collins win this race and represent GA for the next 6 years"

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "Bless his heart, Mike doesn't have too much of a mind of his own. He's been doing the president's bidding thoughtlessly for a year and a half and it's my constituents and folks across the country who are suffering."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

El-Sayed: "The reason he's flip-flopping has nothing to do with policy, nothing do with your costs. It everything to do with his sagging poll numbers ... He's doing an ad drinking a Labatts, talking about the Red Wings, pretending he was not for this the entire time. Be serious, my guy."